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UncategorizedI Fixed Madden NFL 20‘s Opening Cinematic
I found that Madden NFL 20‘s intro lacked both The Monday Night Football Theme Song and vocabularic loquaciousness. So I made this. Well, bye. (Oh. You can also watch it on YouTube, and subscribe to our channel, if you want. Anyway, bye. Have a fun weekend everybody. Don’t get hurt playing too much football.)
By Tim Rogers Published August 2, 2019 -
CultureA Stealth Game Where You Infiltrate A 1970s Cult
The Church in the Darkness is an indie stealth game out today for Xbox, PS4, PC, and Nintendo Switch. In the game, you infiltrate a 1970s cult compound in South America, searching for your nephew. Your objectives, as well as the nature of the cult itself, change every time you play. I found the premise…
By Riley MacLeod Published August 2, 2019 -
UncategorizedThe Wig Joke In Ninja’s Mixer Announcement Sucked
Superstar streamer Ninja is leaving Twitch for Mixer. This afternoon, he’s been serving up his first Mixer stream, broadcasting in front of a live crowd at Lollapalooza and also garnering tens of thousands of online viewers. The move to Mixer was announced yesterday in a short ad full of light-hearted jokes aimed at the hype…
By Riley MacLeod Published August 2, 2019 -
OpinionImpressionsThe Kill La Kill Fighting Game Is Flashy But Flimsy
Like the anime it’s based on, Kill La Kill the Game: IF is fast, stylish, rude, and racy. Unfortunately, like the outfits its main characters sport, there’s not a lot of substance. Kill La Kill is a damn fine original series from Japanese animation studio Trigger. It tells the story of a conflict between Honnouji…
By Mike Fahey Published August 2, 2019 -
CultureWhat Are You Playing This Weekend?
The weekend is for getting a personal training consultation at my rock climbing gym. I am excited to get answers to all my rock climbing questions, like “Could I really climb that?” and “How?” Oxygen Not Included left early access this week, and I’m excited to tool around with Klei’s latest survival crafting game. Last…
By Riley MacLeod Published August 2, 2019 -
CultureWhy Video Game Headshots Will Always Be Popular—And Unsettling
Like a lot of people who play video games, I have spent decades aiming at digital heads. I have also spent a considerable amount of time during those years feeling uncomfortable about it. “Headshots” as a concept are, as Kotaku’s Stephen Totilo wrote in a 2010 report, ghoulish to the outsider, and essential to the…
By Joshua Rivera Published August 2, 2019 -
EsportsSmash Bros. Takes Center Stage At The Biggest Fighting Game Event Of The Year
For the first time since it was released in 2016, Street Fighter V won’t be the final headlining event that concludes the Evolution Championship Series this weekend. Instead, that honor goes to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. This is the first time in the history of the series that it’s ever received top-billing at the event.…
By Ethan Gach Published August 2, 2019 -
CultureKotaku Game DiaryI Couldn’t Help Snooping On A Stranger’s Fire Emblem House On The Subway
Fire Emblem: Three Houses offers the agonizing decision over which group of students you want to teach and lead in battle. It’s a tricky choice that greatly affects the story you experience and the characters at your command. But it’s also a bit of a personality test, and I’m fascinated to know what house people…
By Heather Alexandra Published August 2, 2019 -
UncategorizedGenshin Impact was announced at E3 and now has a gameplay trailer that debuted at ChinaJoy 2019. The open world JRPG has been described as anime Breath of the Wild, which I can totally see, and which I’m totally here for. It’s supposed to come to PS4 sometime next year.
By Ethan Gach Published August 2, 2019 -
UncategorizedEVE Online‘s Developers Want A ‘Chaos Era’ For The Game
EVE Online’s developers have talked a lot recently about bringing some changes to the game. On a recent episode of player-created podcast Talking in Stations, CEO of CCP Games Hilmar Pétursson called for a “chaos era” to be ushered in for EVE Online and warned players to brace for impact. If other changes from this…
By Lee Yancy Published August 2, 2019 -
CultureNo Man’s Sky Beyond Is Coming In Two Weeks
Interlopers, rejoice. No Man’s Sky Beyond is coming on August 14. No Man’s Sky fans have been anticipating the latest in a string of massive, free updates, titled Beyond since it was announced in March. Hello Games co-founder Sean Murray said at the time that the update would be “three major updates rolled into one…
By Gita Jackson Published August 2, 2019 -
CultureThe Outer Worlds Is Just As Screwed Up As Real Life
Before one of the designers of The Outer Worlds talked to me about the game he worked on, he commented on the Buffy The Vampire Slayer patch on the back of my denim vest. Brian Heins, senior designer at Obsidian Entertainment, liked the patch. We’re both big Buffy fans, it turned out. My mother and…
By Gita Jackson Published August 2, 2019 -
CultureTrack: Space Oddity (2019 Mix) | Artist: David Bowie | Album: David Bowie
By Brian Ashcraft Published August 2, 2019 -
UncategorizedIf Only This Pikachu Painting Was Pokémon Card Material
Gomi Kuzu Tarou is a talented artist. He recently did a painting of Pikachu, but he says he hasn’t heard back from the Pokémon people. Hachima reports that submissions were accepted with the winning art being turned into cards. Here are said winners. I guess his painting wasn’t picked because it’s freaky. Then again, so…
By Brian Ashcraft Published August 2, 2019 -
Kotaku EastJapanPublisher Of Satoru Iwata Book Says Unauthorized Translations Will Be Subject To Criminal Charges
A collection of Iwata Asks interviews done by former Nintendo president Satoru Iwata was recently published in the book Iwata-san. The book is in Japanese, and there are talks about doing official translations. The book is being published by Hobonichi, the company founded by famed copywriter and Earthbound creator Shigesato Itoi. According to the official…
By Brian Ashcraft Published August 2, 2019 -
Kotaku EastJapanMcDonald’s Cups Inadvertently Feature Sexual Imagery, Mocking Ensues
In Japan, McDonald’s has released a new series of cups for its McFizz soda drinks. The cups are supposed to show a young woman and a young man on each side. When you finish the drink, it looks like they are smooching on the lips. But people have found something else entirely. [Updated: 8/1/19, 7:28…
By Brian Ashcraft Published August 2, 2019
