Chess Looks Wild In 2021

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This week we figure out how tall the very big lady from Resident Evil Village is, flip out a Bernie chair, learn what games will be free for Xbox Live Gold subscribers this month, buy 900lbs of PlayStation consoles and check in on chess YouTube in 2021.

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Kotaku Weekend Editor | Zack Zwiezen is a writer living in Kansas. He has written for GameCritics, USgamer, Kill Screen & Entertainment Fuse.

DISCUSSION

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Cayde-6's Unloaded Dice

I’ll be honest: You know what chess needs?

Dice.

Seriously. The problem with chess is that every move is made with a specific certainty in mind. You know that when you move on to a square that is occupied by your opponent’s piece, you WILL take that square.

But that’s not how things work. In real life, shit is random.

Take, for example, the fact that Kind Harold of England most probably died by taking an arrow to the eye.