The Final Pocket God Update Blames Scientology For the End of the…

Those poor Mayans. All this time we've been pointing to their broken calendar with anxiety and dream, when we really should have been pointing at completely plausible alien-based religion created by a science fiction author. Do you think there'll be Tom Cruise? Oh yeah, there'll be Tom Cruise. » 12/19/12 3:45pm 12/19/12 3:45pm