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Watch a Dishonored Designer Explain His Job to His Proud Mom
We hope your mother has enjoyed her Mother’s Day so far, and if you’re a mother, that you have as well. In the spirit of the day, Bethesda offers this video of one of Dishonored‘s developers explaining to his mom what he does for a living. No, no, this isn’t uncomfortable like, say, a porno…
By Owen Good Published May 12, 2013 -
Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Rasta Banana: The Winners
Yes, that’s a banana in his pocket and no, Henry Gribbohm is not happy to see you. He drained his life savings, all $2,600 of it, in his vain pursuit of an Xbox 360 grand prize at a carnival game. He did take home this swell dreadlocked banana, the source of our latest ‘Shop Contest,…
By Owen Good Published May 11, 2013 -
If “Ranger Mode” is the way Metro: Last Light is “meant to be played,” why is it a preorder bonus and not in the main edition? “Offering game content as a pre-order exclusive is a requirement by retail,” the game’s publisher told PC Gamer Ranger Mode is $5 to non-preorderers because that’s the minimum they…
By Owen Good Published May 11, 2013 -
The Awesome, 100% Accurate Planetary Orbits of Blast Corps‘ Map Screen
Blast Corps, for the Nintendo 64, didn’t give much of a damn for accurate physics. You could drive on gas-giant Neptune, and it had the lowest gravity of any of the game’s extraterrestrial levels (it should be the highest). But as GameXplain marvelously demonstrates, the map menu is jaw-droppingly true to life. The orbital periods…
By Owen Good Published May 11, 2013 -
Highest Bidder Backs Out as Ultra-Rare Console Fails to Find a Buyer
About a month ago, renewed interest in the “Sega Pluto”—a prototype console that was more or less an online-enabled Sega Saturn—led one guy to rummage through his closet and find he was in possession of one of two surviving units. He put it up for bid, but a second auction has ended without his reserve…
By Owen Good Published May 11, 2013 -
Crimefighting Babysitter Foils PS3 Robbery by Telling Suspect’s Mom
Oklahoma’s most idiotic robbery (this week) ended in the arrest of two teenagers who brandished a firearm at a babysitter and two children and stole a PlayStation 3 from their home. However, one of the suspects forgot to tuck in his bandana properly, helping Nancy Drew crack the case before the commercial break. Cops say…
By Owen Good Published May 11, 2013 -
A Love of Learning is the Guide to Life—and Video Games
Video games are not a complete and total waste of time. Assassin’s Creed teaches you world history. Metal Gear Solid teaches politics and philosophy. And Cooking Mama teaches you, well, cooking. Those are some of the nuggets of wisdom at “Real Things Video Games Teach You,” a tumblr that in two days has compiled nearly…
By Owen Good Published May 11, 2013 -
Top Warcraft Guild Disbands, Blaming the Raiding Community
These past few weeks haven’t seen a lot of good news thrown World of Warcraft‘s way. The MMO shed more than a million users over the past year, a development Activision’s CEO called “troubling.” Before that, some of the game’s hardest-core players called it quits, too. Exodus, on April 26, said it was disbanding as…
By Owen Good Published May 11, 2013 -
Moneysaver One-Shot: Rockstar Weekend
Hey now, you’re a Rockstar, get on Amazon, go save. Looking for the current Moneysaver roundup? Click here You don’t have to go bowling ad nauseum with annoying NPC’s to enjoy these deals. Amazon’s gone and discounted quite a few Rockstar games for the weekend, so if these must-plays haven’t made their way into your…
By Shane Roberts Published May 11, 2013 -
EA Sports’ Boss Sells All of His EA Stock, but Isn’t Going Anywhere
Andrew Wilson, the man in charge of EA Sports and newly in command of Electronic Arts’ Origin digital distribution service, sold all of his shares in the company on Thursday, cashing out for about $687,000. It’s a curious move but it wouldn’t appear that Wilson is going anywhere, and indeed a statement from an EA…
By Owen Good Published May 11, 2013 -
The Best Of Kotaku, The Week of May 6th
Good morning, Kotaku! How’re you all this weekend? I’m fabulous because I’m in Austin visiting my brothers, and that is a very, very good thing. We had some previews this week, Zac Gorman returned with a funny comic, Evan checked out NYU’s No Quarter event where he talked to the creator of QWOP about his…
By Tina Amini Published May 11, 2013 -
More Video Games With References To The Wire, Please
I’m tired of Aliens and Star Wars references in video games. But references to HBO’s great drama The Wire? I’ll take more. Above, a scene from the interesting upcoming game Watch Dogs, which enables you to hack into—and see through—security cameras in a modern Chicago. Below, the presumed inspiration: When I asked the game’s senior…
By Stephen Totilo Published May 10, 2013 -
Your Weekend Is Going To Be Horrible. Bring Some Gaming Apps.
Look, I am really sorry you are heading into the worst weekend of your life. I’d try to warn you, tell you what sorts of people, places and things to avoid, but fate doesn’t work that way. You’ll either ignore me completely, thinking I’m some sort of psycho, or you’ll adjust your plans and fate…
By Mike Fahey Published May 10, 2013 -
Video Games With The Most Memorable Pre-Rendered Backgrounds
Pre-rendered graphics weren’t only used in complex cinematic cutscenes back in the day when a game’s own 3D engine couldn’t do the job. Developers also used them as in-game backgrounds to bypass graphical limitations. And some of the games had really well-made, atmospheric pre-rendered backgrounds. Squaresoft and Capcom preferred these a lot in their PS1…
By Gergo Vas Published May 10, 2013 -
What’s Up With This ‘Xbox Infinity’ Stuff?
Maybe you’ve seen the name “Xbox Infinity” floating around on the Internet this week. Maybe you’ve been wondering just what people are talking about. Don’t worry: we’re here to help. Let’s address some Frequently Asked Questions. Is that the real logo for the next Xbox? Nope. It’s a Photoshop by a Redditor named C-Ron So…
By Jason Schreier Published May 10, 2013 -
GameStop’s Latest ‘Exclusive’ Is A Game That Isn’t Exclusive
Another handy Power Up Rewards e-mail from GameStop arrived in my inbox today. A game that you can download to your 3DS without going into a store is “exclusively at GameStop.” GameStop isn’t even selling it for an exclusive price. Does anyone in gaming use the word exclusive correctly?
By Stephen Totilo Published May 10, 2013 -
Two Interpretations of Soul Sacrifice, a Game That Might Need a Hug
Soul Sacrifice is cranky. Soul Sacrifice is surly poetry, like what you’d find in an angsty high-schooler’s Moleskine. Soul Sacrifice doesn’t trust you. Y’know, man, do what you want… but Soul Sacrifice really wishes you cared more. These are the things that blew through my mind while coming to grips with the new game for…
By Evan Narcisse Published May 10, 2013 -
Defiance The Show Gets A Season Two. That’s Not Good For Me.
SyFy and Trion World’s crossmedia experiment seems to be a hit in both intereactive and non-interactive form, with more than a million active accounts in than a million registered accounts for the MMO and nearly four million viewers tuning in for the television series premier. Today Syfy has announced that it’s renewed the TV series…
By Mike Fahey Published May 10, 2013