This week we celebrate learning how long it took to make Mario 64, fall in love with the dragon from Ring Fit Adventure, watch C-3PO finally get some revenge, check out the new trailer for Battletoads, and laugh at a monster falling down.
Great Kotaku Content From The Past Week
https://kotaku.com/i-m-really-into-that-new-dragon-dating-sim-ring-fit-ad-1844649618
So what if I wanna fuck a dragon. Who doesnāt want to fuck a dragon? Wait. How do I delete stuff on this webpage again? Crap. Someone help.
https://kotaku.com/fall-guys-players-are-already-unlocking-an-achievement-1844631345
Iāve won two out of like 15 matches, so Iām probably never going to get this achievement. And to those who have it: Go buy a lottery ticket. You lucky.
https://kotaku.com/super-mario-64-took-622-days-to-develop-suggests-gigal-1844599172
Making a genre-defining and iconic game in less than two years is impressive. Iām still years behind starting to finally clean up and organize my computerās files.
Tweets!
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1290611525246427136
What I love about this clip isnāt just the fall or how tiny the creatureās head is. No, the best part is the way they angrily beat the ground instead of getting up.
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1289857452628774913
C-3P0 finally snaps after decades of being treated like shit by people who he thought were his friends.
This is the best thing I've ever seen. #Godzilla pic.twitter.com/VJXJEJPchf
— Up From The Depths – ęµ·ć®åŗććčćäøćć (@FromTheDepths88) August 4, 2020
Sometimes the internet gives us wholesome and good moments. This is one of them. Savor it. Soon you will see a bunch of crap again.
News
Official: Rocksteady Is Making A Suicide Squad Game
President Trump Now Targeting Tencent, Who Own Riot Games And 40% Of Epic
PlayStation Showcase Game Was āStolen,ā Say Former Developers
PS4 Controllers Wonāt Work With PS5 Games
Everything PlayStation Announced During Todayās State Of Play
Apple Says Xbox, Stadia Streaming Apps Would Break The App Storeās Rules
All Three Hitman Games Will Be Playable In VR
World of Warcraft Adds NPC Memorial Honoring Twitch Streamer Reckful
Doom Eternal And Elder Scrolls Online Are Getting Next-Gen Ports
My Goodness, Nintendoās Profits Increased Over 400 Percent
Steam Glitch Temporarily Removed Some Games, Purchases From Accounts
EA Removes āToxicā Celebrations In FIFA 21
Pikmin 3 Deluxe Comes To Switch October 30
Analogue Pocket Preorders Sell Out Immediately, Leaving Many Disappointed
Trailers & Videos From The Past Week
GIVE ME MORE CONTROL AND MORE ALAN WAKE. THANK YOU.
We are like a year or so away from Fortnite just becoming every game ever made.
They did it. They made me sort of interested in Battletoads. What the fuck?
Hell yes. Give me more Wii U games I never played because who owned a Wii U?