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Kotaku Off Topic: By Hermes’ Sneakers!
This edition of Kotaku Off Topic gives you wings. On sneakers. It’s also a great place to talk amongst yourselves about things that aren’t video games. Like these outlandish, but still likable Jeremy Scott Adidas sneakers that turn any mere mortal into a footwear god. I’m too old and conservative to pull these, but is…
By Michael McWhertor Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
Transformers Pre-Order Codes Fetching Crazy Bids on eBay
Transformers: War for Cybertron doled out three exclusive codes with preorders through three different retailers – unlocking Jazz, Shockwave or Demolisher for play. Some people must have confused “exclusive” with “rare,” as eBay bids on these codes have touched $100. Demolisher (pictured), unlocked with the Amazon preorder, got a bid as high as $105 in…
By Owen Good Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
Report: Mario Creator Wants To Develop An All-New Character, Get Pikmin 3 Done Quickly
A new 3D take on Super Mario World may not be the only thing on Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto’s mind these days. Nintendo’s famous game designer may also have plans for an all-new character and a sooner-than-you-think Pikmin sequel. Miyamoto reportedly said that, since it’s been 10 years since his last original character creation, Captain…
By Michael McWhertor Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
You Can’t Escape the Vuvuzela, Even on the Wii
Quieting the obnoxious plastic horn in the Wii version of 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa requires that you first win a game. In the Xbox 360 and PS3 versions, vuvuzela volume is an audio menu option. Seen on Reddit.
By Owen Good Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
Club Nintendo (of Japan) Rewards Mario Fans With Mario Tees
Another reason to turn green with envy at Club Nintendo of Japan’s member prizes? This new series of customizable Super Mario Bros. tees, only available to the serious (and in good standing) Nintendo super fan. Nintendo will be giving these Mario-themed tees to Japanese Club Nintendo faithful this year for a pittance. Just 600 points.…
By Michael McWhertor Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
Redbox Kiosks Now Testing Game Rentals in Three States
The kiosk-rental service Redbox began offering $2-a-day game rentals at 150 locations in Nevada, North Carolina and Texas last weekend, but the selection was disappointing to analysts examining the offerings. An analyst with a New York firm examined kiosks in Austin, Texas, finding on average 2.8 different titles on three different platforms. In other words,…
By Owen Good Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
Is Super Mario World On The List of Nintendo 3DS Remakes?
Mario creator and chief Nintendo fungineer Shigeru Miyamoto has given a firm “Maybe!” to that question, saying that a 3D revamped Super Mario World would be a “fun” fit for the Nintendo 3DS. In response to an IGN reader’s question about the SNES original version of Super Mario World—”What aspects of the game would you…
By Michael McWhertor Published June 30, 2010 -
UncategorizedGrand Theft Auto… Insurance?
Who knew that escaping a four-star wanted level in Grand Theft Auto was as easy as flashing proof of insurance to Liberty City’s finest? SafeAuto Insurance takes some liberties of its own to shill coverage to “tough guys.” Thanks, Killer_Walrus!
By Michael McWhertor Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
Nessler Knows Your Name in NCAA Football 11
The return of college football means the return of tradition, pageantry, and the voice of an old friend on Saturday afternoons – such as Brad Nessler welcoming you to another classic showdown between the Death Bats and the Cash Money. Eat your heart out, Keith Jackson. Following last year’s unexpected enthusiasm for NCAA Football 10‘s…
By Owen Good Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
This is Not a Perfect Game
To: Ash From: Crecente I am trying to finish off a PSP game that is said to be perfect. I disagree. What you missed: Weighing Morality in Gaming Farmville, World of Warcraft Are Divorce Lawyers’ Latest Weapons in Court Who Cheers For War? Did Buying Your Gaming Console Help Fund War Atrocities in the Congo?…
By Brian Crecente Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
Not So Fast My Friends: Lee Corso’s Not Done with NCAA Football
In last week’s impressions of the NCAA Football 11 demo, we reported that EA Sports and the game’s longtime analyst, Lee Corso, had mutually parted ways for this year’s game. That’s not the case. Corso, 74, is not a part of the booth team in NCAA Football 11‘s PS3 or Xbox 360 versions. But he…
By Owen Good Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
World of Warcraft: Cataclysm Beta Is A Go! Invites Out!
The next big expansion to Blizzard’s massively popular massively multiplayer online game World of Warcraft is, officially, in beta and ready to be tested by you. Did you get an invitation for the Cataclysm beta? Better check your Battle.net account. Blizzard says it has begun issuing invites to WoW players from around the world who…
By Michael McWhertor Published June 30, 2010 - Reviews
Catalyst DSi Slim Cover Review: Worst Analogy Ever
What is it about CM4’s Catalyst DSi Slim Cover that makes me break out the worst literary comparisons I’ve written since I was into bad goth poetry in high school? The Catalyst DSi Slim Cover is a simple enough thing. You get two pieces of aluminum shaped to fit your Nintendo DSi, covered tightly with…
By Mike Fahey Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
Don’t Give Up Hope On That BioShock Movie Just Yet
No one can stop Mr. Bubbles from making his big screen debut, not even the underperforming Prince of Persia. Gore Verbinski, the man desperate to bring BioShock to the big screen, is still slaving away at it. Verbinski, the director of Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean movies and now producer on BioShock’s film adaptation—Juan Carlos…
By Michael McWhertor Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
Science Proves Facial Hair Is Sexy…On Fish
Here at Kotaku, we’re big proponents of facial hair, even if some of our esteemed colleagues aren’t with the program yet. Now science proves that a bushy moustache does indeed make males more attractive to females. Well, female fish at least. Science is all about answering unanswered questions. Why is the sky blue? Why do…
By Mike Fahey Published June 30, 2010 -
UncategorizedWith Video Games Around Them, They Did Push-Ups
Two men walked into a giant circus of video games in June and walked out with a 90-minute movie that shows them, sometimes, doing push-ups in the middle of E3. That would be Robert Pelloni (in black) and Tim Rogers (in green), the latter of whom wrote about his E3 adventures for Kotaku earlier this…
By Stephen Totilo Published June 30, 2010 -
UncategorizedYour Portal 2 Education Continues
Get ready to think harder with portals in Portal 2. Now at your disposal in the first-person puzzler that we can wait to wrap our brains around is the “Thermal Discouragement Beam.” It’s like a laser, but with more syllables. When paired with the Weighted Pivot Cube, Portal 2’s Thermal Discouragement Beam will add something…
By Michael McWhertor Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
Speak-Up On Kotaku: Pokémon Rematches, The New WWII, Kids Reviews, And A Blizzard Love Letter
In this week’s episode of Speak-Up on Kotaku is here, with Chewblaha, Senselocke, and Pat Chan ramble on about how efficient Blizzard customer service is, easier Pokémon rematches, reviews for kids, and post-apocalysm. Don’t like the gallery layout? Click here to view everything on one page. About Speak-Up on Kotaku: Our readers have a lot…
By Mike Fahey Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
A One-Hour Quest To Decide The Best Games Of 2010… So Far
We talked about the best games of the first half of 2010 on Kotaku Talk Radio today and took your nominations by phone. What did we pick and why? Download and listen. In this episode of Kotaku Talk Radio, we go month by month, so it’s easy to following along and yell at us about…
By Stephen Totilo Published June 30, 2010 - Uncategorized
Sega ‘Thinking About’ Saturn Games For Downloadable Releases
Sega is bringing back its beloved Dreamcast this fall—or at least two of its more memorable games, in downloadable form—but what of its predecessor, the sometimes spectacular but relatively unsuccessful Sega Saturn? Sega has not forgotten it. In fact, Sega is “thinking about ports of Saturn games” for future releases. It has already ported a…
By Michael McWhertor Published June 30, 2010