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Your Insane Fanboy Form Letter
Fanboys are crazy. We hate them. They do make us snicker, so here is a fill-in-the-blank fanboy letter courtesy of game site Hardcasual. It’s supposed to be to a game company, but many of these lines echo online chatter. Unfortunately. To the folks at [GAME COMPANY], let me first say I’ve [-ED VERB] all your…
By Brian Ashcraft Published January 14, 2009 - Uncategorized
Fable 2 Gets A Halo Assault Rifle
So Fable II’s DLC is out. You got it yet? If so, head on over to the Box of Secrets and trade in some pure experience. Do that and you’ll get…a gun from Halo. Don’t believe us? Here she is. It’s called “Hal’s Rifle”. Basically a firearm that looks identical to Halo’s classic Assault Rifle,…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 14, 2009 - Uncategorized
Here Are All Of Street Fighter IV’s ULTRA MOVES
.html?r=1&type=flv There are moves, there are special moves, and then there are ultra moves. Here are Street Fighter IV’s toughest, baddest attacks, one for each character. Love Seth’s, there’s a certain Kirby vibe about it.
By Luke Plunkett Published January 14, 2009 - Uncategorized
Why Monster Hunter Is So Damn Popular In Japan
Capcom’s Monster Hunter franchise is huge in Japan. Outside Japan? Not so huge. There must be reasons for that. There are, apparently. One of the biggest reasons seems to be the game’s ad hoc network play. For Monster Hunter, this type of play is so popular that friends often meet up just to play MH.…
By Brian Ashcraft Published January 14, 2009 - Uncategorized
“New” Pokemon Game Announced
Nintendo have announced a new Pokemon game for the DS! As you read this, millions of people across the planet are so excited they’re vibrating on the spot. Why not join them! Or you could come around and realise it’s yet another tiny, incremental update to a previous Pokemon game. That might best prepare you…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 14, 2009 - Uncategorized
A Link To The Past Cross Stitch Map
Four months, folks, four months. Video game craft-maker Servotron toiled for four months on this A Link to the Past cross stitch. *applause* Servotron was originally planning to a screenshot from Donkey Kong Country for the Super Game Boy, but then settled on this ALTTP map. For that, we are grateful — nothing against Donkey…
By Brian Ashcraft Published January 14, 2009 - Uncategorized
Rock Band 2 DLC Is Fully Armed And Operational On The Wii
Poor Wii owners. You look at the 360 and PS3 kids madly downloading songs for Rock Band, and a single tear rolls down your soft, porcelain cheek. You feel left out. Well, no longer! After a few technical hiccups, the Wii’s Rock Band store is now open and ready for your patronage. There are 50…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 13, 2009 - Uncategorized
Yes, Someone Has Purchased $7,000 Worth Of Famicom Cartridges
Remember that “complete set” of retro Famicom cartridges that we posted earlier today? Sure you do! Akihabara retailer Mandarake had a “complete set” of 1,051 Famicom cartridges for a mere ¥650,000 (US$7,300). Had because someone is buying the set. May he or she enjoy all 1,051 Famicom cartridges — but only one at a time.…
By Brian Ashcraft Published January 13, 2009 - Uncategorized
First Street Fighter IV Reviews Are In
Are you the type to forgo personal experience of a title as a means of determining a title’s worth in favour of the opinions of a gaming publication? Are you pumped for Street Fighter IV? Well, then, you’ll be chuffed to know that the first reviews for Capcom’s hotly-anticipated fighter are in. And they are…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 13, 2009 - Uncategorized
Who Owns The Rights To Guilty Gear?
There are rumors that Sega Sammy Holdings now owns the rights to Guilty Gear, the flashy fighting franchise from developer Arc System Works. Game site Gamasutra tries to find out if they are true. Background: Sammy, which bought SEGA in 2004, has published Guilty Gear tiles like Guilty Gear X, Guilty Gear Isuka and Guilty…
By Brian Ashcraft Published January 13, 2009 - Uncategorized
Rumor: EA Shuts Down Pandemic Studios Down Under
Electronics Arts has shuffled off Pandemic Studios’ Brisbane office, a reliable source tells Kotaku. The Australian developer was best known for Destroy All Humans! and its rumored development of an ill-fated Batman game. According to the information we were provided, Pandemic’s Brisbane staffers weren’t necessarily laid off by EA corporate, which purchased the developer alongside…
By Michael McWhertor Published January 13, 2009 - Uncategorized
Coraline Screens Creep Me Out
I’m thrilled Neil Gaiman children’s book Coraline is getting the Nightmare Before Christmas treatment. But I can’t say the same for the video game tie-in. Something about these screens just seems too happy to me. No spoilers, but suffice it to say Coraline is not a tale of bright, shiny, happy things. So why does…
By AJ Glasser Published January 13, 2009 - Uncategorized
New Game Informer Reveals Activision’s Singularity
The February issue of Game Informer drops a “world exclusive” on us, Activision and Raven Software’s Singularity. What is it? A sci-fi shooter, if you can possibly believe that. According to the magazine’s teaser, Singularity “features mind-bending gameplay that not only has the player jumping through time, but using it as a weapon.” You get…
By Michael McWhertor Published January 13, 2009 - Uncategorized
FIFA Interactive World Cup 2009 Grand Final goes to Barcelona
FIFA, Electronic Arts and Sony Computer Entertainment Europe today announced that the 2009 FIFA Interactive World Cup is going to go down in Barcelona this May. There’s still time to enter the tournament before the March 31 cutoff date. Qualifying rounds are going on worldwide via PlayStationNetwork and at FIWC 09 Live Qualifier Events. Check…
By AJ Glasser Published January 13, 2009 - Uncategorized
Analyst Dates PlayStation 3 Price Drop For April
Microsoft says its anticipating a PlayStation 3 price drop in the “springtime,” but what about the video game industry’s best-known analysts? One has pegged Sony for a PS3 price cut as early as April. Wedbush Morgan analyst Michael Pachter has consulted the spirit world (and probably a spreadsheet or two, to be fair) bringing back…
By Michael McWhertor Published January 13, 2009 - Uncategorized
Red Alert 3 For PS3 Is The “Ultimate Edition”
There’s a good reason PlayStation 3 owners have had to wait to play Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 on their console. EA’s been busy packing the ULTIMATE experience onto a Blu-ray disc! Or so says the EA Store, which now lists the PS3 “Ultimate Edition” port of the latest Red Alert real-time strategy game.…
By Michael McWhertor Published January 13, 2009 - Uncategorized
Report: Nintendo DSi Gets Priced, Dated For U.S. Launch
The next Nintendo DS, dubbed the DSi, is rumored to be launched in the United States in April of this year, according to a report from IGN which cites “multiple sources close to Nintendo.” According to the report, the follow up to the tremendously successful Nintendo DS Lite will land on U.S. shores on April…
By Michael McWhertor Published January 13, 2009 - Uncategorized
TV
To: Ash From: Crecente Re: So I Hear This Season’s 24 Is Good… So Far I don’t really watch that much television. Between running Kotaku, spending time with Trish and playing with Tristan, I’m pretty whipped by the end of the day. When I do watch TV it’s often old movies on AMC or the…
By Brian Crecente Published January 13, 2009 - Uncategorized
Future Rock Bands May Steer Closer To “Real Musicianship”
What does the future hold for the Rock Band series? Harmonix co-founder Alex Rigopulos gives us another hint in a new interview, one that teases closing the gap between real and fake rock and roll. Rigopulos says that “during the coming years we will continue to try to bridge the gap between simulated musicianship and…
By Michael McWhertor Published January 13, 2009 - Uncategorized
PixelJunk Eden Gets Updated, Easier This Thursday
North Americans, expect your copy of PixelJunk Eden to become breezier this week, as the patch that adds more time, more control options and more forgiveness will hit the PlayStation Network this Thursday. Q-Games’ big boss Dylan Cuthbert reveals on the official U.S. PlayStation blog that the patch that hit Japan late last year will…
By Michael McWhertor Published January 13, 2009