This week we figure out how tall the very big lady from Resident Evil Village is, flip out a Bernie chair, learn what games will be free for Xbox Live Gold subscribers this month, buy 900lbs of PlayStation consoles and check in on chess YouTube in 2021.
Great Kotaku Content From The Past Week
https://kotaku.com/auto-chess-is-getting-a-moba-continuing-the-eternal-cy-1846081052
I can’t wait for this MOBA to become really popular and spawn a mod that then spawns a MOBA that then spawns a new auto chess game that then spawns a card game that then spawns…
https://kotaku.com/i-figured-out-how-tall-the-sexy-resident-evil-lady-is-b-1846111780
This is why I’m proud to work at Kotaku. We do the real work.
https://kotaku.com/you-can-buy-a-912lb-box-of-playstation-consoles-1846096622
What would you rather have? 912lbs of PlayStation consoles or $240 worth of pudding?
Tweets!
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1352386995469877250
There was a lot of good (and bad!) Bernie memes created this past week. This is the best.
This thumbnail is fucking killing me pic.twitter.com/20EBoEmBY1
— Frostmonaut Emmarcus đź’Ž (@CosmonautMarcus) January 20, 2021
I would play more chess if the pieces were people and shot lasers. I think what I want is laser tag, actually. Yes. That’s what I want. Never mind. (Original video here!)
Bulk and Skull’s theme song is one of the foulest pieces of music ever composed pic.twitter.com/20SqnZC9u2
— ✪ daniel barnes ✪ (@Danny8bit) September 29, 2020
Okay, no more Bernie memes. The new cool thing is remixing this song.
News From The Past Week
Activision Merges Tony Hawk 1 + 2 Developer Into Blizzard
Resident Evil Village Out For Old And New Consoles On May 7
Mass Effect 2 Writer Confirms Jack Was Originally Pansexual
Genshin Impact’s Big 1.3 Update Includes Lantern Rite Event, New Character Xiao
Here’s February 2021’s Xbox Live Games With Gold
Microsoft Doubles Cost Of Xbox Live From What It Was A Year Ago
Resident Evil Crossover Event Coming To Division 2 In February
Capcom Announces Multiplayer Shooter Resident Evil Re:Verse
Report: $250 Collector’s Edition Of Cyberpunk 2077 Gets Refunded, Player Gets To Keep It Anyway
505 Games Announces Puzzle Quest 3, Coming Out This Year
Valve, Capcom & Bethesda Fined $9.5 Million For “Geo-Blocking” PC Games
Sealed Box Of Pokémon Cards Sells For $408,000
Mortal Kombat Player Disqualified From Tournament For Criticizing Developers
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