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  The New Way You Should Be Dealing With Skyrim‘s Frost Trolls

  Man, these guys make me laugh every time they make one of these “Things To Do” videos. This week it’s Skyrim. And while there are many, many things to do in Skyrim as it is, taunting and tricking your enemies is definitely up there for one of the more fun things to do. Being that…

  By Tina Amini Published April 26, 2012
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  South Park‘s Mr. Garrison Teaches Us The History of Game of Thrones

  In this amazing clip from last night’s South Park, schoolteacher Mr. Garrison tries to explain the complex history behind the world of Westeros. You can watch the full episode, “Cartman Finds Love,” on South Park’s official website Cartman Finds Love [South Park Studios]

  By Jason Schreier Published April 26, 2012
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  Thursday Watch This, Play This

  Watch! South Park tackles Game of Thrones. Watch! Shout your enemies off of cliffs in Skyrim. Play! Tina shoots astronauts with cheeseburgers on her iPad. Watch! Turning nostalgia into drama.

  By Tina Amini Published April 26, 2012
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  20 Years Later, Mortal Kombat Will Still Rip Your Spine Out

  Remember the first time you died while playing Mortal Kombat? One minute you were preparing to throw an uppercut and the next Kano had your character’s still-beating heart in his hands. Well, the mega-franchise has evolved a lot since its arcade days, but it’s still as drop-dead gruesome as ever—especially with the exclusive release of…

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  Woman Caught Stealing Video Games After Selling Them Back to Store She Stole Them From

  Stealing is wrong. That’s pretty much universally understood. But going back to the store you just stole from, to sell them the goods you took? Well, that takes a certain kind of chutzpah. And it also gets you caught. Police in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, report that a woman went into a video game store (called, appropriately,…

  By Kate Cox Published April 26, 2012
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  New Tekken Tag Tournament 2 Screens Show Off Father-on-Son Violence

  Tekken Tag Tournament 2 will be making a September debut, marking the current-gen debut of co-op martial arts brawls for Namco’s fighting game series. This new batch of screens highlights various tag moves, the new Fight Lab mode and new looks for several characters. Young Heihachi still looks little creepy to me, honestly. Tekken Tag…

  By Evan Narcisse Published April 26, 2012
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  Talk Amongst Yourselves

  Welcome to Kotaku’s official forum, known affectionately as Talk Amongst Yourselves. This is the place where we gather on a daily basis to discuss all things video game and existential. Want to talk about new games, old games, games that aren’t even out yet? Knock yourselves out! Characters from a plethora of fighting games have…

  By Evan Narcisse Published April 26, 2012
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  18 Things About Dishonored That You Should Know

  Earlier this week, I received a wood-framed clock in the mail. It was a promotional tchotchke from the people making Dishonored, the kind of thing a big video game company sends a gaming reporter to make sure they remember their game exists—and perhaps to cultivate some favorable emotions about the game. It is, of course,…

  By Stephen Totilo Published April 26, 2012
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  Talking Games Media at the East Coast Games Conference

  Video game professionals and professional hopefuls attending the East Coast Games Conference in Raleigh, North Carolina this morning have a unique opportunity to watch me and several other members of the games media talk about balancing our love of games with our love of talking about journalism. The East Coast Games Conference is an annual…

  By Mike Fahey Published April 26, 2012
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  Watch Adam Sessler’s Best Video Game Rants Right Here

  It’s not an exaggeration to say that an era ended yesterday. G4 aired its last episode of X-Play with popular commentator Adam Sessler as co-host on Wednesday, just hours after Kotaku reported that Adam Sessler would no longer be working at the network While Sessler was best known for review and interview segments on X-Play,…

  By Evan Narcisse Published April 26, 2012
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  Battlefield 3 Multiplayer Squeezed Into a Hallway? Not Bad!

  This June legions of Battlefield fans, quite frankly, won’t be surprised in the least with the release of Battlefield 3: Close Quarters. The DLC title says it all. And the trailer released several weeks ago reveals everything you need to know. But a lack of surprise doesn’t mean you won’t love it. (And, hey, we’ve…

  Douglass C. Perry Published April 26, 2012
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  Nintendo Reveals Its Plan for Success

  Last year? Man, last year sucked. Nintendo bled loads of cash. Sure, the Nintendo 3DS was neato, but the rollout was rocky. And the Wii? That just gathered dust in anticipation for the upcoming Wii U. But Nintendo is already saying this year is going be fine, that we should not panic. Nintendo is coming…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 26, 2012
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  Japan To Stop Kids from Going Micro-Transaction CRAZY

  Some Japanese kids have been going bananas on mobile phone games, racking up insane bills by virtual crap. The country’s six major social game operators decided this week to limit the amount players under 18 can spend to ¥10,000 (US$124). Players under 15 will be capped at ¥5,000 ($62). Even with these spending caps, this…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 26, 2012
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  Why Your Fellow Gamers Are Good, Real Friends

  Daigo Umehara recently released a book called “勝ち続ける意志力” (The Will to Keep Winning), in which he gives sage advice from his experiences as the world’s most successful player in major Street Fighter tournaments. He also gives some personal stories from his upbringing as a gamer and a loner. One such story involves the meaning of…

  By Toshi Nakamura Published April 26, 2012
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  When Dolls Aren’t Things You Collect, But Family You Live With

  Everybody has a hobby. Some people enjoy listening to records. Others collect baseball cards. If you read Kotaku, chances are that your hobby is video games. But Professor Sakai’s? Japanese blogs have recently been pointing to Sakai’s website, dubbing it “way too frightening” and “creepy”. The site shows off his collection of “realistic” love dolls.…

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  First Black Ops 2 “Screenshots” Leaked Via Special Effects Company

  Some images, reportedly originating from the website of Hollywood special effects company Reel EFX (but since pulled), look like they could be our first look at the next Call of Duty game. Or at least some parts of it. For a while now, Activision has been teasing the game with shots of a gun-toting “quadcopter”,…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 26, 2012
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  StarCraft Champ Might Be Wrecking His Body, And He’s Not Getting Married

  In professional Korean gaming, they don’t get much bigger than Lim Yo-Hwan, aka “BoxeR”. His fan club has a million members, he has big time endorsements, and he is dating famed actress Kim Ga-yeon. He’s known as the “The Terran Emperor.” But all that has come with a price: e-sports have taken their toll. Earlier…

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  If You Thought The Ring Was Scary, Check Out This…Baseball Pitch

  Holy crap is Sadako scary! Coming in through you television with that mess of long hair. She’s the stuff of nightmares—also the stuff of first pitches. To promote the the upcoming Ring spin-off flick, Sadako (Samara Morgan in the America remakes) threw out the first pitch at a Nippon Ham Fighters versus Chiba Lotte Marines…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 26, 2012
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  Sega on Why Phantasy Star Online 2 Is Free To Play

  In March, Sega announced that their upcoming MMORPG, Phantasy Star Online 2 will be smart phone compatible and free to play. In a recent interview with Weekly Famitsu, Phantasy Star series producer, Satoshi Sakai, talked about Sega’s somewhat ballsy decision. Apparently, the decision to make Phantasy Star Online 2 free to play came about very…

  By Toshi Nakamura Published April 26, 2012
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  This Teenage Gothic Lolita Will Rock Your Brains Out

  Yohio, the 16 year-old Swedish musician, finally made his Japan debut. Yohio has dressed as a Gothic Lolita for the past few years, and his anime inspired looks earned him Japanese fans. This week Yohio has been appearing on Japan’s biggest morning shows to promote his Japanese language mini album, which is now on sale.…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 26, 2012