Punishment was a concept I tried out in 2009 and it didn't last long, because there weren't enough mortifying, teeth-grating, or sickeningly sweet videos to publish one per week. But I thought of it when I saw this Camping Mama trailer. And you guys have gone a long time without saying your hail marios.
So here you go: Watch this trailer then, in the comments, tell us how long you lasted before you hit mute or pressed stop. Then confess your gaming sins and say you're sorry.
Here's mine: I lasted 21 seconds, and I once cashed in an Xbox Live code for a Black Ops map pack that I saw on Twitter, despite trading in Black Ops two months before. I also shot a teammate off a ladder in SOCOM 4 just to test out the accuracy of the Flex-Fire.
I'm not saying punishment will be back next week, but depending upon the quality of your contrition, I'm not saying it won't, either.
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