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Hayao Miyazaki Compares iPad Use To Masturbation

Hayao Miyazaki is the greatest animator alive. And he does not like the iPad. Noted for Studio Ghibli classics like My Neighbor Totoro, Miyazaki has stated that he rarely watches TV, does not own a computer or a fax and doesn’t even own a DVD player. Instead of e-mail, he writes letters. He also makes…

Report: 12% Of British People Can’t See 3D Properly

Oh dear. This whole “3D” thing could have a little more trouble getting off the ground if research by Britain’s Eyecare Trust is on the money. “3-D technology relies on our eyes’ ability to work together as a co-ordinated team to achieve an accurate perception of depth,” the report says. “However, more than one in…

Nintendo Believes The 3DS Can Stop Piracy

Earlier models of the Nintendo DS are awash in a sea of pirated games. The upcoming 3DS? It might be a tougher nut to crack. That’s according to THQ, anyways, whose executive VP of global publishing Ian Curran told CVG, “What excites me even more [than 3DS games] is that there’s technology built in that…

How’s That Virtual Girlfriend Vacation Going?

Konami has kicked off its Love Plus tour. As seen on はちま起稿 This second photo leads me to believe the pics are either staged are hamming it up for the camera — at least let’s hope so!

This Coma Game Is Way Better Than It Sounds

Coma is a flash game by Thomas Brush, in which you…well, just wander around a world exploring and helping people out. It’s beautiful. It looks beautiful. It sounds beautiful. And while it’s of course limited by the fact it’s a flash game with barely any controls, it stretches this about as far those limitations allow.…

The Nintendo 3DS Is A Tricky Sell

The Wii was an easy sell. Nintendo showed the Wii Remote and that players could swing it around. Simple! Ditto for the Nintendo DS. It has a touch screen, and there is a stylus. Clear as day. The Nintendo 3DS is another ball game altogether, because it isn’t something that you can show directly on…

One Life Left Is Back, Yo

One Life Left, probably the best podcast coming out of Ol’ Blighty, is back after a lengthy holiday. It’s return episode is a solid 7/10.

Splinter Cell Action Figure Sneaking Onto Shelves

“BUY ACTION FIGURE” may not have been written across the side of a building during the latest Splinter Cell game, but for die-hard fans it should have been, given the impending release of a new, plastic tribute to Sam Fisher. Based on his likeness in Splinter Cell: Conviction, this figure by NECA isn’t quite ready…

What Is Missing From This God Eater Cosplay?

God Eater, Namco Bandai’s Monster Hunter clone, is popular in Japan. So popular that it recently had its own festival in Akihabara, complete with some cosplayer lady. Something is missing… Oh, right. A LARGE SWORD. So there you go! Monster Hunter also has had its own festival in the past. So a God Eater festival…

The Mortal Kombat Game That Never Was

There are a lot of Mortal Kombat games that should never have been made. This one at least had the foresight to be cancelled before it saw the light of day. It was called Mortal Kombat: Fire & Ice (sadly, not pictured above), and was a co-operative game starring Scorpion and Sub-Zero, similar to 2005’s…

Samus Will Get You Interested in Wonder Festival

This summer, like the summer before it and the summer before it, will see Wonder Festival. What’s the big deal about Wonder Festival? Well, do you see this figure of Samus from Metroid? Do you like it? Wonder Festival, AKA Wonfes, is figurine event. Some of the figurines will be like this Samus one. Some…

The Legend Of Zelda Goes Lo-Fi

This Zelda clip is pretty primitive! Pretty childish, too. You may cite these as reasons for not liking it, but then, you’d be missing the point. This collection of tiny animated flicks reminds me of bad European stop-motion from the 1970s. It’s got the same charm; lifeless eyes, stilted animation, weird, sometimes slightly unsettling plotlines.…

What Do Nintendo Clamshells And Make-Up Have In Common?

The Nintendo DS’s design was influenced by the dual LCD clamshell Nintendo Game & Watch. But what influenced that? Over on Nintendo’s official site, company president Satoru Iwata talked to Makoto Kano, one of the designers on the Game & Watch. Iwata asked if there were any electronics that folded up like a laptop in…

Nvidia Launches New “Affordable” Graphics Card

And by “affordable”, they don’t mean “cheap piece of crap”. They mean (or at least claim) “bang for your buck” for the serious gamer on a budget. Nvidia today took the wraps off the GeForce GTX 460, designed to be the the company’s first real mass-market card built to support DirectX 11. Priced at $199,…

We Have A Winner

Daigo Umehara, yes that guy, has won the Evo 2010 Super Street Fighter IV championship title. In the grand finals, Daigo defeated player EG Ricky Ortiz 3-1. Coming in third, fourth and fifth were players Inflitration, Mike Ross and “Vangief”. In 2009, Daigo won Evo 2009 Street Fighter IV championship title after beating U.S. champ…

España Gana la Copa

To: Luke From: Owen Re: Breaking Congratulations to Spain for the first World Cup won in the history of a first-rate footballing nation. They won with eight goals in seven matches. That’s a record low for a Cup champion, and about as few as you could possibly score going this far. I’m no keen observer…

On the Ice, the Hits are Like Snowflakes

No two are alike with the game’s new real-time physics, promises EA Sports. Broken sticks, glove- and skate-passing, more face-off options and the Canadian Hockey League round out the package of upgrades in NHL 11, due Sept. 14.

Celebrity Look-Alikes of Video Game Stars

As a weekend timewaster, this idea was so good I’m kicking myself for not thinking of it first. GamesRadar plugged seven high-quality screengrabs into those find-my-celebrity-lookalike sites, and came back with some hilariously inaccurate – and surprisingly accurate – matches. Kanye West as Nathan Drake? Barack Obama as Commander Shepard? Johnny Depp as John Marston?…

The Week in Games: The Old College Try

It’s back to school two months early with NCAA Football 11 on Tuesday. Dragon Quest IX is already out today, and DeathSpank slaps down on Tuesday for PSN and Wednesday for Xbox Live Arcade. Sunday, July 11 Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies (DS) – The wildly popular RPG, a huge seller in…

Kotaku’s Top 5 List of Top 10 Lists

Each week throws off several new video game lists ranging from the humorous to the trivial. What’s better? A list of those. Here’s a roundup of the rundowns out there. •The Greatest Video Game Porn Parodies Ever [Ranker] “Left 4 Head” we know, but did you know that there’s a Brain Age porn parody? Say…