Snacktaku Flavor Battle Royale: Wheat Thins

Wheat claims more farmland than any other crop cultivated by mankind. It’s the most traded grain on the planet, with upwards of 700 million tons harvested on a yearly basis to meet the needs of the Earth’s ever-growing population. It’s the “amber waves of grain” in the “America the Beautiful”. It’s not particularly tasty. In…

The Dorkly Weekly: Vote President Evil for Devouring Your Brain

So the president is dead. That doesn’t make him any more or less effective than any other leader of the free world since James K. Polk. Have you seen James K. Polk? No, not lately, I mean the older photos. Even when he had skin he looked like the kind of guy that wouldn’t mind…

Fake Gamer Of The Week: My Supah Glahsses Make Me Supah Fantastich At Video Games

Ya, hello little boys and girls. How aah you today. Are you good? I am good. Are you? Ich heisse Hans, and I am very, very good-looking and also a male model and also very good at PC gaming, ya! You puny little dogs don’t even rate for me, I am so good at killing…

New Professor Layton Trailer Is A Wonderful Tease

Today Nintendo announced that Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask will be out on 3DS October 28. We also get this wonderful trailer. It makes me mad that I’m not playing Professor Layton right now.

Borderlands 2‘s Villain Is Mighty Handsome. Game Looks Good, Too.

Meet “Handsome Jack,” the evil mastermind you’ll be taking on in the upcoming Borderlands 2 See! His army of robots! Hear! His swagger and confidence! Know! That you’re totally going to stuff it all down his pie-hole. Pride goeth, and all that. See you soon, Handsome Jack.

Sadly, Rock Band Blitz Does Not Feature Call Me Maybe

No matter how many times I ask the fine people at Harmonix to put Carly Rae Jepsen’s masterpiece “Call Me Maybe” into Rock Band, they just don’t listen. But hey, the actual setlist for Rock Band Blitz—which Harmonix will release on August 28 for Xbox Live and PlayStation Network—is looking pretty groovy. Here’s the full…

Everyone On The Internet Plays Gotye’s ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’ At The Same Time

There have been approximately one billion tribute, cover, and parody versions of Gotye’s ‘Somebody That I Used To Know.’ One of my favorites was this amazing Star Wars parody, but this shredding solo acoustic guitar version by Mike Dawes is another contender. There are so many different versions, actually, that Gotye himself has mashed up…

EA partners with weapon and gear makers for Medal of Honor Warfighter. Gameological Society doesn’t think that’s smart.

Steam Will Expand ‘Community,’ Add Individual Game Hubs For Screenshots, News, Mods

Steam is changing. Soon, every game on Valve’s massive network will have its own “Game Hub” that features user-submitted screenshots, videos, and mods. It will also feature news articles and updates. You can see a preview of the new player-curated content on Steam, where Valve promises to reveal more information in the next few days.…

This Video Game Turns The Los Angeles City Skyline Into A Music Video

We’re only getting a taste of the onslaught of great user-generated levels for the PS3 and Vita’s splendid (SPLENDID) Sound Shapes. This one, created by Alejandro Quan-Madrid, for Bitmob, cleverly builds the skyline of L.A., then lines it up with actual footage of the city. Evan’s perusing all of the user-generated content for more great…

The Better Name for ‘Girlfriend Mode’ Is Probably ‘Co-Star Mode’

One of this morning’s Internet dramas involved Randy Pitchford, head of Borderlands development studio Gearbox Software, complaining about the website MCV‘s condemnation of a reference to a “girlfriend mode” for Borderlands 2. The “girlfriend mode” is not an official mode in the game, nor does it appear to be an official name, but it was…

People Twitch-Fly Into Helicopters and Other Hilarious Just Cause 2 Multiplayer Glitches

The Just Cause 2 multiplayer mod that’s currently in development for PC is pretty expansive. But that doesn’t mean it escapes the ever-present clutches of funny physics glitches. Take a look at players being sliced up by helicopter blades, and jetting off into the sky as a result of said funny glitches.

Sony’s mascot fighting game PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale has been bumped back to November 20

Super Mario Bros. As a Hole in a Miniature Golf Course

From afar, I thought I was seeing a Minecraft-inspired hole of miniature golf. Closer, I thought the inspiration may have been 3D Dot Game Heroes. No, the mini-golf hole made by a gentleman named Aaron Williamson was based on Super Mario Bros. The hole is part of an arcade-themed mini-golf course on New York City’s…

Something They’re Proud Of: The Women in the New XCOM Look Like Real Women

Last week, during a visit to Firaxis to have a look at XCOM: Enemy Unknown, I had some time to talk with the game’s art director, Greg Foertsch. Foertsch discussed the challenges of creating both recognizably human art and architecture, as well as alien shapes, and the process of blending the two together as the…

Five Hong Kong Crime Movies You Should Watch Before Playing Sleeping Dogs

The best gangster movies I’ve ever seen didn’t come from Hollywood. They’ve emerged from the Hong Kong film system and make the relationships between police and lawbreakers feel more seductive and complex than most of the similarly themed films in the West. I’ve written before about how Sleeping Dogs might be the game to finally…

Indiana Jones Couldn’t Shoot His Way Out of This Expedition

Classic adventure-themed Lost Cities is a pretty great card game. It’s now a pretty great iOS game as well. While available on other platforms, from Facebook to – albeit briefly – Xbox Live Arcade, the iOS version of Reiner Knizia’s game of risk and reward is easily the best, combining snappy controls with smart visuals…

A Mother Goes Insane Trying To Keep Her Kid Away From Games In This Animated Short

Oh, the perils of motherhood. Once you’ve introduced your kid to that first joystick, they’ll undoubtedly crave more. Gone are the days of bouncy red balls thrown in gleeful delight with other children. Only the upbeat soundtrack and glow of a television screen prevail. But one courageous mother is dead-set on introducing her son to…

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The Next Game From The Makers Of Professor Layton Could Be Coming To U.S. Shores

Us lucky Americans could be getting our hands on Guild 01, the next game from Japanese developer Level-5 (Professor Layton, Dragon Quest IX). Guild 01, a compilation of four games for 3DS that includes titles from Sim Tower creator Yoot Saito and Vagrant Story designer Yasumi Matsuno, was released in Japan earlier this year. So…