Kotaku weekends

If you've survived the stampeding, rioting, body-slamming, pepper-spraying madness that marked Black Friday here in…

Hi, how are you. My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the…

I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door—that way Lumbergh can't see me—and, uh,…

I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one…

They're tank busters, sir. P-51s.

Listen, loyalty is very touching. But it is not the most important thing in your life right now! But what is…

You spend fourteen years in this tank, you begin to understand that you've only got two thing left they can't sweat…

You're wrong, eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around,…

Last week we served up 13 of the most exploitable cosplay pics from at Comic-Con 2011 for you to corrupt even…

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos,…

Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of…

Last week's 'Shop Contest posed the challenge of creating downloadable content well ahead of its time—like, back in…

I love that doo-doo line. That boy's got TALENT!

There's box art and there's box art, and just as CD insert is no comparison to an album cover, so is a DVD case no…

In NCAA Football 12 players have an extraordinary amount of control over the college football landscape. Last year,…

Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above…

You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat, but it can have character. See that…

The big moosie slobbering all over me, that was Bob. Kotick.

Giving hope to a hopeless franchise is part of what makes season modes in sports video gaming so fun. But in FIFA, a…

When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age…