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  Slaps to the Death — and Stop Looking at My Screen!

  Honorable people agreeing to the terms of a duel to the death. As this spoof shows, and as any one who’s ever played Goldeneye knows, the negotiations take forever, and the outcome is well more ridiculous than suspenseful. The College Humor gang is back on the video game beat, taking a movie franchise made into…

  By Owen Good Published May 3, 2010
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  Consider This Further Notice: Game Room Back On Schedule

  After a brief delay (and scary sounding update) in the flow of updates to Microsoft’s Game Room virtual arcade for Xbox 360 and Games For Windows, things appear to be officially hunky-dory. Microsoft spokesman Larry “Major Nelson” Hryb brings good Game Room tidings over Twitter, writing “We’re happy to report the newest #XboxLIVE Game Room…

  By Michael McWhertor Published May 3, 2010
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  Map Kit Gives You a High-Level View of Battlefield: Bad Company 2

  Much as I want to headline this as a “free map download,” that would be misleading. Because these aren’t playable maps, but they are high resolution overhead shots of the 10 used in Battlefield: Bad Company 2‘s multiplayer. The Battlefield guys made ’em available through the game’s download page, figuring some folks might appreciate the…

  By Owen Good Published May 3, 2010
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  EA’s Secret ‘Project Red’ Already Rated

  What is EA’s “Project Red,” the mysterious game that was just rated by Australia’s ratings board? It could be the game also known as “Project RedLime” the game also widely believed to be a new Syndicate. The new OFLC rating for the game known as “Project Red” doesn’t tell us much—as OFLC ratings are wont…

  By Michael McWhertor Published May 3, 2010
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  Stolen Copy of Assassin’s Creed Costs Man $25,000

  One man’s efforts to give away the original Assassin’s Creed to pirates for free will ultimately cost him $25,000 and three months in a halfway house. According to a report from the Wall Street Journal, Christopher Anzalone of Charlotte, North Carolina pleaded guilty to swiping a copy of Assassin’s Creed from a manufacturing plant and…

  By Michael McWhertor Published May 3, 2010
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  Got a Problem? Odds Against You? Download The Equalizer

  Tomorrow, two bucks will get you a set of tricked out armor for Mass Effect 2, that turns Commander Shepard into “The Equalizer,” and we don’t mean this guy. Billing the loadout as turning Shep into a one-man army, The Equalizer delivers the “Capacitor Helmet,” the “Archon Visor,” and the “Inferno Armor” to your armor…

  By Owen Good Published May 3, 2010
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  Happy Birthday Tristan!

  To: Ash From: Crecente Re: Hey Look, Nissan Fairlady Z! Today Tristan turned 9. Half the way to 18, or an adult in the eyes of the law. He has maybe two years left of committing felonies and pretty much getting away with it. Then it’s being tried as an adult time, and finally being…

  By Brian Crecente Published May 3, 2010
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  Zeno Clash, Raystorm HD Are Your Arcade Games of the Week

  Ready the Microsoft Points, Xbox 360 owner, for this week’s Xbox Live Arcade update promises to be a big one, with first-person brawler Zeno Clash and top-down shoot ’em up Raystorm HD arriving this Wednesday. ACE Team’s quirky Zeno Clash gets its “Ultimate Edition” after a brief delay. The Xbox Live Arcade release brings with…

  By Michael McWhertor Published May 3, 2010
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  Tecmo Bowl Throwback Micro-Review: Retro-Rockin’ Football

  Today, a sports title without real players and teams has a hard pitch to make. If any franchise can close the deal, it’s the one that started it all: Tecmo Bowl, trading on 20 years of nostalgia with Tecmo Bowl Throwback. Packing new 3D player models and cutscene animations, Throwback bluntly leaves its core unchanged…

  By Owen Good Published May 3, 2010
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  This Could Be The Best Street Fighter Film Ever Created

  Check out clips and stills from Street Fighter Legacy, an officially sanctioned Street Fighter short film featuring Hollywood talent that could be the most accurate screen adaptation of the World Warriors ever created. Street Fighter Legacy is the creation of actor, filmmaker, and action choreographer Joey Ansah, known for his role as Desh in The…

  By Mike Fahey Published May 3, 2010
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  What Is Ivy The Kiwi? A New Game With A Sonic The Hedgehog Pedigree

  Former Sonic the Hedgehog producer Yuji Naka has moved on from Sega to Prope, with his latest creation, Ivy the Kiwi?, coming to the Wii and Nintendo DS this summer, courtesy of XSEED. Prope’s Ivy the Kiwi? puts player in control of vines that help guide the eponymous lady bird to safety and to her…

  By Michael McWhertor Published May 3, 2010
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  StarCraft II Wings Its Way To Liberty This July

  Blizzard isn’t in the habit of handing out game release dates until they’re good and ready, so when they say StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty will be hitting store shelves worldwide in late July, they damn well mean it. StarCraft II is possibly the most eagerly anticipated real-time strategy game in the history of the…

  By Mike Fahey Published May 3, 2010
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  Bungie: Halo Reach Is Being Overwhelmed, Repairs Underway

  Can’t complain when things go bad in a beta, can we? Word from Bungie is that intense server activity is gumming up the works: “We’re aware and working to resolve slow matchmaking times and inaccessible playlists. As soon as we’re back up and running at full capacity, we’ll make some noise. Stay tuned for more…

  By Stephen Totilo Published May 3, 2010
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  First Team Fortress Collectibles Up For Sale, Brace For Sticker Shock

  The first offering in Valve’s new line of collectibles, Team Fortress 2’s the Heavy, is now up for pre-order. These lovely limited edition statues can soon be yours, provided you’ve got the scratch to afford it. Gaming Heads is now taking orders for four separate versions of the Heavy. The RED Heavy and BLU Heavy…

  By Michael McWhertor Published May 3, 2010
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  Strange Things Are Afoot At The Assassin’s Creed Facebook Page

  Fans go nuts as Knights Templar member and Assassin’s Creed I and II villain Doctor Warren Vidic makes a his presence known at the game’s official Facebook page. Templar destiny is at hand! Ubisoft has proven itself more than willing to use social networking site Facebook as a marketing tool for its major releases, so…

  By Mike Fahey Published May 3, 2010
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  The Sequel They Had No Right To Make — Now Has A Surprise Twist

  You love a video game and you want a sequel. So you decide, with friends, to make one. A decade passes; your game never gets done. The companies that own the original games have shut you down twice. This is when it might be time for David to agree that Goliath has won. But past…

  By Stephen Totilo Published May 3, 2010
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  There’s A New (Old) Syphon Filter Coming To The PS2

  It’s rare that Sony makes announcements about new PlayStation 2 games, but not too surprising when that game is Syphon Filter: Logan’s Shadow, the latest PSP game to come to the company’s last-generation console. The portable Syphon Filter, originally released in 2007—garnering “Game of the Year” accolades from at least one outlet—will make the leap…

  By Michael McWhertor Published May 3, 2010
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  The Nintendo Download: Zombies In Wonderland

  Not only does this week’s Nintendo Download feature adorable anime zombie combat, it’s also got 1970’s kung-fu movie-themed mini-games. This could be the most perfect Nintendo Download ever! I don’t know any more about Zombie Panic in Wonderland than most of you folks do, but I know I want it. I’m sure it involves zombies,…

  By Mike Fahey Published May 3, 2010
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  LEGO: Harry Potter Years 1 – 4 Hands on, Feet Up

  On its surface, LEGO Harry Potter may look an awful lot like LEGO Batman, LEGO Indiana Jones and LEGO Star Wars, but dig down a little past those colorful those bricks and you’ll discover some major shifts in the way the game looks and behaves. Players will for the first time have a chance to…

  By Brian Crecente Published May 3, 2010
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  Getting Started With The Halo: Reach Beta

  The Halo: Reach beta is finally live, and we’ve assembled some handy information to help you get started in what could be the biggest console game beta ever. Halo 3: ODST Owners can now enter the Halo: Reach beta, but there’s no reason to go in blind. While you’re waiting for the download to complete…

  By Mike Fahey Published May 3, 2010