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Cities: Skyline’s Mods Are Already Going Crazy With Road Porn
Cities: Skylines hasn’t even been out for a week and already the game’s selection of mods is becoming overwhelming. Some of these mods are great, and genuinely add worthwhile new content to the base experience! Most, however, seem to cater towards one thing: road porn. By ⊁ĴōゾŚťĪ⊄Ӄ⊀ Oh, don’t roll your eyes. We’re not talking…
By Luke Plunkett Published March 16, 2015 -
A Horror Game That Haunts Your Phone When You’re Not Playing
Because why only be creeped out some of the time when you can be horrified all the time? 1214 is a PC horror game that might, at first glance, look pretty familiar. You roam forlorn hallways positively dripping with dread, acutely aware that something terrible is gonna happen at some point. You just don’t know…
By Nathan Grayson Published March 16, 2015 -
The Goat From Goat Simulator Would Make An Excellent Dota 2 Courier
The “courier” is a specific type of ally minion in Dota 2: one that carries stuff to you when you’re too busy fighting in lane to make that tiresome trek back to your base. So imagine playing Dota 2, one of the hardest games ever created. You’re in the heat of battle, wondering if you…
By Yannick LeJacq Published March 16, 2015 -
The Demon’s Souls Troll That Made Me Rage Quit
It’s been a long time since I’ve done this, but I have my limits! While playing Demon’s Souls over the weekend, a player forced me to turn off my PlayStation 3. Screw off, Potato Marshal! “Screw off” is the polite way of putting it. “Fuck you” is what I actually want to say. In preparation…
By Patrick Klepek Published March 16, 2015 -
Ronin: The Basics
What is it? Ronin, a turn-based action/platformer hybrid where you play as a teenage ninja girl who needs to plan her moves very carefully. Who is making it? One-man dev studio Tomasz Waclawek Here’s a trailer… Did we play it? Nope, but we took in a live demo at PAX East in Boston two weeks…
By Evan Narcisse Published March 16, 2015 -
Welp, I’ve Spent More Than $250 On League Of Legends
Hello. My name is Yannick, and I have a problem. It’s called spending money in League of Legends. It started out innocently enough a few weeks back. I wanted to purchase Shyvana, a tanky fighter I’d grown accustomed to using when she was on League’s free champion rotation the week prior. Unlocking her as a…
By Yannick LeJacq Published March 16, 2015 -
Five Nights at Freddy’s, Built In Halo
This isn’t your typical Five Nights at Freddy’s clone game. Built entirely in Halo 2, this take on Five Nights at Freddy’s makes the horror game a hell of a lot more combat-oriented. As this video by RecklessRiley shows, the mini-game starts out with a phone call, just like the actual FNAF games do. And…
By Patricia Hernandez Published March 16, 2015 -
GTA Players Beat All of The Heists Without Ever Dying
GTA Online’s “Heists” update has a special challenge that most players will find impossible to pull off. Called the “Mastermind Challenge,” the task requires players to complete every heist in order, with the same team members, on hard, with no deaths. At all. No pressure! This weekend, the challenge was completed for the first time…
By Patricia Hernandez Published March 16, 2015 -
In Portland, Cosplayers Fit Right In
It makes sense that the guy who played a Real Nerd Guyon Portlandia is into cosplay. But he isn’t the only one. Apparently, people love dressing up as nerd icons out there. The newest episode of Cosplay Boom focuses producer Todd Kenreck’s home city, which appears to be a very convenient place for a dude…
By Evan Narcisse Published March 16, 2015 -
John Oliver Tears Into The NCAA With Fake Sports Game
John Oliver spent 20 minutes viciously ripping apart the NCAA on his show this weekend, which included a sad and hilarious parody of EA’s NCAA games called March Sadness 2015. In March Sadness—rated E for exploitation, of course—players have to avoid doing things like: Eating a sandwich you didn’t pay for! Potentially ruining everything you’ve…
By Patrick Klepek Published March 16, 2015 -
Even if you don’t care for Five Nights at Freddy‘s, everyone can get behind creator Scott Cawthon donating nearly $250,000 to St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital over the weekend. You can reach the author of this post at [email protected] or on Twitter at @patrickklepek
By Patrick Klepek Published March 16, 2015 -
The First Five Psychologically Horrifying Minutes Of Hektor
After years of torture and confinement in an underground covert research facility, five minutes in a mind-shattering underground maze should be a breeze, right? Released last week on Steam, Hektor is a game that’s all about screwing with the player’s perceptions. Between the procedurally generated corridor maze and the player character’s own psychosis, your mind…
By Mike Fahey Published March 16, 2015 -
My Five Favorite Kotaku Stories From Last Week
One week ends, another begins and here I return with another five (or so) Kotaku stories to praise. If You Die In This Game, You Can Never Play Again. Ever. | This story by reporter Nathan Grayson was an unexpectedly huge hit with our readers and with people on Facebook. There’s no great digging here.…
By Stephen Totilo Published March 16, 2015 -
Giant Robot Roommate Refuses to Pay Rent, So It’s Time to Kick His Ass
Lots of RPGs put players in the shoes of a plucky young person out to embrace their special destiny and save the world. Not this one. In YIIK, you’re just trying to chase down a cat who stole your grocery list. Ok, fine: you need to navigate a room that contains all of time and…
By Evan Narcisse Published March 16, 2015 -
Millennium Falcon Papercraft Is A Work Of Art
The attention to small details is just incredible in Polish enthusiast Bernard Szukiel‘s paper replica of the Millennium Falcon. The model is 38″ long and 99% made of paper and, according to the creator, it took 4 years to build using photos found on the web. It’s only 99% paper and not 100% because the…
By Gergo Vas Published March 16, 2015 -
Lego Jurassic World: The Basics
What is it? Lego Jurassic World, another of those Lego games we’re always getting, this time covering the four Jurassic Park movies (including this summer’s Jurassic World). Who is making it? TT Fusion, who previously made the superb Lego Movie Videogame. Here’s a trailer… Did we play it? Yes, briefly during a demo session at…
By Stephen Totilo Published March 16, 2015 -
Yhrite’s latest Source Filmmaker creation crosses Team Fortress 2 and Hotline Miami—timely, considering Hotline Miami 2 came out last week. You can find lots more SFM art over at Yhrite’s DeviantArt gallery Dayshot is an image-based feature that runs every morning, showcasing some of the prettiest, funniest game-related screenshots and art we can find. Send…
By András Neltz Published March 16, 2015 -
Possibly The Saddest Portal Song Ever
Will it make you feel bad about flinging/toppling/portaling all those turrets to their deaths? Probably not, ’cause that shit’s fun. Still, it’ll make you feel sorry for them. Probably. Harry101UK’s new song was, as he writes in the corresponding Steam Community post, originally meant to be featured in a grim Portal web series called The…
By András Neltz Published March 16, 2015