Japanese publisher Sega is finally getting into the lucrative gimmick toilet paper roll space with the soon to be released Horror Summer Toilet Roll. Sega's spooky Horror Summer Toilet Roll will hilariously blast "loud noises, explosions, and shouts of murderous anger" to unsuspecting toilet sitters looking to clean up. Presumably, this device will work best in the summer when Japanese citizens seek the cooling comfort of their high-tech toilets.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I was going to write that Sega's been in the toilet game for years now. That the last few Sonic the Hedgehog games have been best suited for wiping your ass, not for playing. I considered writing it, but decided it was in poor taste.

Pre-orders for the Horror Summer Toilet Roll (with cover) are open at importer NCSX. Anyone want to volunteer for hands-on impressions? Michael McWhertor

Horror Summer Toilet Roll + Cover [NCSX via Sega Nerds]

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