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Tetris Porn, or, It’s Not the Size of the Line Piece but the Motion of the Squiggle
I’ll kill the fun right now by saying this is a ‘shop. Can you name at least one reason why it’s fake? I’m sure you will. Or, just enjoy some good ole crude junior-high humor as conceived (snicker) on the Game Boy. via Digg You can contact Owen Good, the author of this post, at…
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EA’s $15 Million in ‘Online Pass’ Revenue Isn’t ‘Dramatic’, but It Isn’t a Failure
In comments yesterday, Electronic Arts’ chief financial officer suggested that Online Pass—the program under which gamers who pick up a used copy of an EA Sports game typically shell out another $10 to EA if they want to activate multiplayer for it—has netted the company in the realm of $10 to $15 million since it…
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Today’s Punishment: Camping Mama‘s Sing-Along Trailer
Punishment was a concept I tried out in 2009 and it didn’t last long, because there weren’t enough mortifying, teeth-grating, or sickeningly sweet videos to publish one per week. But I thought of it when I saw this Camping Mama trailer. And you guys have gone a long time without saying your hail marios. So…
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Win $10,000 and Score a Gears of War 3 Console in deviantART’s Wallpaper Contest
The ‘Shop Contest we run on weekends is for bragging rights only. deviantART don’t fuck around, however. It’s offering a $10,000 cash prize to whomever sends in the best wallpaper in a promotional Gears of War 3 contest offering a lot of other loot to the runners-up, too. For the first time, deviantART is permitting…
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“Swatting,” the Hip New Griefing Trend, Sends the Cops to Xbox Live Mod’s House
Cops in Sammamish, Wash. are super pissed after being sent to a home here by a 911 call claiming someone inside had claymore mines and hostages. The caller turns out to be a prick seeking revenge on an Xbox Live moderator. Rolling Johnny Law up to someone’s doorstep just to cause them trouble is called…
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Dead Island DLC Shambles Forth Later This Month
Here’s something I didn’t know: Those who pre-ordered Dead Island got a code for free DLC, which includes the “Bloodbath Arena” and a weapon called “the Ripper.” They just can’t use the Arena until it releases for everyone, evidently. That will be “later this month,” says publisher Techland, with rumor having it around the last…
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Melanoma Head’s Coming
I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don’t have a college degree. I don’t even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they’re all…
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Canadian Cable Giant Admits It Could be ‘Inadvertently’ Throttling Games
In March, Canadian gamers were upset to learn that World of Warcraft traffic was being throttled by Rogers Cable and Telecom, the country’s largest broadband provider. Now the company has admitted that other games’ online traffic might trip its pipeline monitors and result in their throttling, which Rogers called “inadvertent.” Canadian gamers do not accept…
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The Sims Social Overtakes FarmVille, but Don’t Worry, Of Course We Know You Don’t Play Either
EA’s designated Zynga-killer, The Sims Social just toppled FarmVille from its No. 2 perch in “daily active users,” the key stat describing a Facebook app’s popularity, according to app-watching site AppData. The 9.3 million DAUs, as they are called, come about a month after The Sims Social launched. Farmville, by comparison, launched in July 2009.…
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Despite a Lockout and Disappointing Reviews, Madden Looks to One of Its Best Years Ever
When the NFL lockout hovered over the release of EA Sports’ Madden series earlier in the year, investors were told to expect lower sales of Madden NFL 12. Analysts pegged the potential losses at up to half of all sales. The label’s exclusive pact with the league was renegotiated to terms that would help mitigate…
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EA has a First Amendment Right to Depict Real College Football Players, Judge Rules
Electronic Arts on Friday won the dismissal of one lawsuit against it regarding its use of identifying characteristics of real college football players in its NCAA Football series. A federal judge said EA’s right to free expression under the First Amendment supersedes a former quarterback’s right to control the use of his likeness. The dismissal…
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