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Why Female Screams And Peeing Were Cut From Postal
The Postal series has been a lighting rod. While the series hasn’t necessary push the envelope in gaming, it has pushed it in regards to what is acceptable in gaming. But exactly is that? Lead Designer Steve explains, “Well, it was kind of weird and amusing when we had to cut all the female moans…
By Brian Ashcraft Published August 31, 2009 - Uncategorized
Red, Blue DualShock 3 Pads Already Available
Forget that Sony said the new DualShock 3 controllers would be out in October. Just, forget about it. It’s only August, and already, they’re out there, complete with the new PS3 logo. Reader Boomy has already picked himself up a blue one, at Best Buy, while reader Presto117 got himself a red one at his…
By Luke Plunkett Published August 31, 2009 - Uncategorized
Monster Hunter 3 Cheater Banned Until The Year 9999
Monster Hunter developer Capcom is taking cheating seriously. Very seriously. That, or it’s automatic responses might need a-fixin’. The below image reads: Dear Customer You are presently banned for using modded data to connect online. The ban will be left at 22:49 on 12/12/9999. The next time you violate the terms of use, you will…
By Brian Ashcraft Published August 31, 2009 - Uncategorized
Move Over Wii Sports, It’s Time For The Biggest Loser
This clip for The Biggest Loser, a cash-in on the TV show of the same name for the Wii, is too long. Too much menu footage. But in between that? We’re talking party game of the year here, people. [via Go Nintendo]
By Luke Plunkett Published August 31, 2009 -
UncategorizedJapanese Phoenix Wright Musical In English!
The all-female-musical troupe Takarazuka Revue has already debuted its stage version of Phoenix Wright. We’ve already posted the clip. But that was in Japanese. Now you can check out the musical with handy English subtitles! Takarazuka has decided to go with the game’s English language character name, Phoenix Wright, instead of the character’s original Japanese…
By Brian Ashcraft Published August 31, 2009 - Uncategorized
Architecture In Games
Oh goody. We touched on this interesting, but sadly neglected topic a while back, but now Jim Rossignol from Rock, Paper, Shotgun is touching on it a whole lot more. Going from Chris Delay’s Subversion to Viktor Antonov’s work on The Crossing stopping at Geoff Crammond’s The Sentinel along the way, it’s an interesting continuation…
By Luke Plunkett Published August 31, 2009 - Uncategorized
Can You Have Too Many Namco iDOLM@STER Idols?
As seen on オレ的ゲーム速報@刃.
By Brian Ashcraft Published August 31, 2009 - Uncategorized
My, A Lot Of People Play Runescape
Runescape tends to fly along under most people’s radars. Maybe because it’s free, maybe because it’s browser-based, maybe because of both. Doesn’t matter! Game’s still insanely popular. Publishers Jagex have revealed that the game has had 105 million people sign up since launching eight years ago. Sure, it’s free to sign up, and there’ll be…
By Luke Plunkett Published August 31, 2009 - Uncategorized
No Final Fantasy Versus XIII At Tokyo Game Show
According Square Enix game designer Tetsuya Nomura, Final Fantasy XIII will be playable. His title, Final Fantasy Versus, won’t be anywhere to be seen, however. Unlike last year, Square Enix will not be screening trailers for upcoming titles like Final Fantasy Versus XIII and instead will be focusing on playable demos for titles due out…
By Brian Ashcraft Published August 31, 2009 - Uncategorized
The People That Play One Game For 200-300 Hours A Year
You think playing a game for 20-40 hours represents good value? You’re playing the wrong kind of game, pal. You need to be playing sports games, where people bleed their annually-released games dry. EA Sports’ Dave Littman – producer on NHL at EA Canada – has told us that “The average EA SPORTS gamer spends…
By Luke Plunkett Published August 31, 2009 - Uncategorized
Japanese Popstar Fights Herself In-Game For McDonalds Ad
Jpop music queen Namie Amuro doesn’t only set trends in her native Japan. She also sells hamburgers. In this McDonald’s ad, the Okinawa-born songstress headbutts herself and then a fighting game version with skirts and spin-kicks. There’s even a making-of clip, in case you are dying to know how this marvel was made. Namie Amuro…
By Brian Ashcraft Published August 31, 2009 - Uncategorized
Best Buy 360 Games Going For A Song
Mega-retailer Best Buy are having one heck of an Xbox 360 games sale at the moment: buy a 360 game, get a second one for half price. Best part being it’s not limited to a selection of old, unwanted games. It’s limited to, well, 232 Xbox 360 games, awesome to bad and everything in between.…
By Luke Plunkett Published August 31, 2009 - Uncategorized
Which PS3 Box Art Is Better For Europe?
PS3 “soul breeding” game Record of Agarest War is being released in Europe by Ghostlight. The publisher has entertained two choices for box art. The Japanese original and the new, more realistic “Westernized” 3D art. Can you guess which is which? (Don’t let the PEGI rating give the answer away!) After getting complaints feedback, Ghostlight…
By Brian Ashcraft Published August 31, 2009 - Uncategorized
Morgue Humor in a Hospital Room
To: Luke From: Owen Re: 9 Basterds This weekend I thought I’d be writing about how I’d decided to re-grow my General Zod beard. Then Dad went bicycling and had a close encounter of the handlebar kind. Long story short, he went cycling with Mom on her birthday Wednesday and flipped ass-over-teakettle, taking a handgrip…
By Owen Good Published August 30, 2009 - Uncategorized
Mario Goes All Christian Bale on the Set
Mario Kart: The Movie’s under production – or so we’re led to believe by the trailer you saw earlier this week and now, mister bigshot star flipping out at the lighting guy. Video: Mario Freaks Out On the Mario Kart: The Movie Set [Gay Gamer]
By Owen Good Published August 30, 2009 - Uncategorized
Piracy Protection is Why PSPgo’s Battery Isn’t Removable
In reconfiguring their portable, Sony paid attention. Pandora’s Battery made modding the PSP firmware, and thus software piracy, very easy. SCEA’s John Koller said the PSPgo’s battery was made internal-only for just that reason. “You won’t be able to rip your games and play them on the [PSPgo] system, the firmware precludes that,” Koller told…
By Owen Good Published August 30, 2009 - Uncategorized
Sonic Adventure DX Getting Another Remake?
Australia’s Classification Board has listed a new rating for Sonic Adventure DX: Director’s Cut, suggesting that the GameCube game might be ported to current systems. The rating says “multiplatform,” which further vagues up whatever Sega’s plans are here. That Gaming Site, which saw the listing earlier today, figures it could be a new control scheme…
By Owen Good Published August 30, 2009 - Uncategorized
Terms That Are, and Are Not, in NHL 2K10
Talking to Randy Hahn for yesterday’s column about announcing NHL 2K10, I tested how deep his vocabulary runs in the game. I threw out a dozen hockey terms – some basic, others esoteric – and asked Hahn if he’d said them. The scorecard? Only three didn’t make it, and I half expected that two of…
By Owen Good Published August 30, 2009 - Uncategorized
Game Gun Guy Promises Retail Version — Console Compatible — by Christmas
Redneck Techie, the adorable nutjob who cobbled together motion controls, an LCD screen, and a rifle butt into the "Game Gun," has news for you. He says it’ll be retailing by Christmas, and it’ll be compatible with all consoles. Watch him show off the gun again – this looks like a different prototype, with a…
By Owen Good Published August 30, 2009 -
UncategorizedArgentine TV Warns World of Monkey Island’s Grog Recipe
Skepticism takes a holiday in Argentina, where three TV personalities – one of them a doctor – break the news that kids are mixing an alcoholic drink recipe that includes kerosene and axle grease – aka Grog from Monkey Island. Long story short, network C5N got trolled. Someone sent them a tip that a Facebook…
By Owen Good Published August 30, 2009