• Destiny, a yearlong beta for a video game that will be released this September.
  • Destiny, a psychostimulant cosplaying as a video game.
  • Destiny, a video game named after a Calvin Klein fragrance.
  • Destiny, a video game in which players must travel the galaxy fighting against powerful adversaries like the Fallen, the Vex, and Bungie.
  • Destiny, a video game in which players travel the galaxy recreating the myth of Sisyphus.
  • Destiny, a video game in which players gradually learn how to quit playing Destiny.
  • Destiny, an online shooter in which you travel the universe not getting Gjallarhorn.
  • Destiny, a video game in which players travel through space fighting against impenetrable dialogue.
  • Destiny, a video game in which players roam the solar system getting angry at Destiny.
  • Destiny, a video game in which players travel the galaxy asking themselves why they’re still playing Destiny.
  • Destiny, a video game in which players travel through the galaxy and battle against random loot tables.
  • Destiny, a video game in which players travel space learning the true definition of corporate greed.
  • Destiny, a video game in which players travel through space collecting unique resources such as Spinmetal, Helium Filaments, and Red Bull.
  • Destiny, a video game about learning how to somehow salvage your IRL relationships after you just spent 48 straight hours playing Trials of Osiris.
  • Destiny, a video game about the triumphs and flaws of capitalism.
  • Destiny, a video game about the great galactic battle between talented actors and a terrible script.
  • Destiny, a video game in which players travel through space talking about how good Destiny is now.
  • Destiny, a video game in which players must travel through space fighting enemies, getting loot, and beta-testing Destiny.
  • Destiny, a video game about the slow, inevitable progression of death.