Lotteria, the most ridiculous fast food chain in Japan, is releasing a striking steak burger later this month.

Sometimes it seems like Japan has a hamburger for everything. So it shouldn’t be that big of a surprise that there’s a Dragon Ball one.

Oh dear. This is bad news! Very bad. Starting April 4, you cannot order a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Japan, because the country’s McDonald’s restaurants won’t be offering it.

In Japan, fast food restaurant Lotteria is rolling out two cheesy burgers, providing patrons with measures for them to see just how long the mozzarella stretches.

Recently in Japan, McDonald’s unveiled a new hamburger with a most unfortunate name that sounds exactly like “yucky” in English.

While I enjoy a good bun while eating a burger, really, who needs them? Especially when you swap them out for meat patties.

You know, like, hamburgers with sushi in them. Yummy?

Those are some tasty-lookin’ Pokémon burgers. They’re from Down N’ Out burgers in Sydney (via Kotaku AU).

You know you’ve been waiting. I sure have. And here we are, an official Studio Ghibli burger.

Once again, Japan is raising the bar with hamburgers. This time, it’s turned its skills to Ghostbusters.

Quick update: Primitiva, a Chilean VFX and animation company, let Kotaku know that a Nico Nico user was apparently taking credit for the CG burger it had created. The story has been updated to credit Primitiva.

This burger might not be real, but my hunger is.

There’s having it your way and then there’s this.

Hong Kong is now home to the newest and neatest McDonald’s around. Say hello to McDonald’s Next, the McDonald’s of the future.

We’ve seen black buns, blue buns, and red buns. All bread buns! Screw that, let’s use tomatoes.

Remember last year’s black cheeseburger? This year, Burger King is serving up red cheeseburgers in Japan. That’s right, red. Why? Because these burgers are effing PISSED OFF.

But first, the question that must be asked is whether or not this is even a burger. Is it? I’m not so sure.