If you were a creature of the â80s and â90s, you may remember pining for the colorful plastic Boo Buckets McDonaldâs gave out every Halloween with its Happy Meals. You could trick-or-treat with them, use them to give out candy, or just chuck them in the closet with the rest of junk in your room, only to be discovered months later like a strange artifact from a spookier time. Well, the Boo Buckets are back for 2024, but not as many remember them.
McDonaldâs announced the newest Boo Buckets earlier this week. On sale with Happy Meals starting October 15, the jack-o-lantern and ghost-style faces have been replaced with smiling monsters, and thereâs now a blue bucket in addition to the iconic orange, white, and green. Iâm sure the kids will like them a lot more. But letâs be honest, Boo Buckets are for adults at this point, and not everyone is onboard with the UwU-fication of a once glorious nostalgia-trip.
âTthese look awful and have those garbage fake lids that do nothing but make them harder to hold, do something right or donât do it at all,â wrote one militant McDâs poster on Twitter. âCan you just rerelease the 90s ones that glow in the dark and have actual lids! Please!!!!â pleaded another. âAlso the 90s Halloween McNuggets buddies! Iâm giving you free ideas and all is old aholes in our 30s and 40s will give you money!â
The Instagram comments were even more brutal. âFire the design department,â read one. âWhereâs the glow in the dark one,â read another. âWHERE ARE THE LIDS ??!!!â begged a third. Not everyone is up in arms about the overhaul, though. Some claim they are âcuteâ or âREALLY EXCITING.â To those oozing with positivity I can only say, in the words of one new Boo Bucket hater, âSome of yâall never had the 1980âs Boo Buckets from McDonalds and it shows.â
The Boo Buckets were first rolled out in 1986, with several variations and iterations in the years that followed. The unbranded simplicity was part of their charm. Just pure mashups of late capitalist pastiche and workmanlike utility. Itâs also hard to overstate the omnipresent power of McDonaldâs at the time, which burned itself onto every childâs retinas through truly excessive ad buys during the afternoon and weekend cartoon slots, especially around holidays like Halloween.
Which is to say that I never got a Boo Bucket growing up but was made to feel like everyone else in the world had. So it was an obvious stroke of genius when the company decided to bring the nostalgia-bait merchandise back with the original look and style in 2022. Millennial parents who were stressed to the max and looking to post an easy W with their kids could get 15 minutes of quiet and fill the gap in their own childhood with one quick trip to the (non-AI) drive-thru. It was a nice dream while it lasted.
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