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UncategorizedJesus Vs. Dinosaurs is An Amazing Video Game About Cars (Of Course)
Did God make all life on Earth? Or did life on Earth evolve? That debate is not settled in Jesus Vs. Dinosaurs, unfortunately. It is true: a game that pits one player as the creator of cars made out of dinosaur parts against another player who makes cars out of Jesus parts (huh??) settles nothing.…
By Stephen Totilo Published March 6, 2012 -
ReviewsI Am Alive: The Kotaku Review
There’s a book by Cormac McCarthy entitled “The Road.” It’s a somber story about a man and his young son, traveling through a post-apocalyptic world and observing first-hand the kind of toll a mysterious event has taken on humanity, or at least what’s left of it. Besides the more tangible evidence of grey, desolate lands…
By Tina Amini Published March 6, 2012 -
UncategorizedWTPT: Battlefield 3 Jet Swap Recreated in Live-Action Form
I thought I warned you guys against trying to reenact that Battlefield 3 jet swap maneuver? Which one of you did this? Apparently it was Shia LaBeouf—or at least someone who looks like him, amirite? YouTube users filmageddon have recreated the impossible with this live-action version of the jet swap. They even make a little…
By Tina Amini Published March 6, 2012 -
UncategorizedIt Only Takes a Minute To Summarize Metal Gear Solid‘s Story
Well, that’s a lie. This video, released last week by popular YouTube user Lore, only sums up part of the action-shooter-stealth series’ twisty, oft-incomprehensible story. Still, it’s worth watching if only to see Lore’s adorable cartoon portrayal of Solid Snake’s adventures. This video contains spoilers for Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2, and Metal Gear Solid…
By Jason Schreier Published March 6, 2012 - Uncategorized
Mass Effect Infiltrator Presents a Slice of the Galaxy That’s Not Worth Exploring
When it comes to games like Mass Effect Infiltrator, there’s no avoiding the fact that you’re going to be getting a stripped-down version of a console experience. The key question, then, is whether the necessary whittling-down can preserve enough the essence of the original version to become a worthwhile spin-off. EA’s done it before, with…
By Evan Narcisse Published March 6, 2012 -
UncategorizedGrand Theft Auto Would Be Much More Exciting if the Carjacking Victims Sought Revenge
Every day millions of innocent people are ripped violently from their vehicles, left sprawled out on the street as a gruff anti-hero with a twisted sense of right and wrong makes off with their ride. No more, says internet movie maker Freddie Wong. In his latest special effects-laden spectacular, Freddie Wong takes on an issue…
By Mike Fahey Published March 6, 2012 - Uncategorized
LulzSec Leaders No Longer Anonymous After Arrests Worldwide
Hacker collective LulzSec spent much of last year causing chaos for gamers and video game companies. Among other exploits, they targeted BioWare, Sony, Nintendo, EVE Online, and Minecraft LulzSec effectively stopped operations in the summer of 2011, after perhaps drawing a little too much attention to themselves from government authorities. According to the FBI, the…
By Kate Cox Published March 6, 2012 - Uncategorized
Here’s Lollipop Chainsaw‘s’ Cheerleader Heroine and Zombies in the Rotting Flesh
Brains taste kind of like a turkey burger. I learned this at Lollipop Chainsaw party held by Warner Brothers Interactive last night at GDC 2012, where James Gunn—the Dawn of the Dead screenwriter who’s writing the horror action game—and designer Suda 51 were in attendance. The ground turkey brains and other terror-themed treats like tombstone…
By Evan Narcisse Published March 6, 2012 -
ReviewsMass Effect 3: The Kotaku Review
The first time I started to tear up a bit, I’d only been playing for two hours. Because of the vagaries of the review process and pre-release games, I was playing a newly-created Commander, rather than importing the adventure of the Shepard I played in Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 About two hours in,…
By Kate Cox Published March 6, 2012 - Uncategorized
Love and Hate for the Ghost Recon Online Beta
For the first time in Speak Up on Kotaku history two commenters involuntarily join forces to present two different views of Ghost Recon Online‘s beta test. Dante’s Advocate loves it. Rampage doesn’t. Let’s find out why. First up, Dante’s Advocate spreads the love. So the Ghost Recon Online beta’s first night just ended half an…
By Mike Fahey Published March 6, 2012 -
UncategorizedLove Is Still One of the Prettiest Video Games, But Now It’s More Violent
“Have you met Eskil Steenberg?” I ask this question a lot when I go to the Game Developer’s Conference, an annual gathering of more than 15,000 game developers here in San Francisco. You’ve got to meet Eskil, I tell my fellow reporters. The guy is amazing. “You need to.” That’s usually what I say next.…
By Stephen Totilo Published March 6, 2012 - Uncategorized
Talk Amongst Yourselves
We can all be friends no matter the color of our overalls or our desperate need to kidnap princesses, as long as we gather daily to discuss video games in Kotaku‘s official forum, Talk Amongst Yourselves. Snufkin did a marvelous job on this Mario-powered TAYpic. I’d hang a print of this on my wall in…
By Mike Fahey Published March 6, 2012 - Uncategorized
How a Rabid XCOM Fan Became The Designer of Enemy Unknown
Sometimes there is such thing as serendipity. When Jake Solomon was in high school, he spent all of senior year playing X-COM, a classic sci-fi game series that is part turn-based grid battle, part strategic simulator. He loved the experience so much, he went into computer science so he could make games just like it.…
By Jason Schreier Published March 6, 2012 - Uncategorized
Don’t Compare This Guy’s Game to Zelda
The Legend of Zelda is great. And if somebody compared your game to Zelda, then you’d be pretty happy, no? No? While he is a Zelda fan, Darksiders II Creative Director Joe Madureira apparently doesn’t want his game, with its dungeon-based gameplay, compared to Zelda. That’s understandable, I guess—he wants Darksiders to have its own…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 6, 2012 - Uncategorized
Trying to Recapture that First-Time Feeling of “Whoa” in Borderlands 2
I’ll never forget the moment when Borderlands—a game into which I would pour at least 60, probably 80 and maybe 100 hours—utterly hooked me. I peered through my scope at a slow, stupid, posturing Bruiser and blasted him with my newly acquired electrified sniper. I held the scope view, and watched him spasm and jerk…
By Owen Good Published March 6, 2012 -
UncategorizedXCOM: Enemy Unknown Puts You in Command of the “Most Elite” Military Force in the History of the World
Not just anyone can defend the Earth from mysterious aliens in XCOM: Enemy Unknown. This is the “most elite” fighting organization in history, so you can expect at least some sort of written test, maybe a talent competition. It’s the price you pay for being the bestest. While I continue teasing Enemy Unknown lead designer…
By Mike Fahey Published March 6, 2012 -
Kotaku EastPirates, Plunder, and One Piece Gaming Booty
Hack-and-slash Dynasty Warriors is infamous for evolving very little—if at all—with each new iteration in the series. The biggest changes seen so far have been to either the cast or the setting. What was at first only about ancient Chinese warriors, now covers everything from Samurai to Gundams—not to mention badass manga Fist of the…
By Richard Eisenbeis Published March 6, 2012 - Kotaku East
A Plastic Model Wonderland
Holy crap, I love plastic models. I’m not very good at them, but ever since I was a kid, I adored building them. My favorites growing up were airplanes (I blame Top Gun) and World War II tanks (I blame cool tanks). Models and Japan are a perfect fit, especially with the country’s history of…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 6, 2012 - Kotaku East
This Alchemist Character Has “Angel Cheeks” and “Angel Chest”
Rororian Fryxell, the main character of Atelier Rorona: The Alchemist of Arland, is getting a figurine. Have a look. The in-store promotion for the sculpture promises “angel cheeks”, “angel thighs”, and “angel chest”. Amen? The figure is slated to go on sale this June in Japan. Read more about Rororina (and Atelier Rorona) over on…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 6, 2012