That is pretty much the worst thing to ever happen on the internet. Period.

I watched.

Wait.. didn't she wear red undies last time?

Also.. I love her taunts.. especially when she hums the "Catch me if you caaaaaan" thingie...

Lots of Nintendo nerd masterbation is going to come of this.

The fact that I watched makes me feel a little bit ashamed of myself.

There's a market for this kind of thing.

She wears stockings. Why? If anything they should be black and the game should get a little dark to get the mood right... why i'm i writing my thoughts. :/

And man's achievements grow. Looking back, I'm sure we will hold this up against the wheel and fire.

Fap-Fap-Fap-FAp-Fap-Fap-Fap.

Success! A new record!

Yay! I'm excited to see Peach's...

floating ability is back!

No, seriously. Air attacks at ground level are awesome. Oh yeah, that and spamming turnips.

I clicked... but thanks to an act of god (Drop of Wifi Reception) I stopped watching... Saved my soul at 15 seconds.

Is this linked from the Fleshbot site at the bottom?

When I was younger...I would use Ganondorf and grab zelda with up+B, then pause...

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME, YOU DID IT TOO, YOU KNOW IT

@Erwin:

*snigger*

@SG_Mahonay: And I plan on staying far away from its target demographic.

@Erwin: And come in slightly above the polio vaccine.

Haha, awesome.

Everyone knows that if you looked up Peach's trophy's skirt in Melee she had on pink undies.

Sadly, I can say that I've known about this since Melee. And even more sadly, the only thing I can think of right now is that at some point, there were plans to pour some hot coffee into this game. I hope that there isn't (or do I?), and I hope I don't hear about any kind of game hacking that results in such a thing.

Could be worse. Could be golf.

@marissa_melee: Jonas Salk is a huge upskirt fan.

I'm so creeped out right now...

@RWHC:
I think she wore some sort of pink bloomers last time. Now I think it's pink hot pants.

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And doesn't this deserve a Hot Tears of Shame?

How come this isn't tagged with the HOT TEARS OF SHAME?

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

I'm not watching that. *facepalm*

Hahaha, what an interesting breed of people. Kudos.

@feiz:
@BPM 6th Mix MAX:
It's MAXIMUM RISKY!

@Brian Ashcraft:
Ohohohoho! I like it!

I didn't watch through until the end (no, seriously...) but from what I saw, it looked like the designers had programmed it with exactly this phenomenon in mind...

It seemed that anytime the camera got close to a clear shot, it would stop, and not be able to go any further for a "better" angle.

Was that on purpose?

WE HAVE BUUUUUSH!!!!
-Booger

i cant believe i just watched that whole thing without skipping ahead...Zelda disappointed me i was expecting a thong.

@BPM 6th Mix MAX:
@feiz:
First thing I thought, too. Seriously, why bother? Do the Nintendo devs think Peach is hot or something? Or do they know their key demo perfectly?

@Gunhaver:
;_;

@Brian Ashcraft: That advent of a new tag... Indeed, this is not QUITE worthy of hot tears of shame. There's no finish, you see. Only a leadup.

But it is QUITE risky. I would dare say, it's THIS risky: [www.youtube.com]

The thing to take from this video? Zelda's down aerial has been buffed, and now has magical properties when sweetspotted. Seriously, that's why I watched it when I saw the link on smashboards.

no, really, that's why. .>

Shuln't tis be fied under Hot Tears of Shame?

I watched the whole thing, and now I feel so dirty.

@dowingba:I take it you've never seen 2girls1cup before.

@Brian Ashcraft: Flawless Victory.

Is there a tipline for Fox News I can call?

One day they're going to limit individual bandwidth and we'll curse ourselves for watching stuff like this.

@Insomnia Bob: I watched that whole clip. I'm not sure which video makes me feel more uncomfortable.
@Mr_Friendly: Do not link!

@dowingba: I'm going out on a limb and saying in your tour of Gawker sites you don't stop over at Fleshbot very often.

And, to that end, Princess Zelda is defeated, but the soul still burns.

Jeez. That is...very, very sad.

@Mr_Friendly: that was so bad i refuse to watch the successor: 2girls1finger

i cant believe i watched the whole thing. not the 2girls1cup...this nintendo perv-a-polooza

The panty shot is a staple of anime culture. When is it going to hit gaming? One must ponder these things.

Besides, we all know Zero Suit Samus in that skin tight suit is way hotter.

Solid Snake: Oh my God, hotness. I wanna bang you.

Samus: Why I am being hit on by the famous Solid Snake.

Somebody should really do a spoof with that. xD

@Naelok: Wait, what the hell is with those typos? Is something wrong with my keyboard?

That was supposed to say: "Shouldn't this be filed under Hot Tears of Shame?"

It's almost cute, the amount of effort and dedication that went into that. Or disturbing. But I'll go with cute for now.

Search it all here too:
[www.managedq.com]

Finally, while I realize that the Internet is "Serious Business," and as such, has no free time on its hands, how does one actually conscience such an abuse of SSBB, a children's (and soon to be my) game?

So, underneath her dress, Zelda is still sporting her Sheik gear? I mean, it would make sense... but it begs the question whether she is a cross dresser by neccessity or just to satisfy some weird kink developed by leaving in the royal palace her entire life with little to no contact with the outside world save for a debatably non-hetero fairy boy?

...I think I went a bit too far on that one.

@x999x: My extreme appreciation for Revenge of the Nerds and all that is the character 'Booger' forbid me from writing you off as an everyday troll.

Well at least I'm not curious any more.

Peach has the thighs of an eleven year old.

Grr. I have to w