The Pharaohs of Ancient Egypt, surrounded by servants and draped in gold and jewels, were considered gods among their people, but godhood came with a price. They served their people in life. They served them in death. They served them breakfast for all eternity.
In the case of Fruity Yummy Mummy, all of eternity lasted more or less six years. Unearthed from his sarcophagus and conscripted into General Mills' monster army in 1987, three years after the fall of Frute Brute, rule lasted until 1993. His fruity frayed wrappings in tatters, Yummy Mummy was ushered back into his tomb, where he lay undisturbed for two decades. Why?