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The Hottest New Doll Accessory Is A Tiny Xbox One S
You can now buy a teeny tiny Xbox One S for your American Girl doll. I might actually buy this. American Girl, an expensive brand of dolls aimed at young girls that want an eighteen inch plastic version of themselves they can take to school and eventually ruin by forgetting to brush their hair, said…
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Serious Sam 4 Is Aiming For 100,000 Enemies On Screen At Once But It’s Not There Yet
The developers at Croteam, the studio that makes the Serious Sam games, are looking to do the unthinkable with the fourth numbered installment in the series: render 100,000 enemies on screen at the same time. Watching a hands-off demo of the game behind closed doors at E3, I was excited to see that feat in…
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Why Won’t These Hot Demons Seduce Me Already?!
Sometimes I wonder if writing about sex games has ruined me. It’s certainly ruined my experience of Steam, given that my home page recommendations are now made up of roughly 50 percent visual novels that are really just two-hour-long excuses to look at anime boobs. Nevertheless, I was optimistic about the romantic visual novel Seduce…
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Stressful Games Help Me Relax
Every day after E3, I loaded up my run of Stardew Valley on Switch. I optimized my crop layouts, looked up which plants were most profitable, and grinded in the dungeon until I could upgrade all my farming tools twice over. It was probably the most stressful way to play the game, but it was…
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