"In Garfield's dreams, he can fly!" reads the description for the latest mobile game starring everybody's favorite cartoon cat three decades ago. Okay.

A pair of Angry Birds are, wait for it, angry. Garfield and Donald Duck are rightly pissed, too. And don't get the Chinese God of Wealth started. He's livid.

There is no crazy trading card battle system woven into Garfield Collections. It's just a game about buying, selling and collecting virtual trading cards. I am not sure how that makes me feel.