The Next Evolution In Gamer Food Is Here
Funko, the toy company behind the adorable/creepy/vacant-eyed parody dolls of beloved cultural icons ranging from…
Dragon Ball Player Microwaves His Cereal Milk, Shattering My View Of Breakfast Forever
While this weekend’s Summit of Power rages on at the Beyond the Summit house, one factoid has been haunting me. During…
Not Even Cinnamon Toast Crunch Can Make Shredded Wheat Good
In an effort to make one of the world’s oldest, most boring breakfast cereals slightly more palatable, General Mills…
Snacktaku Eats Girl Scout Cookie Cereal
As if monsters and superheroes weren’t enough, General Mills is now recruiting members of America’s finest…
The New Standard In Breakfast Cereal Ranking
Social psychologist Erika D. Price put no thought into and indeed does not stand by the cereal ranking system she’s…
Can You Tell Generic Cereal From The Real Thing?
"It's the same exact thing, only it comes in a bag" my father used to tell me about generic versions of popular…
There Is Beauty Inside Every Box Of Lucky Charms
Creating a submission for the hypnotically pleasing Things Organized NeatlyTumblr, General Mills' Hello, Cereal Lovers…
Start Your Day With A Delicious Cup Of Cereal Tea
Are you tired of suffering through all of that vigorous crunching and collateral mouth damage just to get to the…
Yummy Mummy: The Snacktaku Monster Cereals Review Spooktacular
The Pharaohs of Ancient Egypt, surrounded by servants and draped in gold and jewels, were considered gods among their…
Frute Brute: The Snacktaku Monster Cereals Review Spooktacular
A man cursed with the form of a wolf, or a feral creature desperately attempting to shake of its vestigial ties to…
Boo Berry: The Snacktaku Monster Cereals Review Spooktacular
The sudden chill as you turn into the cereal aisle; the soft, lilting voice at the periphery of hearing, musing on…
Count Chocula: The Snacktaku Monster Cereals Review Spooktacular
For the first time in America's troubled history, the five points on the pentagram of morning food evil glow as one…
This Cereal's Font—and Its Namesake—Seem to Scream 'Mario'
This is a box of "Marios," a novelty product pitched by Mario Williams, a new member of the Buffalo Bills' defensive…
Find Retro Atari Classics on the Back of Specially Marked Boxes of General Mills Cereal
It might not be the video game-branded cereal Lisa Foiles craves, but the Atari-classic branded General Mills cereal…
Let’s Eat More Video Games, For Breakfast!
I know what you're thinking, and stop it. "Hey, Lisa, what makes you think you are an authority on such a…
There's a Full Serving Of City Of Heroes In Every Box Of Utopios
Just when I was afraid breakfast would be lost to me forever, UPS Man arrives to save the day with an extra-large box…
Box of Cereal Old Enough to Drink Legally and Vote Sold for $200
We've dealt with factory sealed Nintendo rarities two decades old this past week, but at least their contents wouldn't…