To: Luke
From: Owen
Re: A Coming Storm

New neighbor moved in this week. Seems like a nice guy. He has something about the size and shape of a baseball bat doughnut around his ankle, underneath his sock. Never seems to take it off. Is this a new piece of jewelry? Signifying some kind of commitment or obligation? I'm not hip to trends.

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