Think Twice Before You Kill A Counter-Strike Chicken

Well, that certainly puts things in perspective. This video by ShookBox depicts the final moments of one of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive’s infamous chickens. As a grenade sails lazily, almost nonchalantly in its direction, its life flashes before its (and our) eyes. Even the part where it hatched from its own egg, implying that this chicken…

Track: Forget | Artist: Lianne La Havas | Album: Is Your Love Big Enough? Kotaku Soundtrack is a selection of the stuff we’re listening to – and gaming to – at the moment.

One More For The Books

(Context: All The Ways Activision Is Avoiding Saying What Destiny Actually Sold)

Worth Reading: Why Is Valve Ignoring Steam Greenlight?

Welcome to another entry in Worth Reading, our weekly roundup of the week’s best games writing. There’s nothing more fun on a Friday afternoon than an angry (and accurate) rant. Hey, You Should Read These “A Red Flag For Greenlight” by Rob Fahey Kotaku didn’t write about it, but you might have heard about this…

Destiny’s House of Wolves already looks way better than the disappointing The Dark Below. If you’ve missed any of Bungie’s reveals so far, check out the above trailer for a good recap of what’s coming when the new expansion drops (May 19).

How To Draw Pikachu

Wanna be an artist? This tutorial for Nintendo’s adorable yellow Pokémon can definitely help. As artist paperbeatscissors pointed out on Twitter this morning, drawing your own Pikachu can be accomplished by simply sketching penises over and over. It’s a simple, five-step process. Not sure you’re going to convince the Internet to stop drawing penises, but…

The Witcher 3 Lets You Have Sex On A Unicorn

Yes, you read that right. A unicorn. Not one that’s alive, mind. A stuffed unicorn! But still: a unicorn. NSFW warning. The GIF above comes from the latest “Clueless Gamer” segment on Conan. I won’t bullshit you: Conan mostly spends his time making childish bad jokes about boning all the women he comes across in…