
Monster Hunter developer Capcom is taking cheating seriously. Very seriously. That, or it's automatic responses might need a-fixin'.
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The below image reads:
Dear Customer
You are presently banned for using modded data to connect online. The ban will be left at 22:49 on 12/12/9999. The next time you violate the terms of use, you will never again be able to connect.
The year 9999 might be a long time, but it's not "never". Never is a long time. 9999? A blink in the space-time continuum.

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『モンスターハンター3』で改造データを使うと9999年まで接続禁止になるらしい [オレ的ゲーム速報@刃] [Pic]
DISCUSSION
Diamonds are forever, but Monster Hunter 3 Bans are just till 9999 AD (or the Apocolypse, whichever comes first).
That should totally be a Jared/Monster Hunter 3 cross-commercial ad.