YouTuber: American Internet “Cannot Handle” Digital Distribution

In his latest video, boogie2988 tackles the issue of digital distribution becoming more and more prevalent in a world where fast, unlimited internet access is still far from being the norm. “American internet is simply not ready for a digital distribution system.” he said. “It simply cannot handle it.” Bringing up an example of one…

“Not at launch for sure, will have to evaluate after launch.” Vince Zampella of Respawn Entertainment, responding to a tweet about whether Titanfall’s PC version would have any modding support.

Oh, It’s Just Every Flagpole From Super Mario Bros.

“There’s always a man, always a flagpole, always a Princess…” Gif artist Brother Brain combines every staircase and flagpole from the original Super Mario Bros. Hypnotic. Mario [Brother Brain]

The Star Wars Anime You Never Had To Suffer Through

As we’ve seen, when Japan takes on Star Wars, things can get a little weird. So maybe it’s for the best we never got an anime adaptation of the sci-fi stalwart. Then again, while the action scenes in this joke trailer are a little patchy – vehicular combat is actually an area 80s anime excelled…

“Hackers” Claim To Have Broken EA’s Origin Service, Battlefield 4

The same group of “hackers” who last weektook credit for bringing down a number of big games and company websites are back at it, today taking responsibilityfor issues plaguing EA’s Origin service on the PC. While it can’t be confirmed whether EA’s servers have indeed been attacked, at time of posting Origin’s servers are down;…

The Xbox One Could Have Been Download-Only

This isn’t one of those “drawing board” kind of fantasies, something that sat on a whiteboard back in 2008. Microsoft was thinking about ditching the Xbox One’s optical drive as late as June 2013 In an interview with OXM, Microsoft Studios boss Phil Spencer has said, “Obviously, after the announcement and E3, there was some…

Steam Sale Turns $0.99 Game Into Blockbuster

Q-Games, they of Pixeljunk fame, aren’t exactly starving artists. They release games on most major platforms, and do pretty well both critically and financially. Especially after the latest Steam sale. As a sign of just how important the platform – and especially its seasonal sales – can be to developers, Q’s Pixeljunk Eden went on…

Kanye Coins: first there was Bitcoin. Then there was Dogecoin. Really, it was only a matter of time before we got Coinye, the Kanye West-themed “cryptocurrency” that launches in nine days. It’s not Kanye-official, but, still: no one man should have all that Coinye. (Because my guess is that this won’t really take off, but,…

Being In A Relationship With Your Anime Figures Can Be Dangerous

YouTuber Frank Howley shows us why having an anime figure as a waifu maybe isn’t worth it. All that stress. All those possible accidents. Even if it’s Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion, just say no! Here’s the full clip, with a guest appearance by Mega64’s Rocco (I’m not surprised), as the head of an Anime…

The demo version of Square Enix’s Bravely Default is live on the 3DS eShop. The demo includes an exclusive side quest not available in the full game when it ships February 7. Check out the rest of this week’s Nintendo Download, including Dr. Luigi and Mega Man X2 for the Wii U, here.

You Can Also Pull Battlefield Moves In Planetside 2

Not only did Joshino pull off this well-known Battlefield move in Planetside 2, but he made it his last kill to reach Battle Rank 100. If you aren’t familiar with the Rendezook, it’s where you jump out of an aircraft, kill another aircraft with a rocket, and jump back in. The best part of this…

Smoke up: if you wanted to vape using a GameCube, good news:the VapeCube is now on sale. There are two versions, and both come with e-liquid of your choice. You can purchase the VapeCube here.

We know what video game stars should be working towards in 2014, but what about video game companies? Yesterday we posted some jokey promises protagonists should make for 2014, and in response Kotaku reader Arden posted a list of proposed promises video game companies should be making. They’re pretty great. Go give it a read…

The Ultimate Mega Man Servbot Evolution

Deviant artist UltimatemaverickX takes a Servbot from Mega Man Legends and gives it the Model X from Mega Man ZX. What happens next is glorious. Now I want a game featuring nothing but Servbots dressing up in various Mega Man armors. I also want action figures. And an officially licensed fruit snack. Maybe a cereal…

Make Your First Video Game Using This Guide

Why not start the new year by learning something new? Like, say, learning how to make a video game? If that sounds overly ambitious—like the type of resolution or goal people set for themselves that they’re never, ever going to accomplish—fear not. Anyone can make a video game. Even you. Yes, you! In fact, you…