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The Year, NSFW
Every year has its moments suitable for framing. Here, our look back at 2009 presents the ones meant for stuffing under your mattress: It’s Kotaku’s Year NSFW, which, as the title implies, is NSFW. Bayonetta’s Got It, Flaunts It: Without a doubt, Bayonetta was the high-amp vamp of gaming in 2009, and she hasn’t even…
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Pac-Man Getting the Fighter Treatment?
In Europe, Namco Bandai has trademarked something called “Pac-Man: Battle Royale,” which sounds less like a reboot or remake of a pellet-chomper, and more along the lines of Tekken with ghosts. That’s straight-up speculation. Siliconera hazarded the guess when it found the registration, and it sounds good to me, if only because it sounds better…
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Robin Williams On The Wii
If you ever wanted to know how Academy Award winner Robin Williams feels about the Nintendo Wii, we can’t help you. We can just direct you to this one bit of comedy wherein he mentions it. It’s right at 6:44 in that video. The rest of it is pretty hilarious, too, though. Fans of Williams…
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Drunk Scot Woman Stabs Teen in Xbox Argument
Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady. When I said, “try safe, effective, fast-acting kick his ass,” for video game-playing kids who won’t listen, I did not mean “ventilate his abdomen with a kitchen knife.” Authorities say a 13-year-old Scottish boy was stabbed by his 55-year-old babysitter after he refused to stop playing his Xbox (original or 360,…
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Holiday Timewaster: Santa Fu
Mrs. Claus has been abducted, and Santa’s out to deck the walls with gingerbread men and nutcracker guts. It’s a Christmas mashup of Kung Fu for the NES and it’s (wait for it) ho-ho-holarious. Just like Kung Fu (or Kung Fu Master, the arcade original) a drunken, raging Santa battles his way through waves of…
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EA’s Post-Christmas Sale Gives You 800 MS Points
EA’s running an online holiday special for the Xbox 360 beginning Christmas that takes a quick cost-benefit analysis to figure out, but as it returns you 800 Microsoft Points might be worth considering. The offer: Buy any three titles from this list and you get 800 Microsoft points back. Now, some of these are full…
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Schrödinger’s Rat Isn’t What You Think It Is
Quick science lesson: Scientist Erwin Schrödinger had a thought experiment where you put a cat in a sealed box with poison. In a nutshell, at a certain point the cat is both alive and dead until you unseal the box. No, he didn’t kill a cat to test this out so far as I know.…
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Fashion Fantasy Knows What Girls REALLY Want For Christmas
Social networking/online game, Fashion Fantasy Game, surveyed over 2,500 teen girls to see what they want for Christmas this year. The answer? Cash. I guess they’ve finally grown out of that I-want-a-pony phase. Fashion Fantasy found that after the 65% that wanted cold, hard cash for Christmas, a whopping 59% wanted a laptop. Coming in…
By AJ Glasser
