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UncategorizedThe Return of Demon Tits
I don’t think I’ve ever been happier to type four words in my life. Famously referenced in Dragon Age: Origins’ original ESRB ratings certificate, the demon protuberances were believed absent from its sequel. We were wrong! At 0:41 of this Dragon Age II trailer, we see a pair of mephistophelian boobies, albeit with pasties. As…
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Burger Time Reboot Adds More Enemies from the Major Food Groups
BurgerTime, that lovable WTF acid-trip from the food-genre minifad of the 1980s [Food Fight, Pressure Cooker] is getting a high definition reboot, according to the ESRB. It’ll have more than an fried egg chasing your ass around, too. The game will be released on all three consoles and the PC. It looks like a downloadable…
By Owen Good - Uncategorized
A Heartfelt British Rap Tribute To A Video Game Western
Independent British musical artist Akira the Don loved Red Dead Redemption so much he wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here goes. White British men rapping / talking over music is an acquired taste, one that I picked up courtesy of English alternative rock band Pop Will Eat Itself back in the 90’s,…
By Mike Fahey - Uncategorized
Super Meat Boy’s Wii Version Officially Dead
When last we heard from Super Meat Boy’s plans for the Wii, the game simply couldn’t be squeezed into the size limitations imposed on WiiWare titles. The game’s creators tried to line up a publisher for a retail release, but have now given up, finding none. “We really tried hard to make this happen but…
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Homefront Balloons Don’t Fly in San Francisco [Update]
A Homefront promotion for the Game Developers Conference involved releasing hundreds of red balloons in the downtown of one of the most environmentally conscious cities in America. Many floated into its neighboring bay. Bad idea? Yeah, you could say that. [Update] GameStop has released a statement, saying publisher THQ initiated the promotion and used environmentally-friendly…
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Just Making Sure We All Still Hate Escort Missions
In today’s extremely late edition of Speak-Up on Kotaku, commenter Krakenstein2 rallies us around our shared hate of having to protect someone else in our video games. Screw that. So, does anybody actually like escort missions? I am just asking cause I like to play games just to play and not to protect a character…
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UncategorizedThe Final Night of a Great American Arcade
Caught in a dispute over business licenses, Los Angeles’ Arcade Infinity was forced to close this weekend after 11 years. The arcade was well known for its robust collection, specializing in imported Japanese cabinets and rare finds. Videographer Hubert Cheng composed this loving tribute to one of North America’s finest arcades. Godden, the star of…
By Owen Good - Uncategorized
Epic Says This Is What Next-Gen Should Look Like
Epic Games isn’t just showing off the latest improvements to the Unreal Engine 3 at GDC 2011. They’re showing us what the next-generation of games should look like. Do the images hold up to the hype? Considering the percentage of games released every year powered by the Unreal Engine 3, Epic might have a point.…
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The Near Future Of Video Games, Straight Outta San Francisco
The Kotaku crew is hip-deep in the 2011 Game Developers Conference, bringing you the latest news, newest games, and anything else we can drag kicking and screaming out of one of gaming’s biggest annual events. It’s not over until our boys in the field come home, and even then the coverage will keep on coming.…
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