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Laces Out, Dan!
It was all that Dan Marino’s fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son? Thought of Ace Ventura and Sean Young this week…
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Rejoin Some Old Friends in This Resident Evil: The Mercenaries Character Trailer
Remember the time you gunned down all of those terrifying, pasty monks? Or when that unhinged fella with the chainsaw chased you down the alleyway? Man, that was really fun. This trailer for Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D for the 3DS put me in mind of a late night spent marathoning Resident Evil 4, or…
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Watch the Cars of Dirt 3 Skid Along the Mediterranean
Ah, Monaco. A charming Principality, famous for its azure harbors, Grace Kelly and…car rallies. Lots and lots of car rallies. The folks over at Codemasters would like to invite you to this car-racing paradise in their newest gameplay trailer for Dirt 3, giving a glimpse of the title’s Rallycross, Gymkhana and Head 2 Head stages.…
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Mafia Wars Set To Evolve With a Little Help From Mutant Friends
The already-extraordinary X-Men have gained a new ability: the mutant power to dispense loot. Players of social game Mafia Wars can look out for “loot to heighten your defenses like Magneto and strengthen your attack like Beast!” thanks to X-Men: First Class. [Mafia Wars]
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The Week in Gaming Apps
The long holiday weekend here in the states is perfect for getting together with your relatives. Mobile gaming is the perfect way to take your mind off that horrible possibility. Let’s see what we’ve played this week, shall we? Only four games were showcased this week instead of the normal five, but one of them…
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Hulk Hogan’s Kinect Game Teaches the Fine Art of Wrestling Showmanship
Being a successful professional wrestler takes more than having the right moves in the ring, and no one knows that better than the legendary Hulk Hogan. That’s why the Kinect-powered Hulk Hogan’s Main Event focuses as much on winning the crowd as it does winning the match. Terry Gene Bollea didn’t become one of the…
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Fishing Cactus Resurrects Artificial Life with Creatures 4
The adorable Norns return as Belgian development studio Fishing Cactus announces Creatures 4, the first new entry in the popular artificial life simulator series since 1999. The free-to-play game will be available this winter for iOS devices, PC and Mac.
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The Life and Times of a Star Wars: The Old Republic Trooper
Long before the clones started fighting the robots, Republic Troopers roamed the galaxy, keeping the peace with the aid of the finest weapons and sexiest armor this side of a Bounty Hunter. Let’s take a look at how Troopers progress in Star Wars: The Old Republic You don’t start out with the good stuff. You…
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It’s Nice to See Mortal Kombat Putting Skin On for Once
As reported yesterday, the new Mortal Kombat‘s first dose of downloadable content delivers new skins for the game’s wacky human ninja crew, in honor of the early 90’s law of ninja costume conservation. In order to keep this from being the laziest collection of downloadable content ever, the MK team has also brought three classic…
By Mike Fahey
