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Surely the First Console Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Game Wasn’t This Bad
Dorkly’s rewritten the theme song to Konami’s 1989 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game for the NES to reflect the overall quality of the title. Oh come on, it wasn’t that bad, was it? This was the first game I bought (or had my parents buy) based solely on the licensed property represented, and if I…
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The Uncharted 3 Fortune Hunters’ Club Is Your Ticket to Discounted DLC
Eschewing the generic Season Pass label many games are using to package together downloadable content, Sony and Naughty Dog opt for the much classier Fortune Hunters’ Club to give Uncharted 3 fans a discounted price on upcoming DLC. Available now for preorder on the PlayStation Store and at select video game retailers, the Uncharted 3…
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A Prime Example of an Exciting New Massively Multiplayer Sci-Fi Epic
Three races vie for control over the one planet in the universe that contains an abundant supply of the element necessary to further technological advancement in Prime: Battle for Dominusm an upcoming science fiction MMO I really should have told you about sooner. What we’re looking at here is actual beta footage of Prime, a…
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You Know What Video Games Need? More Wise, Witty, and Lecherous Old Men
Commenter Paradox Me believes there’s plenty of room in video games for more wise, experienced, and humorously nostalgic old men, leading the charge or just kicking back and telling us all about how Speak Up on Kotaku was better when they were kids. Video games need more old-timers, like the three gentlemen you see to…
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