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Check out this list of stories for just a taste of what we do:
Essays
• No Gods or Kings: Objectivism in BioShock
• Why A Man Plays Mario
• Maria Montessori: The 138-Year-Old Inspiration Behind Spore
• I Kept Playing - The Costs Of My Gaming Addiction
News
• GameStop Sells Played Games As New, Sources Say, Practice Could Be Illegal
• Jack Thompson Now Officially Disbarred
• U.S. Govt Confirms Three Wii Remote Injuries
• FTC Rules on Hot Coffee
Humor
• Grand Theft Auto: DUI
• Halo 3 The Ride, Hands-On
• Two Brothers Meditating Upon Questions of Pac-Man
• The Kaketakumentary
Exclusive Reports
• Is This Nintendo's 3DS?
• Sony To Unveil PlayStation Home
• Xbox 360 Revealed
• Shigeru Miyamoto Spills Beans On "Kind Code"... Almost
Sex
• The World of Whorecraft
• Growing Up Games: When Will Mature, Mature?
• Activision's Ex is Now Playboy's Miss November (And She Prefers Rock Band!)
• Body Types: Why Ivy's Boobs Are Such A Big, Big Deal
Previews
• GTA4 Hands-On: The World is Yours
• Goldeneye For Wii Is a Remake with Some Asterisks
• The Next Smart Video Game Only Lets You Kill Once
• God of War III: Like A Threesome For Your Eyes
Reviews
• Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Review: This Means War
• Halo 3: ODST Review: The More Vulnerable Edition
• Grand Theft Auto IV Review: Life, Liberty City And The Pursuit Of Happiness
• Alan Wake Review: Transcending Its Medium
Hardware
• Alienware M11x Review: Ultraportable Gaming
• Mad Catz R.A.T.s Out Premium Cyborg Gaming Mice
• Tearing The DJ Hero Controller To Pieces
• Limited Edition Mario 64 DS, For China Not You
Cosplay
• Can The West Cosplay With The Best Of Them?
• The Cosplay of NYCC
• Team Fortress 2 Gets Real
• PAX Cosplay Round 2 - FIGHT!
Interviews
• A Delightful Chat With the Most Hated Man in Video Games
• Jackson Explains How Fate Killed Halo And Gave Birth To District 9
• The Bill Gates Interview Wrap-Up
• The Unexpected Gamer Who Runs EA
Photos
• Work and Play: A Peek Inside the Lives of Gaming's Greatest
• Video Game's Biggest Circus, In 10 Photos
• The Video Gamer's Eternal Struggle Summed Up In One Photo
• Steve Jobs' Game Face Is Terrifying
Art
• Video Game's Finest Pay Tribute To Artist Frank Frazetta
• The Art of Shadowrun, In Concept and Conception
• The Brutal Art of Brutal Legend
• The Art of War
Debunking
• There Is No Such Thing As The "Madden Curse"
• Dissecting Jack's Lies
• Real Photos Of the Tetris Vandalism Building
• Why Is CNN Talking About Rapelay?
Podcasts
• An Hour of Sid Meier Brilliance
• Bioware's Greg Zeschuk Has a Massive Effect on Kotaku Talk Radio
• Alan Wake Makers Talk Alternate Game Names
• One Excellent Hour with Rockstar Games
Family
• Three Developers Explain LittleBigPlanet Level Design to a 7-Year-Old
• A 70-year-old's Take on GTA IV
• How To Protect, Not Isolate, Your Child From Online Gaming
• How To Raise A Nerd
Features
• Achievement Chore: She Plays For Gamerscore, Whether It's Fun Or Not
• Minority Report: The Non-White Gamer's Experience
• Gaming Before Chemo, A Child's Escape
• The Real Metal Gear
Sports
• Turning the Beautiful Game Into a Video Game
• Once a Labor of Love, Sales of Football Rosters Now Inflame Passions
• If It's In the Name, It's In the Game
• The Art of Calling an Unseen Game
Guest Writers
• The Goonies' Chunk Answers Gaming's Tough Legal Questions
• Ron Jeremy: Sex, Not Violence, Is Beautiful and Natural
• The Impact of Homophobia in Virtual Communities
• Op Ed: SmartBomb Author on Va Tech Shooting
How Tos
• FarmVille How To: The Tips and Tricks of The Farming Masters
• Ink Meets Flesh: A Gaming Tattoo Primer
• Want To Work In The Japanese Gaming Industry? Here's How
• A Buyer's Guide To A Console Generation Past
Columns
• Japan: It's Not Funny Anymore
• Collateral Damage In The War On Piracy
• How Not To Play Games On TV, From Someone Who's Been There
• The Replacements, Still Replaced in Video Games
Crime
• Accused Game Cheater Gets Knife Through Head and Survives
• EA Ships Illegal Weapons To Press, Wants Them Back
• Man Spends Six Months Plotting Murder Of Counter-Strike Rival
• Own The Xbox 360 That Helped Kick the Mayor of Baltimore Out of Office
Culture
• Police Swarm to Bungie On Weapons Call During Kotaku Visit
• Romance With Disabled Girls: How (And Maybe Why) An Unusual Video Game Came To Be
• In Moral Debate About Shadow Complex, Both Sides Have Their Say
• Racial Term in DS' Scribblenauts? Unintentional, Developer Explains
Science
• Indian Holy Man May Hold Solution To Game-Interrupting Bathroom Breaks
• Kotaku Bureau of Weights & Measures Studies Fallout, Physics, Also Beer
• Infection Vs. Resurrection: The New Science of the Zombie
• Unreal Engine Puts BP Oil Spill Into Perspective
Videos
• Justify Your Game
• Autotune the Video Games with Kotaku
• A Very Special Kotaku Holiday Podcast
• Kotaku Kristmas Kard, 'Still Not Banned'
Politics
• Industry Lobbies Clinton
• The Inconvenient Truth Of Buying Video Games?
• Don't Ask, Don't Tell Policy Nixed on Xbox 360 Live
• Shoe Attack On President Already Turned Into A Crappy Flash Game
Toys
• This Might Be The Best Transformer Ever
• Remote Control Mario Kart Has Shells, Bananas
• A Black Widow of Your Very Own
• Valkyria Chronicles Figure is As Stoic As It Is Desirable
Clothing
• Meat Bun Dresses You in Wizards and Warriors
• Iron Man Sneakers Will Light up Your Life
• How To Make the Perfect Tron or Daft Punk Costume
• I Clothe Gamers
Advice
• Packing Tips From A Tetris Master
• The Traveler's Guide to E3
• Kotaku's Buyer's Guide: An Introduction
• How To Lose Yourself in Akihabara
Theme Weeks
• Religion
• Robots
• Love
• A Summer of Gaming
Events
• E3
• GamesCom
• Tokyo Game Show
• San Diego Comic Con
Movies
• Why Is This Johnny Cage So Familiar? He Explains to Kotaku
• The Colossus and the Comedian
• Dante's Inferno's Japanese Marketing Includes a Racial Twist
• Why You'll Never Be Happy With Video Game Films
Photoshop Contest
• Up The Wall
• Gaming Merit Badge
• Next-Gen Cereal System
• Gaming Conversation Hearts
Infographics
• A Visual Guide To The Role-Playing Game
• What's My Motivation? Why We Play The Top 100 Games
• 2010: A Video Gamer's Guide
• Kotaku Census 2010: The Results
Comics
• Marvel Vs. Capcom Comic Books a "Natural Thing"
• Sunday Comics
• This Week in Comics
• The New Pokemon Series Name Takes Some Liberties
Industry
• ESA Confirms Lowenstein's Departure
• EA promises changes in leaked internal memo
• The Biggest Break-Up In Video Game History
• Itagaki And Tecmo Settle Legal Brouhaha
You
• Game Face
• A Peek Inside the Lives of Gaming's Greatest Readers
• Talk Amongst Yourselves
• Game Club
• Speak-Up on Kotaku
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