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  One Day Your Grandkids Might Play Final Fantasy Versus XIII

  Final Fantasy Versus XIII is a game that exists. But for players, it exists only in screenshots and trailers. And has so for many, many years. That looks like it won’t be changing anytime soon for the game. Late last week, Square Enix confirmed which games it will be bringing to E3. Big, highly anticipated…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published May 7, 2012
• Kotaku East

  At These Cafes, You Pay To Play with Cats

  For many Tokyoites, an evening after work spent in a “neko cafe” (cat cafe) sounds purrfect. The metropolis is home to several dozen of these cafes, which charge patrons by the hour to play with cats. But new regulations threatened to put their paws all over these cafes. For regulars, the cafes offer a place…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published May 7, 2012
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  By Brian Ashcraft Published May 7, 2012
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  Child Soldier Goons are Being Undone by Video Games

  The thugs in charge of recruiting kids for use in bloody African wars are finding their efforts are being hampered in Somalia. Not through the direct actions of the government or the UN, but because kids now have enough things to do in their spare time to keep them off the streets. A report in…

  By Luke Plunkett Published May 7, 2012
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  Binding of Isaac is Getting an Expansion

  No joke, it really is! It’s called Wrath of the Lamb, and for $3 you’ll get new chapters, new enemies, new achievements, new bosses, new room types and even a “new final (final) chapter and boss with new endings”. It’s out on Steam on May 28.

  By Luke Plunkett Published May 7, 2012
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  The Avengers Spelled a Game Company’s Name Wrong, Reveals the Worst Job in Hollywood

  If you’ve seen The Avengers, you’ll know there’s a mildly awkward moment where, of all games, Galaga is mentioned, then actually shown. Aside from coming across as an advertisement, it’s short, and it’s relatively harmless. Thing is, because it needs to be officially mentioned, Galaga and its publishers Namco Bandai are then listed in the…

  By Luke Plunkett Published May 7, 2012
• Culture

  Have a Lollipop, Batman. You’ve Earned it.

  Leonid “leopardsnow” Enin is currently working as a concept artist with mobile gaming powerhouse Gameloft. He’s also done work for other video game companies like Sidhe and Realtime Worlds. Say what you will about Gameloft’s games, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this artwork. On the contrary. It’s fantastic, even if a lot of it is…

  By Luke Plunkett Published May 7, 2012
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  Video Games are Coming to Life and Destroying (or at Least Confusing) San Francisco

  Kenny Kong is an artist who, for the past three years, has been working with Zenimax on The Elder Scrolls Online. Having since chucked that in to pursue a Masters at California College of the Arts, he’s been able to do things a little more interesting. He’s working on a series of sculptures where video-game…

  By Luke Plunkett Published May 7, 2012
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  Mr. Potato Head Goes to Rapture

  Thank Ginger Troll for this custom Mr. Potato Head figure, swapping out his standard attire for something a little more nautical, from the underwater world of BioShock. In the spirit of recent Mr. Potato Head licensing efforts, though, he needs a stupid nickname. I’m looking at my shelf right now and seeing things like “Optimash…

  By Luke Plunkett Published May 7, 2012
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  Well, at Least GlaDOS Won’t Drink a Jar of Piss

  We of course have a ton of inspiring video game cosplay to get through this morning in our weekly roundup. But before we begin, in case you were wondering what the redhead above was doing, well. She’s Firefox. You know. Browser cosplay Most others this week, you’ll spot straight off the bat, including a wonderful…

  By Luke Plunkett Published May 7, 2012
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  Fez’s Village in Minecraft is an Amazing Thing

  Yup, people are still making other people’s stuff in Minecraft. Like this village, modelled after the starting point of Fez, and which thanks to the use of a custom texture pack looks terrific. While the creator admits its not pixel perfect – he built the “front” perspective first then moved on from there – it’s…

  By Luke Plunkett Published May 7, 2012
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  When Internet Memes Become Art

  Nerd stronghold Gallery 1988 is currently holding quite the exhibition, showcasing a ton of works done by artists all inspired by the one thing: internet memes. The memier the better. So be warned: while there are awesome pictures to follow, there are also a lot of rainbows, cats and keyboards. The show runs until May…

  By Luke Plunkett Published May 6, 2012
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  The Avengers’ Wonderful Weapons are Made From LEGO

  To celebrate last week’s release of The Avengers, LEGO builder Ken Robichaud has gone to town building a range of weapons and props from the film out of little plastic bricks. He’s built Thor’s hammer (and brace), Captain America’s shield, Hawkeye’s bow and a set of arrows and some of Black Widow’s equipment. Sadly, he…

  By Luke Plunkett Published May 6, 2012
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  Pretty Mugshots of Mass Effect’s Bad Guys

  Indonesian artist Machine56 has come up with these pictures of Cerberus troops from the Mass Effect series, making them available as some rather fetching wallpaper fodder. He’s also looking to get them printed up as shirts (the “order form” in this gallery is just a mock-up), which would be great; the same artist came up…

  By Luke Plunkett Published May 6, 2012
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  Drug Smuggler Hides Cocaine in Xbox 360, Fails Miserably

  Carlos Valenzuela was driving around Texas the other day, minding his own business, when he forgot to signal a turn at an intersection. For this oversight, he was pulled over, and probably would have got off with a warning/ticket if he hadn’t, you know, had three enormous bricks of cocaine inside his car. Two of…

  By Luke Plunkett Published May 6, 2012
• Culture

  What’s Yours is Mine

  Mother’s Day isn’t typically a huge sales weekend for video games and the upcoming launch schedule reflects that. Minecraft‘s console release is the week’s only highlight. Tuesday Warlock: Master of the Arcane (PC) Asura’s Wrath: Lost Episode 1 – At Last, Someone Angrier Than Me (PSN, XBLA) Datura (PS3) Wednesday Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition (360)…

  By Owen Good Published May 6, 2012
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  One Man Getting Hit by a Bus Is Another Man’s Frogger

  At the University of Texas “every Friday before finals there’s a thing called ‘Foam Sword Friday,'” writes Austin H., a computer sciences major at the university. Students go to the university district’s main drag, cross the street during a red light, and then battle it out with foam swords. This Friday, a freshman named Nick…

  By Owen Good Published May 6, 2012
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  Eight Men In: Cheating Tarnishes Everyone in 2K Sports’ Million-Dollar Scandal

  When Phil Humber threw the 21st perfect game in Major League Baseball history two weeks ago, he didn’t get to choose the batters he faced. When Dallas Braden threw a perfect game on an emotional Mother’s Day in 2010, against the winningest team never to put a runner on base, he didn’t stock the heart…

  By Owen Good Published May 6, 2012
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  Skullgirls Getting Cross-Platform PC/PS3 Play

  This was somewhat lost in the shuffle of Wednesday’s announcement that Skullgirls, the 2D fighter currently available on PlayStation Network and Xbox Live, would be getting a PC version. The game’s official Twitter feed says that PC and PS3 gamers will be able to play together thanks to cross-platform compatibility, but it won’t be implemented…

  By Owen Good Published May 6, 2012
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  Sex Offender Who Inspired New York’s ‘Operation Game Over’ is Sentenced

  Richard Kretovic, whose sexual abuse of a 12-year-old boy inspired New York State’s push to have all of its registered sex offenders permanently banned from Xbox Live and other major gaming services, was sentenced on Friday. Kretovic, 20, only got six months in jail, but the larger punishment may be stripping his access to Xbox…

  By Owen Good Published May 6, 2012