Can Salem stop this nurse from getting between him and Rios? Find out in Chapters of Deceit, a new campaign map pack for Army of Two: The 40th Day, appropriately slated for an April 1st release.

The battle for Shanghai rages on in your home with the release of NECA's Army of Two: The 40th Day action figures, bringing total fistbump destruction action to toy stores near you.

The assembled game critics team-up to take on EA's latest co-op shooter in our Army of Two: The 40th Day Frankenreview.

Jonah Wade is a madman whose paid soldiers are blowing up Shanghai. Also, he used to make action movies to recruit soldiers. That's one of the many absurdly excellent ideas in the unfortunately choppy Army of Two: The 40th Day.

Army of Two: The 40th Day's Salem and Rios decide to quit mercenary work for something a little more challenging, becoming customer service reps at GameStop. Hilarity ensues.

Army of Two: The 40th Day might seem like a violent game, but as this multiplayer trailer shows, it's all about caring for your fellow man.

This is quite possibly the only Army of Two: The 40th Day teaser that's made me laugh. Probably because I've spent six hours in airports so far this holiday and have another four ahead of me to go home.

Why wait until the 12th to design your mask and armor for Army of Two: The 40th Day, when you can create them right now via EA's online Army of Two mask and armor creator?

The PSP version of Army of Two: The 40th Day looks to have much more in common with old-school arcade shooters like Contra and Commando than it does with its console big brother.

Back when we knew the sequel to the original Army of Two as simply "Army of Two: TFD," we solicited suggestions on what that abbreviated sub-title meant. "Total Fistbump Destruction," suggested lapsed Kotaku commenter strawberrycream. We really liked that.

Matt Turner, a producer on EA Montreal's Army of Two: The 40th Day, praised Infinity Ward for having the sack to do its infamous "No Russian" mission, in which terrorist NPCs kill civilians, but adds "we wouldn't have done it."

Co-op shooter gaming is now so common that it can no longer be a selling point on its own. So what does the new 2010-scheduled Army of Two have to offer? Finally playing the game unsupervised, Kotaku learned things.

Take a stroll through war-torn Shanghai with a friend this Thursday, when EA Montreal releases a cooperative demo for Army of Two: The 40th Day for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.

Check out the explosive intro movie for EA's Army of Two: The 40th Day, riffing on movies like Cloverfield with its first-person handicam style.

EA Montreal are currently at work on an Army of Two sequel, and as part of that work, have been looking at what was wrong with the first game. Like how Europeans hated it.

Mock surrender is just one of Army of Two: the 40th Day's list of cooperative multiplayer moves. We were going to show you a video filled with them, but we gave up.

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Army of Two: The 40th Day goes out of its way to carry the cooperative experience through all of its competitive multiplayer modes, but thankfully this doesn't mean endless team deathmatches.