The Goat From Goat Simulator Would Make An Excellent Dota 2 Courier

Illustration for article titled The Goat From iGoat Simulator/i Would Make An iExcellent/i iDota 2/i Courier

The "courier" is a specific type of ally minion in Dota 2: one that carries stuff to you when you're too busy fighting in lane to make that tiresome trek back to your base.

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So imagine playing Dota 2, one of the hardest games ever created. You're in the heat of battle, wondering if you should grit your teeth and stick it out for another round of fighting with your lane enemies or take a breather and head back to base. You're wondering how much longer you're gonna make it and oh god where the fuck is that new sword—

And then...uh...goat shows up!

Illustration for article titled The Goat From iGoat Simulator/i Would Make An iExcellent/i iDota 2/i Courier
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You know, that goat. Mr. Goat. Of Goat Simulator fame.

You can vote for this amazing thing to happen right here.

Oh, and one more thing: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Contact the author at yannick.lejacq@kotaku.com.

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mrcaligula
MrCaligula

I don't even play DOTA 2 and I'm voting for it. In fact, fuck anyone who doesn't vote for it. I hate you and hope you choke on some sort of thing.