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Lonely Student Needs Helps With The Important Things In Life

WARNING: NN (Not News). Poor kid. All that snow, all that study, the mind’s sure to wander. At least he got his priorities right. Fresh [Burbia]

By Luke Plunkett Published March 3, 2009

Ready At Dawn Would Love A UMD-Less PSP, Hates Used Games

Who truly knows whether Sony is planning on dropping UMDs for the next version of the PSP? Only Sony (and David Perry). Certainly not God of War: Chains of Olympus developer Ready At Dawn. “I really have no clue what Sony’s plans are,” Ready At Dawn CEO Didier Malenfant told Edge Online, despite being a…

By Michael McWhertor Published March 3, 2009

Most Amazing PS3 Case Mod Ever?

If you’re an Alien fan, that is. If not, this little homemade horror may seem like the biggest waste of a PlayStation 3 ever. The tattoo artist/case modder responsible for this creation used (and burned himself with) super heated epoxy putty and Games Workshop’s Chaos Black paint for the finish. He had to settle for…

By AJ Glasser Published March 3, 2009

Nintendo Power Lets A Boy And His Blob Details Out Early

Nintendo Power teased us earlier today with a surprise announcement—A Boy And His Blob was coming to the Wii, promising details later. Well, they’re out now and, boy, does this game look spectacular. The re-imagined A Boy And His Blob will be handled by Wayforward, developers of fine products like Contra 4 for the Nintendo…

By Michael McWhertor Published March 3, 2009

“Half Life: Hero Beggining” Tells Tales Of More Freeman Bros

The continuing adventures of the Freeman family continue in Half Life: Hero Beggining, the third episode in fanfic writer squirrelking’s tales of Gordon Freeman’s bros. It’s heartbreaking what happens to Henry Freeman’s mom. You may remember the events of Half-Life Full Life Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done in which John Freeman gets an e-mail…

By Michael McWhertor Published March 3, 2009

The Bigs 2 Announced By MLB 2K9

Hey, baseball-loving Kotaku reader, did you like The Bigs? Yeah? Well, we’ve got some good news. There’s going to be a The Bigs 2. Strangely, you don’t seem that surprised by the stealth announcement, made via the soon-to-be-released MLB 2K9 from 2K Sports and rooted out by IGN. But if you’re pleased to read that…

By Michael McWhertor Published March 3, 2009

Hello Boston

To: Bash From: Crecente Re: Today I Saw Snow So, our first syndicated column hit the wires this afternoon. The first paper to pick it up and run it online? The Boston Herald. In theory, tomorrow should see the column in print in some of the wire service’s 200 or so newspapers, somewhere. I’m hoping…

By Brian Crecente Published March 3, 2009

Finally, A Resource For Video Game Lies

If you’ve ever spent any substantial time on a playground, you’re likely to have heard some tall tales, particularly if the topic is video games. Logically, someone’s created a Wiki full of those lies. The Video Game Lies Wiki is archiving some of the most creative bullshit ever piled upon the video game medium, touching…

By Michael McWhertor Published March 3, 2009

Wii Punch-Out!! Has Classic NES Controls Too

Nintendo hit us with an update on a handful of Wii and Nintendo DS games today, including fresh details on the Wii version of Punch-Out!!. Perhaps most exciting is unwavering confirmation of “classic” NES-style controls. Sure, the company has to eat its own dog food and legions of Wii owners are clearly comfortable boxing with…

By Michael McWhertor Published March 3, 2009

Layoffs Hit THQ’s Volition

Nearly all of Volition’s quality assurance department were laid off today in Champaign, Illinois, THQ confirmed to Kotaku. “Today we notified 86 of the 102 employees in the Volition quality assurance department that they will be let go,” a THQ spokesman told Kotaku. “Our quality assurance will now be primarily conducted through THQ’s centralized QA…

By Brian Crecente Published March 3, 2009

Wheelman Drives A Motorcycle Through The Subway

The latest developer walkthrough video for Ubisoft and Midway’s Wheelman shows that virtual Vin Diesel is every bit as adept at shooting people on motorcycles as he is shooting people in cars. What can’t virtual Vin Diesel do? He escapes from space prisons, engages in mech combat, and now he rides a motorcycle through a…

By Mike Fahey Published March 3, 2009

Xbox 360 Catches EXTREME FEVER From Peggle In March

Peggle is coming to the Xbox 360 and its coming in March. Hard. Yeah, that’s this month, meaning you have but mere weeks to sort out your life before you catch EXTREME FEVER. While the Xbox Live Arcade release is still listed as “TBD” on both Xbox.com and the official Peggle web site, the boxed…

By Michael McWhertor Published March 3, 2009

A Boy And His Blob Return To Wii

Not only does the latest issue of Nintendo Power have the scoop on Excitebots, it also features the return of the game that sold a million jelly beans, A Boy and his Blob. The classic NES adventure game A Boy and his Blob is being “reinvented” for the Nintendo Wii. So says the April issue…

By Mike Fahey Published March 3, 2009

First Screens, Details On Nintendo’s ExciteBots

Nintendo’s announcement of the existence of Excitebots: Trick Racing—the sequel to Wii launch title Excite Truck—was annoyingly short on details. Consider us detail-free no more, thanks to the latest issue of Nintendo Power. Excitebots: Trick Racing gets properly previewed in the mag’s April issue, a portion of which is now available online. Don’t worry, these…

By Michael McWhertor Published March 3, 2009

EA Does March Madness As Downloadable 360 Exclusive

EA captures the tension and excitement of NCAA basketball’s March Madness with an Xbox 360 exclusive downloadable special edition of NCAA Basketball 09. Rather than a retail release of a special March Madness edition of their NCAA basketball title, EA is releasing NCAA Basketball 09: March Madness Edition as a downloadable exclusive for the Xbox…

By Mike Fahey Published March 3, 2009

USA Today Launches Game Blog

National newspaper USA Today, today, launched their official video game blog. Game Hunters is moderated by Mike Snider and Brett Molina will be covering all things gaming from video game consoles to handheld devices to personal computers and promises to provide news, reviews, contests, giveaways, demo codes and sneak peeks. It’s nice to see another…

By Brian Crecente Published March 3, 2009

Sony’s Buzz! Devs Have A “Secret Project”

The men and women who toil away at Sony’s popular Buzz! franchise, churning out sequels and expansions to please their overlords, are hard at work on a secret project, currently known as “Secret Project.” Catchy, eh? Yes, very. While the UK-based Relentless Software isn’t divulging details on its “Secret Project” yet, it has put out…

By Michael McWhertor Published March 3, 2009

Concept Art: God Of War III’s Fire Titan

This fine bit of work from God of War series concept artist Cecil Kim depicts the mighty Fire Titan, displaying the epic scale Sony is aiming for with God of War III. At Cecil Kim’s website you’ll find tons of concept art for God of War and God of War II, along with a few…

By Mike Fahey Published March 3, 2009

Knights In The Nightmare Gets Atlus Spoils Treatment

Atlus’ upcoming strategy action hybrid Knights in the Nightmare for the Nintendo DS will ship with a soundtrack CD and a pre-order art book, all because of a monkey. Well, a chimpanzee at least. Atlus’ press release puts the full blame for the extra-added Knights in the Nightmare swag on Atlus Spoils program manager Charlie…

By Mike Fahey Published March 3, 2009

Analyst: One In Three God Of War III Buyers Don’t Own A PS3

God of War III could truly be a killer app for the PlayStation 3, as one analyst’s data indicates that one in three potential buyers of the game don’t own the console yet. Speaking to Gamasutra, OTX analyst Nick Williams suggests that a price drop is in order before God of War III hits retails…

By Mike Fahey Published March 3, 2009