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Even Turtles Like To Do Touristy Things
Half-Shell | NEW YORK: In 2007, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles visited the Empire State Building. (Photo: Marion Curtis | AP Photo/Warner Bros.) There Are No Music Games. There Are Only Rhythm Ones. PaRappa the Rapper designer Masaya Matsuura has been called the father of music games. Thing is, he doesn’t believe there are music…
By Brian Ashcraft Published October 6, 2011 - Uncategorized
Getting Shafted was Never This Much Fun
In, Mechanic Panic, you’re an elevator maintenance guy on his worst and, inevitably, last day of the job. You will die. The question it poses is how will you choose to spend it? Saving your own skin? Or trying to save others? Maybe that gives a little too much narrative credit to the game, an…
By Owen Good Published October 6, 2011 - Uncategorized
They Want to Make Sequels a Thing of the Past
Imagine the lovechild that would emerge from the coupling of, say, Epic’s Gears of War and Zynga’s Adventure World. You’d get all the gritty action and polished mechanics of a AAA game buoyed by a constant stream of updates and content. Daddy’s eyes and mommy’s brains, so to speak. And sequels? With a back-end where…
By Evan Narcisse Published October 6, 2011 - Uncategorized
Mario Kart 7 Screens Pull Up. Throw Turtle Shells.
This December, Mario Kart 7, which is actually the ninth Mario Kart, pulls off the line. Mario Kart 7 features a new first-person mode, hang gliders, and new weapons. It also features Mario. He’s not new, but that’s okay. We love him. You can contact Brian Ashcraft, the author of this post, at [email protected]. You…
By Brian Ashcraft Published October 6, 2011 - Uncategorized
There Are No Music Games. There Are Only Rhythm Ones.
PaRappa the Rapper designer Masaya Matsuura has been called the father of music games. Thing is, he doesn’t believe there are music games. “Strictly speaking I do not believe that ‘Music Games’ as a genre really exists yet,” Matsuura recently told Kotaku. “We just have ‘Rhythm Games.'” This isn’t the first time Matsuura has said…
By Brian Ashcraft Published October 6, 2011 - Culture
Dead Island’s Concept Art Isn’t Sexy, It’s Scenic
For a game that, when it wasn’t paying big bucks for moody trailers wasn’t afraid to use rotting chicks in bikinis to sell it, this Dead Island concept art is surprisingly free of buxom walking corpses. Sorry. What it does have, though, is a glimpse at a far more ambitious title, one that looks more…
By Luke Plunkett Published October 6, 2011 - Uncategorized
Wait, There’s a Halo Movie Planned for 2012?
Here’s an odd thing. The French press kit for the Halo novel Cryptum mentions a Halo movie. Involving Steven Spielberg. With vague words that it’s due in 2012. That’s…not far away. You can see it at the foot of this press handout, also mentioning the involvement of Spielberg’s Dreamworks studios. It’s not the first time…
By Luke Plunkett Published October 6, 2011 -
UncategorizedStar Wars, As Explained by Some Japanese Lady
At this year’s Tokyo Game Show, Luke and I had our collective mind blown after speaking to multiple Japanese colleagues who had not seen Star Wars Mika has seen Star Wars and explained it in the above video. Her native language is not English—and she does a valiant job! And before you crack snide jokes,…
By Brian Ashcraft Published October 6, 2011 - Uncategorized
In Which Your Favourite Video Games Become Beautiful Cartoons
Artist Gobeur has a neat calling card: she takes video games, sometimes gritty, sometimes less gritty, and makes images in which it looks like there’s an expensive cartoon based on them. Even though there’s no such thing. Some of the franchises she’s worked her magic on include Gears of War, Assassin’s Creed, Mass Effect and…
By Luke Plunkett Published October 6, 2011 - Uncategorized
Japan, Get Ready To Party with a New Wii Bundle
This November, Nintendo is rolling out a new bundle in Japan. The white or black Nintendo Wii will come with a regular Wii Remote Plus and a Nunchuk as well as a pink Wii-mote Plus and a copy of Wii Party All priced at ¥20,000 (US$260)—a good deal as the Wii console itself is priced…
By Brian Ashcraft Published October 6, 2011 -
UncategorizedSoccer Players Kick Ass at Real, Impressive Game of Angry Birds
Part tribute to the casual video game of the moment, part homage to a series of Nike football commercials that ran a year or two ago, this clip shows a couple of college goalkeepers playing Angry Birds with trash cans, brick walls and anything else they can get their hands on. While the Nike ads…
By Luke Plunkett Published October 6, 2011 -
UncategorizedMaking a Butt-Flashing Music Video Sure Looks Easy (and Breezy)
Japanese voice actress Chiaki Takahashi of BlazBlue and The Idolmaster fame is releasing her debut solo single, a cover of club tune “Chupa Rico”. So far, Takahashi has gotten more attention for the song’s video. In it, she licks things and shakes her butt. That’s also what she does in this making-of clip from her…
By Brian Ashcraft Published October 6, 2011 -
UncategorizedBecause You’ve Always Wanted to Play Battlefield: Animal Farm
This is T-17 Tanky. Watch its trailer above. You’ll either scrunch your face up for a second before turning it off in disgust or think, my God, where has this game been all my life. There’s a slight Cat Shit One vibe to proceedings, but in general, it’s just Battlefield. With only vehicles. And driving…
By Luke Plunkett Published October 6, 2011 - Uncategorized
Stupid-Looking 3DS Slide Pad Gets a Monster Box
Nintendo’s dumb-looking and uncomfortable 3DS Slide Pad will be sold separately as well as bundled with Monster Hunter 3 (-tri) G Nintendo is releasing two Monster Hunter 3 (-tri) G bundles in Japan. One comes with the slide pad and the game. It’s priced at ¥6,990 ($91) The other costs ¥20,800 ($271) and comes with…
By Brian Ashcraft Published October 6, 2011 - Uncategorized
Skyrim Once had Chickens That Spied On you
As games near release, the last of their bugs and kinks are ironed out. Some of those remaining are a pain in the ass, while others are hilarious. This Skyrim glitch is definitely the latter. Chatting with PC Gamer about the game’s “Radiant Story” technology, which alters side-quests to make them more involving, Bethesda’s Todd…
By Luke Plunkett Published October 6, 2011 -
UncategorizedFor Under a Grand, You Can Put Magic on Your Desktop
Sick of buying action figures? Don’t like what others design? You could always make customized figures from bits and bobs of other toys as well as your own elbow grease. Or, you know, you could just print them out. Two things: One, 3D printers are not new, and two, they are not usually affordable. Japan-based…
By Brian Ashcraft Published October 6, 2011 - Uncategorized
Don’t Expect Red Dead Redemption to Ever Come Out On PC
Here is a list of Rockstar games from the past decade that have been, or are about to be, released on PC: Grand Theft Auto III The Italian Job State of Emergency Grand Theft Auto Vice City Midnight Club II Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Grand Theft…
By Luke Plunkett Published October 6, 2011 - Uncategorized
The 3DS Now Comes In a Lovely Shade of White
Nintendo handheld colour change alert: come November 3, Japanese customers will be able to buy a 3DS in a shade called “Ice White”. It looks, pardon my French, shit hot. Love the contrast effect between the glossy white and the black. It’ll be the same price the 3DS is at the moment in Japan, which…
By Luke Plunkett Published October 6, 2011