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Gabe Newell vs The Israeli Taskmaster
The man on the left in this video is Intel’s Shmuel “Mooly” Eden, a company vice president and Israeli beret-wearing champion. On the right? Valve boss Gabe Newell, who it seems doesn’t cope well with unexpected questions. If you’ve ever wondered why video games PR is so entrenched in the machinations of this business, this…
By Luke Plunkett Published March 9, 2011 -
Watch Dragon Age II‘s Awful, Terrible Sex Scenes
Video games can never do a decent sex scene. Know why? It’s all about the mouth. In the movies, people kiss. In video games – like Dragon Age II – it’s like two mailboxes clanging against each other. Sure, there’s narrative satisfaction to be gained from seeing your character and another knock boots, but that…
By Luke Plunkett Published March 9, 2011 -
Fastball 2 Hopes You Like Rolling Balls
Fastball 2 is a game for people who love Canabalt but can’t handle all that death and destruction. The game was actually first released last year, but a recent update has seen it catapult itself back near the top of the “free” section of the App Store’s “Games” chart. It’s as simple as games come:…
By Luke Plunkett Published March 9, 2011 -
What Are You Listening To?
It’s been too long since we checked in with the Kotaku readership and asked, “Hey, what are you listening to?” Tonight’s open thread, a Themed Tuesday, will let us ask again. These days, I seem to listen to nothing but podcasts: This American Life, Freakonomics Radio, the Giant Bombcast, New York Times front page… and…
By Michael McWhertor Published March 8, 2011 -
Deus Ex: Human Revolution Gets Augmented With Fancy Extras (And A Release Date)
North American gamers will get their hands on Deus Ex: Human Revolution on August 23—earlier than our Australian counterparts. We’ll also get a reasonably priced “Augmented Edition” for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and PC when the third Deus Ex game arrives. What’s in that $69.99 USD “Augmented Edition”? The following digital goods: a new…
By Michael McWhertor Published March 8, 2011 -
Pokémon Black and White Has A Presidential Theme Song
If you were in attendance at this weekend’s launch fiesta for Nintendo DS game Pokémon Black and White, you might have seen ’90s musical sensation The Presidents of the United States of America belting out their newest jam “Can’t Stop (Catchin’ ‘Em All).” If you weren’t fortunate enough to bask in that pop pap, please…
By Michael McWhertor Published March 8, 2011 -
Going Crazy For Alice: Madness Returns
A decade on from American McGee’s Alice, a stylishly gothic and twisted interpretation of Lewis Carroll’s Wonderland, gamers are given the opportunity to return to this twisted world with Alice: Madness Returns. It’s not crazy to delight in that not much has changed over the past decade for Alice, is it? For those unfamiliar with…
By Michael McWhertor Published March 8, 2011 -
A Mega Man That’s More Than Meets The Eye
Mega Man and the gang play a little game of King of the Hill in this killer entry for UDON’s Mega Man Tribute Contest created by Joe Ng and GENZOMAN More great Mega Man Tribute entries can be found HERE! Mega Man Tribute – Lines by Joe Ng (Twitter) | Colors by GENZOMAN Need your…
By Michael McWhertor Published March 8, 2011 -
Grumbly the Orc Says Hello
I’ve been getting slightly, every so slightly, addicted to Dungeon Overlord. It’s a kinda fun, kinda interesting Facebook game that has enormous potential, which I worry won’t be realized. Uncharted 3 Has a Hard Target. Your Heart. Nathan Drake is a klutz. That’s why we care what happens to him. Back when Naughty Dog was…
By Brian Crecente Published March 8, 2011 -
PlayStation Store Update: Mortal Kombat Plus
That PlayStation Plus membership will feel like a much better investment today, now that the Mortal Kombat demo for PlayStation 3 is online and available only to PS+ subscribers. The rest of us can taken consolation in a huge flood of new PSone Classics. It’s a veritable feast of new old PlayStation games in this…
By Michael McWhertor Published March 8, 2011 -
Blizzard Shuts Down NASDAQ
Blizzard Entertainment co-founders Frank Pearce and Mike Morhaime play a little StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty on the big screen at the NASDAQ stock exchange in New York City, just before ringing the closing bell on Monday, March 7. The ceremony was part of Blizzard Entertainment’s year-long 20th anniversary celebration. Gameface is a photographic celebration…
By Michael McWhertor Published March 8, 2011 -
Tiger Blood Energy Potion Brings Out The Raving Lunatic Actor In You
Watching a celebrity dissolve before your very eyes is entertaining, but Charlie Sheen’s reign as everybody’s favorite frothing-at-the-mouth WINNER can only last so long. Luckily for Blood Energy Potion creators Harcos Laboratories, printing out stickers doesn’t take long at all. Perhaps I’m only jealous because I’m not winning, but that could all change once I…
By Mike Fahey Published March 8, 2011 -
Shadows of the Damned Is A Kick To The Nuts Of Convention
It may be hard to take Shadows of the Damned‘s journey into the depths of Hell too seriously, when you have a disembodied ex-demon skull named Johnson—who can transform into a weapon dubbed the Boner—as your sidekick. When demonic pubic hair and eyeball-eating baby heads serve as key obstacles in this horror game, you’ll find…
By Michael McWhertor Published March 8, 2011 -
Blizzard’s Next MMO Is ‘A Total Ball To Play’, Follows Diablo III
There’s this guy who says that Blizzard’s next massively multiplayer game is “a total ball to play.” He says the game, code-named Titan, is “the type of game that will have a very long life, much like World of Warcraft has.” This guy is biased. He’s Paul Sams and he works at Blizzard. He’s the…
By Stephen Totilo Published March 8, 2011 -
The Many Ways To Kill In The Darkness II
The Darkness II is a grisly video game. The bad guys nail the lead character’s hands to a board. The good guy spikes people in the head with parking meters. One day, the mother of one of the game’s creators looked at her son’s e-mail inbox and noticed her son would be gathering with his…
By Stephen Totilo Published March 8, 2011 -
Modern Warfare 2 Patched Up To Fix Rampant Hacking On PS3… Is It Working?
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 developer Infinity Ward just issued an update to the PlayStation 3 version of the first-person shooter, an attempt to curb rampant hacking in the game’s online multiplayer mode. It appears to be working (so far). “The Modern Warfare 2 patch to address hacking is now live on PlayStation 3,”…
By Michael McWhertor Published March 8, 2011 -
We’ll Show You Our Dragon Age II Character If You Show Us Yours
Dragon Age II is here, finally giving players the chance to cobble together their own version of the game’s answer to Mass Effect’s Commander Shepard. Watch me craft my version of Hawke, and then show us yours. The character creation function was locked for the Dragon Age II demo, leaving us stuck playing the male…
By Mike Fahey Published March 8, 2011 -
Epic Games’ New Unreal Engine—This Is What Next Gen Gaming Looks Like
Fresh off the surreptitiously filmed, embargo-breaking train, it’s the video footage of the engine that we previously showed you only in stills. This is the engine Epic describes as beyond what modern consoles can do. It’s just one of many signs that a new crop of consoles are coming ’round the bend. [VentureBeat]
By Joel Johnson Published March 8, 2011
