I realize that this comes as news to basically no one, but felt it was worth railing about anyway. I am the proud owner of a sweet-ass new HDTV, and so I decided it was finally time to drop the VGA cables from the back of my computer monitor and hook my game consoles up to a real television. Which, of course, meant it was time to buy some HDMI cables.
I knew I'd have to order them online, since a lifetime of cable purchases has hipped me to the bracing reality of price-gouging for in-store cable purchases. All the same, I wasn't prepared for what I'd find when I stopped by Radio Shack just to see if things had gotten a bit more acceptable.
The cheapest 6-foot cable at Radio Shack was $27.99. "Okay," I thought, "That seems a little high." So, I checked my phone to see how much it would cost to order one online. I was even ready to pay a little extra - I probably would have paid $10 on top of the online price just for instant gratification.
I found that Amazon is selling a 6-foot HDMI cable for $1.71. A dollar and seventy-one cents!
Dude.
I was joking about this earlier today on twitter, and someone sent me a link to an AudioQuest cable on "sale" at Best Buy. The price? $695.99. It allllmost seems like a joke, except that I have a feeling that if I offered to pay Best Buy $695.99 for that cable, they would take me up on my offer.
So, I wanted to reiterate what hopefully you all already know: Do not buy A/V cables from stores, ever. To do it is to flush your money away. It is the A/V equipment owners' equivalent of putting your debit card into an out-of-network ATM.
But if you're dead set on buying one from a store, you might as well go all-out and get that AudioQuest cable at Best Buy. You can sell your TV to help pay for it.
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