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Bad Cuts
To: Ash From: Crecente Re: The Heartbreak of An Obi-Wan Haircut Man that sucks. Tristan once got a Brian haircut, but that only lasted about six months before he declared it was too long and bugging him. No other cool cuts, though he does occasional ask for a mohawk, which we always deny. Busy day…
By Brian Crecente Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
Dethklok Wants To See You Play Guitar Hero
Dethklok has a new song in Guitar Hero today, and Metalocalypse creator Brendon Small is eager to see you give “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” a try. “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” is now available in the Guitar Hero music store for the Xbox 360, Wii, and PlayStation 3, part of a triple pack of metal, along…
By Mike Fahey Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
Rockstar Responds To “Rockstar Spouse” Controversy, “Saddened” By Accusations
An image wasn’t all they had to say. Two weeks since the posting on the Internet of anonymous complaints about working conditions at its San Diego satellite, the development studio most famous for Grand Theft Auto addressed those charges. The company did so by addressing a reader question on Rockstar’s official website. “Unfortunately, this is…
By Stephen Totilo Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
Tiger Woods Confirmed for Console Release as EA Opens Online Beta
At risk of stealing its own thunder, EA Sports confirmed today that its next console golf simulation will feature beleaguered superstar Tiger Woods in the title; EA’s announcement came right as it opened the beta for its online golf game. Woods is currently on a leave from professional golf as he manages a very public,…
By Owen Good Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
Kingdom Hearts Beats Back Mario On Japan’s Game Chart
Square Enix’s Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep managed to maintain its bestselling status in Japan this week, fending off the triple platinum seller New Super Mario Bros. Wii in it second week. The newest Kingdom Hearts for the PSP didn’t have much in the way of competition, with the exception of top ten debuts Resident…
By Michael McWhertor Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
Why Apple’s Tablet Will Include Gaming
No one knows for certain what exactly will be announced at Apple’s semi-exclusive, invitation-only event in San Francisco next week. But a lot of us are thinking it will be the unveiling of an Apple tablet. Here’s why you should care. Apple has finally woken up to the potential and fiscal importance of gaming on…
By Brian Crecente Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
Get A Little Depressed With The Heavy Rain Demo
Buried deep within comment contest replies in a post on the European PlayStation Blog, SCEE PlayStation Store team member Mike Kebby reveals a demo for Quantic Dream’s Heavy Rain is heading our way February 11th. Today’s PlayStation Store update on the Euro PlayStation Blog contained a comment contest to win free dynamic themes, so finding…
By Mike Fahey Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
The Wii Loses Some Of Its Fitness Thunder To Dance Town
Show of hands. Who has heard of the video game Dancetown? You know, the video game that National Public Radio reports might better whip you into shape than Wii Fit. NPR’s Morning Edition, the radio show I wake up every morning, got around to covering a study we covered in November that shows people can…
By Stephen Totilo Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
The Wii Gets Its First Black Box, Maybe Its Best Box Art
Nintendo is letting another game that isn’t New Super Mario Bros. Wii break the tradition of white Wii game cases, giving Sandlot’s Zangeki no REGINLEIV a chance to stand out from its peers with a sharp looking black box. The gory, giant slaying action game Zangeki no REGINLEIV—formerly known as Dynamic Zan—is scheduled for a…
By Michael McWhertor Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
Boy Loses Girl, Boy Chases Girl Through Hell
Dante and Virgil race through the City of Despair in order to save Beatrice from the evil clutches of Lucifer, in this clip from Dante’s Inferno: An Animated Epic. This is just a very brief clip from the animated adventures of Dante, coming to Blu-Ray and DVD on February 9th in your choice of six…
By Mike Fahey Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
Metal Gear Solid Gets Singing Weapons
Just in case the Metal Gear Solid games were seeming conventional to you, the next one will include singing weapons. The late May PSP game Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker, which so impressed me at the Tokyo Game Show last year, will have so-called AI weapons, publisher Konami announced today. Better to have them explain…
By Stephen Totilo Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
Frankenreview: Dark Void
Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? A plane? The Rocketeer? No! It’s our Frankenreview for Capcom’s Dark Void. Developer Airtight Games plunges players headlong into the mysterious Bermuda Triangle in Dark Void. Cargo pilot William Augustus Grey crashes on a remote island, soon finding himself teleported to a parallel world where evil…
By Mike Fahey Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
Meet The Cast Of Sony’s Reality Show, The Tester
Because you demanded it, Sony is launching its first PlayStation Network reality show later this year, The Tester. Eleven contestants will battle for the “gamer’s ultimate dream job,” testing PlayStation games. These are those eleven contestants. The cast of The Tester is, as aptly described by the PlayStation.blog, a diverse group, with gamers from 22-…
By Michael McWhertor Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
My 10 Favorite Gaming Moments of 2009
I’m just about done looking back at 2009 and just about done playing 2009 games. So I’m ready to share my fifth-annual list of my favorite in-game moments from the past year. These are not the 10 best games of 2009, nor are they ranked in any special order. They are 10 sometimes spoiler-y great,…
By Stephen Totilo Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
Star Trek Online Boldly Goes To Del Taco
Atari teams with Del Taco to deliver free trial-laden limited-edition Star Trek Online collector’s cups, with a free Type-8 Shuttle pet for those opting to supersize to the full game. Visitors to the nation’s number 2 Mexican fast foods restaurant will be able to procure one of four Star Trek Online collector’s cups with purchase…
By Mike Fahey Published January 21, 2010 - Reviews
Dark Void Zero Micro-Review: Classic, Focused Fun
Dark Void Zero is built around not one, but two stories. One is a story of a jet pack wearing hero named Rusty trying to stop the invasion of Earth by aliens. The second is the fiction surrounding the game’s creation, a false history that claims the game is a remake of a classic NES-era…
By Brian Crecente Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
Lightning Blanka Aids Haiti
SOTA Toys is giving Street Fighter fans a chance to snag a gorgeous, one-of-a-kind Blanka statue, while providing much-needed relief to the earthquake-ravaged country of Haiti. Behold Lightning Blanka, one of the most attractive renditions of the electrified mutant Street Fighter ever created. SOTA Toys made one of these while working on the more traditional…
By Mike Fahey Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
Tricell CEO Goes Mercenary In Resident Evil 5: Gold
Tricell CEO Excella Gionne is so elegant she doesn’t bother changing out of her evening wear to battle Majini as a new playable character in Resident Evil 5: Gold Edition’s Mercenaries Reunion. Capcom revealed the beautiful but merciless Ms. Gionne as a playable character in Mercenaries Reunion today, with a set of screens showing off…
By Mike Fahey Published January 21, 2010 - Uncategorized
Capcom To Adopt 2.5D For Future Fighters
Capcom made quite a splash in 2008 when their near reboot of Street Fighter IV combined the depth and detail of 3D graphics placed over the traditional controls and mechanics of a 2D fighting game. The developers liked the 2.5D effect so much they decided to apply it to upcoming Wii fighter Tatsunoko vs. Capcom:…
By Brian Crecente Published January 21, 2010