You didn't think Rockstar would release a new Grand Theft Auto game without doing it up right, did you? Come September 17 there'll be three ways to get your Grand Theft Auto V on — the $59.99 regular version, a $79.99 special edition, and the $149.99 collector's edition. What's the return on your investment?

You can't have a trailer for a high profile game on YouTube without having the comments sometimes becoming strange, weird, and downright trollish. Grand Theft Auto is no exception, as shown by this funny dramatic reading of YouTube comments done by Shesellssheshells.

Rockstar has released five new screenshots for Grand Theft Auto V, and they're looking as gorgeous as ever. You can take a look at them below, and don't forget to click 'expand' to bask in their full glory.

You can now get a closer look at the protagonists of GTA V. A really close look. Or, you could decorate your desktop with them. Rockstar has released wallpapers starring Michael, Franklin, and Trevor, which feature the artwork first revealed alongside the three characters' trailers. Take a gander at them below.

Several days ago, a woman named Lucia e-mailed me to tell me the positive impact Grand Theft Auto IV had on her life. The game helped make her “a strong, independent black woman,” she told me. Hers was not the kind of e-mail you get every day, certainly not about a game like Rockstar Games’ Grand Theft Auto.

An enterprising Grand Theft Auto IV modder just added the Millennium Falcon to the—wait ... wait ... Oh, my! What have you done? Oh my! It's BACKWARDS! You flea-bitten furball! Only an overgrown mop-head like you ...

Hey now, you're a Rockstar, get on Amazon, go save.

At first I thought we were getting a subtle glimpse of San Fierro in Grand Theft Auto V, but now I'm not so sure. The bridge in this shot, one of a dozen screens Rockstar released yesterday, doesn't bear enough of a resemblance and the location is out of whack.

Couldn't wade through yesterday's 5,000 word Kotaku preview of GTA V? Here's the short version, in 62 words:

Rockstar is making another pretty game, judging from the trio of character trailers released on Tuesday, and why is the internet here if not to destroy pretty things? Youtube user NDstudio69 shows us what Grand Theft Auto V's "Michael" trailer would look like in 2004's San Andreas.