If you’ve walked down the breakfast aisle of your local supermarket in the last few months you’re likely aware that…
Funko, the toy company behind the adorable/creepy/vacant-eyed parody dolls of beloved cultural icons ranging from…

While this weekend’s Summit of Power rages on at the Beyond the Summit house, one factoid has been haunting me.…
In an effort to make one of the world’s oldest, most boring breakfast cereals slightly more palatable, General Mills…

As if monsters and superheroes weren’t enough, General Mills is now recruiting members of America’s finest…
Social psychologist Erika D. Price put no thought into and indeed does not stand by the cereal ranking system she’s…

"It's the same exact thing, only it comes in a bag" my father used to tell me about generic versions of popular…
Creating a submission for the hypnotically pleasing Things Organized NeatlyTumblr, General Mills' Hello, Cereal…
Are you tired of suffering through all of that vigorous crunching and collateral mouth damage just to get to the…


The Pharaohs of Ancient Egypt, surrounded by servants and draped in gold and jewels, were considered gods among…

A man cursed with the form of a wolf, or a feral creature desperately attempting to shake of its vestigial ties to…

The sudden chill as you turn into the cereal aisle; the soft, lilting voice at the periphery of hearing, musing on…

For the first time in America's troubled history, the five points on the pentagram of morning food evil glow as one…
This is a box of "Marios," a novelty product pitched by Mario Williams, a new member of the Buffalo Bills' defensive…
It might not be the video game-branded cereal Lisa Foiles craves, but the Atari-classic branded General Mills…

I know what you're thinking, and stop it. "Hey, Lisa, what makes you think you are an authority on such a…
Just when I was afraid breakfast would be lost to me forever, UPS Man arrives to save the day with an extra-large…