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UncategorizedGrumbly the Orc Says Hello
I’ve been getting slightly, every so slightly, addicted to Dungeon Overlord. It’s a kinda fun, kinda interesting Facebook game that has enormous potential, which I worry won’t be realized. Uncharted 3 Has a Hard Target. Your Heart. Nathan Drake is a klutz. That’s why we care what happens to him. Back when Naughty Dog was…
By Brian Crecente Published March 8, 2011 - Uncategorized
PlayStation Store Update: Mortal Kombat Plus
That PlayStation Plus membership will feel like a much better investment today, now that the Mortal Kombat demo for PlayStation 3 is online and available only to PS+ subscribers. The rest of us can taken consolation in a huge flood of new PSone Classics. It’s a veritable feast of new old PlayStation games in this…
By Michael McWhertor Published March 8, 2011 - Uncategorized
Blizzard Shuts Down NASDAQ
Blizzard Entertainment co-founders Frank Pearce and Mike Morhaime play a little StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty on the big screen at the NASDAQ stock exchange in New York City, just before ringing the closing bell on Monday, March 7. The ceremony was part of Blizzard Entertainment’s year-long 20th anniversary celebration. Gameface is a photographic celebration…
By Michael McWhertor Published March 8, 2011 - Uncategorized
Tiger Blood Energy Potion Brings Out The Raving Lunatic Actor In You
Watching a celebrity dissolve before your very eyes is entertaining, but Charlie Sheen’s reign as everybody’s favorite frothing-at-the-mouth WINNER can only last so long. Luckily for Blood Energy Potion creators Harcos Laboratories, printing out stickers doesn’t take long at all. Perhaps I’m only jealous because I’m not winning, but that could all change once I…
By Mike Fahey Published March 8, 2011 -
UncategorizedShadows of the Damned Is A Kick To The Nuts Of Convention
It may be hard to take Shadows of the Damned‘s journey into the depths of Hell too seriously, when you have a disembodied ex-demon skull named Johnson—who can transform into a weapon dubbed the Boner—as your sidekick. When demonic pubic hair and eyeball-eating baby heads serve as key obstacles in this horror game, you’ll find…
By Michael McWhertor Published March 8, 2011 - Uncategorized
Blizzard’s Next MMO Is ‘A Total Ball To Play’, Follows Diablo III
There’s this guy who says that Blizzard’s next massively multiplayer game is “a total ball to play.” He says the game, code-named Titan, is “the type of game that will have a very long life, much like World of Warcraft has.” This guy is biased. He’s Paul Sams and he works at Blizzard. He’s the…
By Stephen Totilo Published March 8, 2011 - Uncategorized
The Many Ways To Kill In The Darkness II
The Darkness II is a grisly video game. The bad guys nail the lead character’s hands to a board. The good guy spikes people in the head with parking meters. One day, the mother of one of the game’s creators looked at her son’s e-mail inbox and noticed her son would be gathering with his…
By Stephen Totilo Published March 8, 2011 - Uncategorized
Modern Warfare 2 Patched Up To Fix Rampant Hacking On PS3… Is It Working?
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 developer Infinity Ward just issued an update to the PlayStation 3 version of the first-person shooter, an attempt to curb rampant hacking in the game’s online multiplayer mode. It appears to be working (so far). “The Modern Warfare 2 patch to address hacking is now live on PlayStation 3,”…
By Michael McWhertor Published March 8, 2011 -
UncategorizedWe’ll Show You Our Dragon Age II Character If You Show Us Yours
Dragon Age II is here, finally giving players the chance to cobble together their own version of the game’s answer to Mass Effect’s Commander Shepard. Watch me craft my version of Hawke, and then show us yours. The character creation function was locked for the Dragon Age II demo, leaving us stuck playing the male…
By Mike Fahey Published March 8, 2011 -
UncategorizedEpic Games’ New Unreal Engine—This Is What Next Gen Gaming Looks Like
Fresh off the surreptitiously filmed, embargo-breaking train, it’s the video footage of the engine that we previously showed you only in stills. This is the engine Epic describes as beyond what modern consoles can do. It’s just one of many signs that a new crop of consoles are coming ’round the bend. [VentureBeat]
By Joel Johnson Published March 8, 2011 - Uncategorized
Let’s Not Celebrate DRM Just Yet
Don’t be fooled, I say. Ubisoft, amongst others, have been getting a lot of good press lately, including from this very site, [Kotaku editor’s note: he means Rock Paper Shotgun, where this originally ran.] for the apparent backtracking on the DRM that had crippled a number of games. By insisting that players be always online…
John Walker, Rock Paper Shotgun Published March 8, 2011 - Uncategorized
Uncharted 3 Has a Hard Target. Your Heart.
Nathan Drake is a klutz. That’s why we care what happens to him. Back when Naughty Dog was first developing Uncharted they knew they wanted a character-driven game. Making sure that happened was one of Amy Hennig’s main axes to grind when she came on as the series creative director and head writer. “We have…
By Brian Crecente Published March 8, 2011 -
UncategorizedCan Video Games Keep Your Children Physically Fit?
Can exergaming really take the place of going for a brisk walk or doing a few laps in the pool? A study out of Brigham Young University finds that certain video games do count as legitimate exercise for kids. Regular exercise is wonderful, but it tends to tear us away from the television set, forcing…
By Mike Fahey Published March 8, 2011 - Uncategorized
A Reality In Which I’m a Terrorist
In a slightly different reality Japan is a vassal state to the Greater Republic of Korea, much of the United States has become the New Korean Federation of Occupied America and I’m the shadowy figurehead of a seditious and violent anti-Korean movement. This isn’t the fiction of the Homefront video game due to hit PC,…
By Brian Crecente Published March 8, 2011 - Uncategorized
Nyko Doubles The Battery Life Of The 3DS
Disappointed with the three to eight hour battery life of the Nintendo 3DS? Accessory manufacturer Nyko will be ready at launch with the Power Pak+, an add-on device that promises to double the interval between 3DS battery chargings. What you’re seeing here is actually two products Nyko has lined up to support 3DS gamers when…
By Mike Fahey Published March 8, 2011 -
UncategorizedThe Girl At The Video Game Store Might Be There To Rob It
Just because she’s a female shopping by herself in at a major video game retailer doesn’t mean she’s shopping for her boyfriend. This is the 21st century. She might also be there to rob the place. A lone woman entered a GameStop in San Antonio, Texas, on Sunday evening, looking like any normal video game…
By Mike Fahey Published March 8, 2011 -
UncategorizedIf Uncharted 3 Doesn’t Make Me Want 3D Gaming, What Will?
Nathan Drake is surrounded by flame, it pops and sputters, licking out of the television toward me. Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception should be the winning argument for gaming in 3D. It is spectacular. In the moments of gameplay we watch while crowded in a second-floor meeting room at San Francisco’s posh W Hotel, that extra…
By Brian Crecente Published March 8, 2011