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Why Do We Fall, Giant Monster?

This week we celebrate learning how long it took to make Mario 64, fall in love with the dragon from Ring Fit Adventure, watch C-3PO finally get some revenge, check out the new trailer for Battletoads, and laugh at a monster falling down.

Great Kotaku Content From The Past Week

https://kotaku.com/i-m-really-into-that-new-dragon-dating-sim-ring-fit-ad-1844649618

So what if I wanna fuck a dragon. Who doesn’t want to fuck a dragon? Wait. How do I delete stuff on this webpage again? Crap. Someone help.

https://kotaku.com/fall-guys-players-are-already-unlocking-an-achievement-1844631345

I’ve won two out of like 15 matches, so I’m probably never going to get this achievement. And to those who have it: Go buy a lottery ticket. You lucky.

https://kotaku.com/super-mario-64-took-622-days-to-develop-suggests-gigal-1844599172

Making a genre-defining and iconic game in less than two years is impressive. I’m still years behind starting to finally clean up and organize my computer’s files.

Tweets!

https://twitter.com/embed/status/1290611525246427136

What I love about this clip isn’t just the fall or how tiny the creature’s head is. No, the best part is the way they angrily beat the ground instead of getting up.

https://twitter.com/embed/status/1289857452628774913

C-3P0 finally snaps after decades of being treated like shit by people who he thought were his friends.

Sometimes the internet gives us wholesome and good moments. This is one of them. Savor it. Soon you will see a bunch of crap again.

News

Official: Rocksteady Is Making A Suicide Squad Game

President Trump Now Targeting Tencent, Who Own Riot Games And 40% Of Epic

PlayStation Showcase Game Was ā€˜Stolen,’ Say Former Developers

PS4 Controllers Won’t Work With PS5 Games

Everything PlayStation Announced During Today’s State Of Play

Apple Says Xbox, Stadia Streaming Apps Would Break The App Store’s Rules

All Three Hitman Games Will Be Playable In VR

World of Warcraft Adds NPC Memorial Honoring Twitch Streamer Reckful

Doom Eternal And Elder Scrolls Online Are Getting Next-Gen Ports

My Goodness, Nintendo’s Profits Increased Over 400 Percent

Steam Glitch Temporarily Removed Some Games, Purchases From Accounts

EA Removes ā€˜Toxic’ Celebrations In FIFA 21

Pikmin 3 Deluxe Comes To Switch October 30

Analogue Pocket Preorders Sell Out Immediately, Leaving Many Disappointed

Trailers & Videos From The Past Week

GIVE ME MORE CONTROL AND MORE ALAN WAKE. THANK YOU.

We are like a year or so away from Fortnite just becoming every game ever made.

They did it. They made me sort of interested in Battletoads. What the fuck?

Hell yes. Give me more Wii U games I never played because who owned a Wii U?

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