What’s It Like To Be Reviewed In Japan?

To: Crecente From: Bashcraft Ahoy! Hope you are enjoying The Big Apple and all that it has to offer…and all it doesn’t! Previously, I did a post on Japanese Schoolgirl Confidential going on sale in Akihabara. Going on sale in Akihabara has been an honor. I remember the first time I visited Akiba all those…

Halo Reach Dropping In September

September 14 is Halo Reach launch day worldwide (except in Japan), according to an Associated Press report. Reach just enjoyed a popular and now-completed multiplayer beta. The game is Halo creator Bungie Studios’ last Halo project and likely one of the biggest Xbox 360 games of the fall. Future Halo projects are being developed under…

Nintendo Isn’t Trying To Make Kiddy Games

“Unless you’re careful, there’s a tendency for games like Mario that can be played by children to gradually become childish,” warns Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto. “Those making the game tend to unconsciously make them that way.” According to to the famed game designer, the line “Where’d my mommy go?” was proposed for a Nintendo game.…

Little Girls Writes A Letter To Nintendo, Gets A Free DS?

That’s what this letter seems to suggest, when a girl – forced to write a letter to a company for a school project – bugs Nintendo for a DS, and Nintendo obliges. At least, that’s what this exchange would have you believe. I have some doubts; there’s no photo of the DS, which is weird,…

Why Is This Blur Logo So Dang Familiar?

Blur is a racing car game. It is made by Bizarre Creations, the studio behind racer Project Gotham Racing. As a racing game fan, I should be excited, but there is something that I cannot get out of my head. For me, I think 1993 – 1999 were some of the best years musically. Those…

New Blur Ads Sell Fast Cars With Loose Women

The latest American ad we saw for racer Blur used cartoons. It was pretty good! Know what they’re using in France? Sluts. It’s funny, I have no idea what they’re saying, and yet, I know exactly what they’re saying. This is what it would be like if the Need for Speed series never got any…

This Evangelion Lunch Box Is Pricey

Anime chain store Animate is offering a limited edition Neon Genesis Evangelion taimeshi bento. How much do you think this lunch would cost? It costs the equivalent of US$15. For a plastic Neon Genesis Evangelion lunch box, some chopsticks and tai-meshi (sea bream rice). Tai-meshi is pretty easy to make, and a tai-meshi lunch box,…

Sony: If It Didn’t Work On Wii, Don’t Try It On Move

Sony’s PlayStation Move motion control peripheral has a lot in common with the Nintendo Wii, leading many to fear the PS3 is about to be inundated with crappy Wii ports. That would be a disaster for Sony, so thankfully the company is working actively with publishers to ensure that the first generation of Move games…

Real Cosplaying Girl Versus Cardboard Cutout

This isn’t just some lady. It’s Yuka Saito. As a third-year student at Gakushuin University, she was awarded a prize at the Miss Campus Queen pageant. She also models for Japanese fashion magazine CanCam. Here she is in Akihabara. She’s dressed as Sigyn Erster, a 25-year-old pistol wielding, science studying queen from manga/anime Broken Blade…

Farmville Gets Official…Ice Cream & Slurpees

Social gaming phenomenon/scourge Farmville is about to invade your personal space every time you walk into a 7-Eleven store, with publishers Zynga plastering 7000 stores with Farmville junk. Just like every trip into Facebook is interrupted by pointless crop growth updates, soon innocent pit-stops for chewing gum and Coke will be interrupted by a promotion…

Nintendo Employee Arrested!

Nintendo’s Jin Nakanose, 37, has been arrested by Kyoto Police for kicking the crap out of another driver at a strip shopping mall. On the afternoon of the 23rd of this month, Nakanose was waiting to get into a parking lot, when another driver (a 29 year-old male) pulled in front of him. Nakanose apparently…

But What If Valve Made Modern Warfare 2?

So Activision would ruin Team Fortress 2. Flip that around, though, and Valve could make amends for Modern Warfare 2 (click for full version). By Mustkunstn1k @ DeviantART

Who Wants Zombie Meat?

Mmmm… Nothing says “yum” like the walking dead. Or eating the walking dead. De-licious. Spotted by website Pink Tentacle, here is some grayish-bluish “zombie meat” beef jerky which claims to be aged to dead perfection in the graveyard. It also claims to be “juicy”. (The fine prints points out that this is, yes, beef jerky.)…

Ubisoft Ruins Prince Of Persia Box Art

2003’s Sands of Time holds a special place in Prince of Persia fan’s hearts, its cheery tone and beautiful colours a pleasant break from the series’ usual browns and greys. Six years later, Ubisoft has gone and messed with this. How? By changing the game’s box art. Up top there is the original cover art…

Maybe The Greatest Baseball Pitch You’ll See Today

Politicians. Actors. Singers, too. What do they have in common with Xbox Japan mascot Sanrokumaru? They have all thrown out the first pitch at baseball games. Sanrokumaru stars in a new series of TV ads in which he and the rest of the “Xbox Mission Department” attempts to secure titles like the new Virtual-On for…

I know of someone that does prison tatooos by melting ballpoint pens onto skin. He’s actually really good at it, it’s a shame he puts dicks in everything he does.

Using A PlayStation As A Tattoo Gun

A man detained in the United Kingdom has had a PlayStation – or what was left of a PlayStation – confiscated by authorities after he was caught using it as a tattoo gun. The man, from Brook House Immigration Removal Centre in West Sussex, had apparently been using the internal motor of a PlayStation 1…

Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh And Let’s Talk About Jesus

As seen on Boing Boing

What Would You Do?

To: Luke From: Owen Re: Meet the Elements Stuck in My Brain Getting back from Texas on Wednesday after midnight, I remembered that my car had about a spit’s worth of gas in the tank, and I was still 120 miles from home. And in Oregon, by law you cannot pump your own gas. Period.…

Nothing Says ‘Welcome’ Like a Pitfall! Croc

Bill collectors, petition gatherers, creepy neighbors, cheerful-looking people who want to talk to you about your relationship with God, tell them all it’s safe to cross into your home when this Pitfall! croc shuts his mouth. This rubber welcome mat runs $50 from gadget house Meninos. They also sell a black-and-white one featuring the Pitfall!…