All the Ways The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Made No Sense

Last year's TMNT movie had so many problems with it. Like hundreds of them, according to Cinema Sins. Many of them involve Skype. » 1/16/15 6:30pm 1/16/15 6:30pm

The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Works Better As An 8-Bit Game

The original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game for the NES was brutal. The 2014 movie reboot was horrible. CineFix's 8 Bit Cinema mixes together two bads to make a not bad at all. » 11/26/14 10:00am 11/26/14 10:00am

Krang Cosplay Is Perfect, Wins Halloween

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Spoiler FAQ

Confused by the newest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie? No, probably not. It was pretty dumb, wasn't it? But that doesn't mean you don't still have some questions, and luckily we still have answers. Spoilers ahead! » 8/12/14 4:16pm 8/12/14 4:16pm

80s TMNT Cartoon Intro Remade For The 21st Century

Let's Talk About The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie

The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film is in theaters everywhere, already making at least $65 million. Here's a spoiler-friendly place where folks who've seen the movie and those who don't give a damn can talk about whether or not it deserved that many eyes. » 8/10/14 2:00pm 8/10/14 2:00pm

The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Fails In Every Possible Way

It's not enough to say that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot is kind of a lousy movie. You want to be able to draw some kind of lesson from its crapness, or at least pick through the debris for some hint of what it could have been. To that end, here are all the ways that TMNT 2014 fails. » 8/08/14 12:55pm 8/08/14 12:55pm

Chiptune Rapper Covers "T.U.R.T.L.E. Power", A Song With Many Problems

With the launch of the new movie just days away, chiptune artist Mega Ran revisits the catchy anthem from the very first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film, highlighting what a horrible piece of music it really was. » 8/06/14 12:00pm 8/06/14 12:00pm

I'd Forgotten How Bad The Animated TMNT Movie Was

With Leonardo off on a character-building mission in another country, the remaining turtles are forced to get day jobs. Meanwhile, April O'Neil has made the jump from journalist to ninja archaeologist for hire. Cinema Sins has its hands full with this one. » 7/29/14 3:00pm 7/29/14 3:00pm

At Least We Got A Decent TMNT Game Out Of All This Movie Business

While the latest live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film is drawing hate from fans for straying from the original concept, Nickelodeon's movie-based mobile game succeeds by sticking with what's worked so well in the past. » 7/26/14 7:00pm 7/26/14 7:00pm

Everything Wrong With The Original Turtles Movie In 12 Minutes

As the Michael Bay-produced TMNT reboot is on the horizon, Cinema Sins thought it's time to wipe the dust off the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and collect everything that's wrong with it in their latest video. » 7/24/14 10:40am 7/24/14 10:40am

New High Quality Toy Line Will Start With The Iron Giant

Kids Are Neutral In The War Between Old And New Ninja Turtles

While children of the '80s fight futile online battles against the corruption of their beloved franchise, the children of the '00s think both old and new versions of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are pretty silly. » 7/20/14 4:06pm 7/20/14 4:06pm

I Wish The Movie Turtles Looked More Like Build-A-Bear's Turtles

Available today online and in-stores Friday, Build-A-Bear Workshop's take on Nickelodeon's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is going to cost me at least $140. Considering the alternatives, I think it's worth it. » 7/09/14 9:40am 7/09/14 9:40am

Kirby? Krang? What The Hell Happened?

Krang's home, Dimension X from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, is apparently Kirby's Dream Land, or at least that's how artist Tohad imagines it. He's been busy lately with badass mashups of video game characters and different regions of pop culture. » 7/09/14 8:30am 7/09/14 8:30am

Oh Good, The New Ninja Turtles Movie Is Getting A 3DS Game

I was really hoping there wouldn't be an official physical video game product based on the upcoming live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, if only to avoid seeing these ugly mugs on store shelves. » 6/30/14 12:40pm 6/30/14 12:40pm

New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Figures Revealed

The only bad news about the new highly-articulated Revoltech TMNT figures with swappable heads is that they'll probably be at least $50 each. Check out a large galley of the figures below: » 6/21/14 9:30am 6/21/14 9:30am

Basketball Is Much Better With The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Casey Jones replaced his hockey stick with a pair of basketball shoes for this one, to join the Turtles and play basketball in this NBA 2K14 mod by MkEliteWorksX. » 5/26/14 12:30pm 5/26/14 12:30pm