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What’s New With Intel’s Z77 Panther Point Chipset
Continuing its tick-tock release cycle, Intel plans to unveil a new CPU microarchitecture at the end of April. Codenamed Ivy Bridge (tick), the update will bring a 22nm die shrink of current 32nm Sandy Bridge technology (tock), bringing greater efficiency and allowing Intel to cram more into the same size die. Intel is often criticized…
Steven Walton | Techspot Published April 18, 2012 -
UncategorizedThe Splendid Botanicula Overflows With Weapons-Grade Joyfulness
Joy is a terribly underrated commodity in video games. Most of the games I play inspire all kinds of feelings—stress, tension, exhilaration, frustration, even less-celebrated but still mentionable sensations like “comforting routine” and “empowering murder-fantasy.” There aren’t all that many games that make me feel really, truly joyful. Botanicula is one of them. Argh, this…
By Kirk Hamilton Published April 18, 2012 - Uncategorized
If You’re Female, Online Gaming Is A Festival of Compliments and Flattery, Comic Asserts [UPDATE]
If you play a video game online, accidentally kill your pals (virtually) and let the word out that you’re female, you’ll be showered with kind words. That’s according to The Oatmeal an online comic that contrasts this experience with that of screwing up online while male. If you’re a guy and do that, you’ll be…
By Stephen Totilo Published April 18, 2012 - Uncategorized
Speculation: Marvel to Buy THQ and Make Video Games In-House
THQ’s in dire straits, financially. Marvel—now a wholly-owned division of Disney—has lots and lots of money. Maybe, if the former buys the latter, they hold hands and make beautiful games together? That’s what comics culture website Bleeding Cool seems to think. Editor Rich Johnston pieces together comments and business dealings from Marvel, Disney and THQ…
By Evan Narcisse Published April 18, 2012 -
UncategorizedHopefully Some JRPG Isn’t As Boring As Its Title
I kinda want to play Some JRPG, an upcoming role-playing game that promises to be a delightful cocktail of tropes and cliches. Out this summer for PC, Some JRPG will spoof what it calls generic JRPG gameplay by offering its own version of generic JRPG gameplay. It could be really funny or it could be…
By Jason Schreier Published April 18, 2012 - Uncategorized
Lego PC Gallery
By Kate Cox Published April 18, 2012 -
UncategorizedTurns Out Drunk Navi Is Just As Annoying As Sober Navi
I, like everyone else familiar with this beaten to death meme, am pretty tired of the “shit X says” videos. Regardless, the irony of featuring Navi for this video is enough to warrant another pass through the joke made popular on the Internet. Just like in Ocarina of Time, Navi can be helpful (or at…
By Tina Amini Published April 18, 2012 -
UncategorizedSkyrim‘s “Arrow in the Knee” Makes a Guest Appearance on NCIS
I used to think the CBS Naval Intelligence procedural NCIS was a show aimed squarely at the extremely mature crowd, until a recent episode took an arrow in the knee. So the NCIS writers were a little late to the party; they’ve got a production schedule to adhere to. The fact that they managed to…
By Mike Fahey Published April 18, 2012 -
UncategorizedSpin Up Will Make You Joyously, Frantically Dizzy
Spin Up mixes a lot of different influences into a fresh-feeling whole. It’s got a bit of Donkey Kong‘s ladder-climbing DNA spliced with the infinite running of Canabalt, only the perpetual movement’s vertical in this game. This may sound like a weird recipe but Spin Up hinges on a key difference that makes the game…
By Evan Narcisse Published April 18, 2012 -
UncategorizedInsane ‘Tube Transport’ Will Zip You From New York to L.A. In 45 Minutes
This ridiculous video envisions a hypothetical future much like the television show Futurama, in which humanity’s main method of travel is via super-fast transport tubes. Using these tubes, patented by the folks at ET3, you could hypothetically travel around the entire world in six hours. Six hours! Now all they need is money to build…
By Jason Schreier Published April 18, 2012 - Uncategorized
Marauder Gallery
By Mike Fahey Published April 18, 2012 -
UncategorizedRon Paul Video Game Could Become a Reality
Here’s the first trailer for that Ron Paul video game you’ve always wanted. In Ron Paul: Road to REVOLution, you play as the goofy presidential candidate as he fights his way through all 50 states, collecting gold coins and delegates while beating the crap out of everyone in the federal government. It’ll be out this…
By Jason Schreier Published April 18, 2012 - Uncategorized
These Wonderful Drawings Of New Video Game Ideas Barely Make Sense
Some video games operate around incredibly innovative ideas and it’s natural that the people behind them would want to patent them. And while those awesome ideas gets explained in page after page of text, sometimes it’s just better to draw how a mechanic is going to work. However, some of the people submitting patent applications…
By Evan Narcisse Published April 18, 2012 -
UncategorizedThe Best New Feature In The Next Medal of Honor Might Be… a Wife
Over a month ago, I saw the new Medal of Honor. Over a month ago, I sighed. We are stuffed with first-person shooters like a summer mosquito is stuffed with blood, and at times I consider my interest in these things just about sucked dry. I feel that on my cynical days, which I guess…
By Stephen Totilo Published April 18, 2012 - Uncategorized
Talk Amongst Yourselves
Welcome to Kotaku’s official forum, known affectionately as Talk Amongst Yourselves. This is the place where we gather on a daily basis to discuss all things video game and existential. Want to talk about new games, old games, games that aren’t even out yet? Knock yourselves out! Today’s tasty TAYpic is the work of angryrider…
By Evan Narcisse Published April 18, 2012 -
UncategorizedExclusive: Grimlock Rampages Through a Transformers Game That Actually Looks Good
We’ve got the first in-depth footage of Transformer: Fall of Cybertron‘s Dinobot hellraiser, the mighty Grimlock. This is more proof that we are in a good year for Transformers games. Fall of Cybertron‘s creators sent us this clip to show off how you can play as one of the all-time Transformers greats, a great who…
By Stephen Totilo Published April 18, 2012 - Uncategorized
Grimlock Gallery
By Stephen Totilo Published April 18, 2012