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Skyrim is the Wrong Place to Look for Dragon Age III Inspiration
Commenter Tony Danza stars in today’s newly-rescheduled episode of Speak Up on Kotaku, giving us the skinny on a Dragon Age III that won’t be the glorious return to glory fans hoped it would be. You’d think we would have changed time slots on a happy note. So, for those of you who aren’t aware,…
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CultureMcDonald’s Fish McBites: The Snacktaku Review
In all my 38-plus years on this great spinning dirt ball of ours I’ve never once heard a person exclaim, “Hooray, fish nuggets!” Can McDonald’s Fish McBites make that happen? Of course not. No single corporate entity possesses that much power. The best the fast food giant can hope to achieve is assuaging the powerful…
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The Dorkly Weekly: It’s Pronounced “Fee-null Fon-tisy”
Do you have problems pronouncing the people, places, and things of Final Fantasy VII? Just follow this simple rule and you can’t go wrong: the way I say it is always correct. This is a problem I’ve never encountered, at least not in a Final Fantasy game. The language Square Enix’s story-crafters use is my…
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UncategorizedGreat Moments in Gaming Humor: Fallout Talks to You Like You’re Stupid
Since the early days of the RPG, role-playing video games have allowed players to sacrifice intelligence points to further some more important statistic. Fallout is one of the only ones that treats you like the moron you’ve made. The Fallout series is a wealth of side-splitting humor, or at least it was until recently. What’s…
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Lady Gaga’s Flaming Piano Dive Was No Accident
When performing artist Lady Gaga fell off her flaming piano during a concert last month in Houston, TX , the media were far too willing to accept that it was a mere slip. Here’s what really happened. Obviously faked; knocking down Lady Gaga is an instant three star level score. Angry Gaga [2 Bad 2…
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Fake Gamers of the Week: Bored Blonde Teenagers with Mismatched Controllers
If only I were younger. If only I were more bored and more blonde. If only I didn’t have this damnable compulsion to make sure my controllers match not only each other, but the system I am playing on. Perhaps then I could be one of the bored blonde gaming teenagers. I need not play…
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UncategorizedWatch Owen Play Golf, Without the Plaid Pants
That’s not to say I’ll be wearing no pants. Tomorrow is the launch of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13 and today, like last year, I’ll be playing nine holes with the EA Sports Tiburon development team, and asking them questions about the new game, how they designed its new features, and why. Won’t you join…
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These Battlefield 3 Prints Were Made For Your Walls
You know that one sparse wall in your bedroom? Graphic designer Terry Mack has it covered. Literally. In the making since January, these propaganda posters will motivate you to keep fighting the good fight in Battlefield 3 The lighthearted jabs at some of the staples of publisher EA’s vastly popular first-person shooter should be familiar…
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UncategorizedJazz, Teddy Roosevelt, and Jumping Off the Edge: What Makes BioShock Infinite Tick
Game designer Ken Levine was here in Washington, DC last week for the Art of Video Games festivities at the Smithsonian American Art Museum last week, and I had a chance to sit down with him and discuss Irrational’s big upcoming project, BioShock Infinite We’ve heard about some of the game’s bosses and about how…
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UncategorizedThe Gentlemen’s Guide to Arcade Fighting Stick Etiquette
Think you can simply saunter into your local gaming establishment without a care in the world and deliver sound trouncings to the local ruffians? Well think again, my friend. The fine young fellows of Fighterpedia have utilized the latest in moving picture magic to create a survival guide for today’s rough-and-tumble fighting game scene. There…
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UncategorizedThe Citizens of Rapture Have A New Year’s Surprise for Andrew Ryan
Andrew Ryan may think he has squashed the forming rebellion in Rapture, but his New Year celebrations might prove otherwise. While the underwater city is bustling with laughter and the clinks of champagne glasses, the more unruly citizens of Rapture are plotting their vengeance against the ruling Andrew Ryan. If you pay close attention to…
By Tina Amini
