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UncategorizedMacklemore Makes One Of Chivalry‘s Worst Weapons F***ing Awesome
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare, the first-person head-chopper combat game, is not something you should take seriously. It’s especially cruel when you use the sling, such a bad weapon that it deserved its own parody. The video uses Macklemore song “Thrift Shop”, rewritten with Chivalry style lyrics by the video creator, MattShea369 Sling Shot | A Chivalry…
By Gergo Vas Published May 29, 2013 - Uncategorized
These are the 89 Best Buys Where You Can Play Nintendo’s E3 Games
Nintendo just released the list of more than 75 U.S. cities where Best Buy stores will be holding public, playable demonstrations of games the company will be showing off at E3. The demos will take place during four-hour blocks on two different days during the week of E3. The list of games to be shown…
By Owen Good Published May 29, 2013 - Uncategorized
Nintendo’s President Is a One-Man GIF Generator
I always get excited for Nintendo Direct—not just because of the possible announcements, but because Nintendo boss Satoru Iwata always makes some adorable or funny thing that’s totally unexpected from a company president. Even if it’s a video game company. Here’s a look back at some of these memorable appearances, which show Iwata has a…
By Gergo Vas Published May 29, 2013 -
UncategorizedThis Company of Heroes 2 Trailer Likes to Get in Close and Personal
From somber to frentic to somber again. Company of Heroes 2, Relic’s followup to their 2006 real-time strategy game, will be released for the PC on June 25. Hopefully, actually playing it won’t be as much of an emotional rollercoaster as watching the trailer. [Thanks, DSOGaming!]
By András Neltz Published May 29, 2013 - Kotaku East
Quick update to the League of Legends mess in South Korea. Riot Games, as tipster Sang points out, is offering a ‘Silent Night Sona’ skin to those with log-ins between May 23 and May 31. Apparently, the ‘Silent Night Sona’ skin was previously seen as a badge of honor among diehard Korean players because it…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 29, 2013 - Uncategorized
Marvel Heroes Early Access Delayed Due to “Serious Issues” [UPDATE]
Diablo-like super hero MMO Marvel Heroes is having launch troubles. Namely, the game not being ready to launch yet. Early access players found that they were unable to log in, even though it was seven days before launch day—the advertised date Ultimate Pack buyers would have been able to start playing. On their blog, the…
By András Neltz Published May 29, 2013 -
Kotaku EastPhony Iron Man Fighting Urinary Tract Infections in China
Iron Man? More like Medicine Man. Or in this Chinese TV spot, Kang Zhi Ba Man. In China, Kang Zhi Ba is a brand of pharmaceuticals, and this commercial is for Norfloxacin capsules, which are used to treat urinary tract infections as well as typhoid fever, intestinal infections and gonorrhea. As recently noted by MIC…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 29, 2013 - Kotaku East
Outrageous Japanese Fashion Wants To Go Global
Big hair. No, like, really big hair. Tanned skin. And incredibly long nails. Meet the young women of Black Diamond. They’re keen to go worldwide. In Japanese, this style of fashion is dubbed “gal” (ギャル or gyaru). The look flies in the face of traditional Japanese notions of feminine beauty: pale skin and black hair.…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 29, 2013 - Uncategorized
Adventure Games Are Much Better in Stop-Motion
Remember The Neverhood? The all-clay adventure game from 1996? Doug TenNapel, its creator, is joining forces with Pencil Test Studios to bring you Armikrog, a spiritual sequel starring a crash-landed alien and his talking dog. They’re raising $900,000 through Kickstarter. Good luck to them!
By András Neltz Published May 29, 2013 -
Kotaku EastThis Music Game Cheat Sure Is Unusual
When you think of Japanese music games, you probably think of people doing elaborate dance routines. If you want to rack up a high score, you need to move. Or do you? Above, you can see YouTube user Aicecream777 dancing her heart out while playing Dance Evolution Arcade, the Japanese arcade version of the Kinect…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 29, 2013 - Uncategorized
Make This Incredibly Realistic LEGO Gun
You are looking at a replica 92FS built entirely of LEGO. Impressive, right? Well, you too can put together your own. Here’s how. This how to is from Jeff Boen’s The BrickGun Book, which is a building guide for life-sized LEGO handguns, including the 1911, the BG22 with Magazine, the Desert Eagle, the MAC-11, and…
By Brian Ashcraft Published May 29, 2013 - Uncategorized
Get So Close To An Xbox One You’ll Think You Can Touch It
Seeing as precious few people on Earth have actually been up-close with an Xbox One in the flesh, why don’t you check out this 3D model of the console, which you can explore right here. You can rotate, pan and zoom to your heart’s content, getting close to all the lines, ridges and ports there…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 29, 2013 - Uncategorized
The Closest You’ll Ever Come To Seeing A Real Pokemon Museum
Artist RJ Palmer has taken his “realistic” series of Pokemon illustrations and put them all on the one image, which is available as a poster. I am so in love with the “human silhouette for scale” bit it’s not funny. You knew you were onto a good thing as a kid when a dinosaur book…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 29, 2013 - Uncategorized
How To Build A Healthier PC Gaming Table For Under $200
You love your PC. It’s a place you can work at, but more importantly, it’s a place you can game at. The thing is, if you’re using a traditional desk-and-chair setup, the more you game on the PC, the bigger the problem you’re creating for yourself. I don’t want to sound like your mother here,…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 29, 2013 -
UncategorizedBecause You Always Wanted A PC That Looked Like A Drone Terminal
This is AIO’s DRN-STN. It is bonkers. Pitched as an all-in-one solution for a gaming PC, it’s essentially a desktop case (one that fits all standard components) with a 24″ monitor crammed in one side and an exterior designed like something you’d find in a multiplayer round of Battlefield. So, yeah, it’s PC gaming’s ugly…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 29, 2013 - Culture
Far Cry 3’s Jason Brody, Standing Sadly In The Rain
Herve Groussin is a senior concept artist at Eidos Montreal, the developers behind Deus Ex and the upcoming Thief reboot. He had until recently, however, been working at Ubisoft for a very long time, during which time he contributed on everything from Assassin’s Creed (where we’ve briefly featured him previously) to Far Cry 3. Before…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 29, 2013 - Uncategorized
Blizzard’s Next Big MMO Goes Back To The Drawing Board
Blizzard’s follow-up to World of Warcraft, a project known only by its codename Titan, has been in development since 2006. And it’s going to be in development a lot longer, after the company announced today it was making some significant changes to both the game and the people working on it. Responding to a report…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 29, 2013 - Uncategorized
Video Game PR Issues Beautiful “No Comment” In Haiku
The Yakuza games are some of the very best on the PS3, so Sega’s silence on a possible localisation of Yakuza 5 is killing me The publisher has since broken that silence, however, responding to a Yakuza fansite. In haiku. Like every single Japan-related PR communication should be. The poem, sent to Yakuza Fan, reads:…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 29, 2013 - Uncategorized
This Navi Is Not Annoying. Far From It.
This is Madison Kimrey, and she’s eleven years old. She is also the first human on Earth to successfully cosplay as one of the most annoying characters in Nintendo’s long, storied history. Seriously, next time you play Ocarina, imagine that instead of a nondescript blue ball your sidekick was Madison, annoyance replaced with this slightly…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 29, 2013 - Uncategorized
One Does Not Simply Screw Up A LEGO Set This Badly
One of the newest playsets in LEGO’s Lord of the Rings line is the Council of Elrond. A key moment in the events of the trilogy, it’s notable not just because it brings the Fellowship of the Ring together, but because the internet has transformed one line into perhaps the series’ most memorable. It’s crazy,…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 28, 2013